The pasta was delicious, the gravy was sweet
― caek, Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
First half of an LL Cool J couplet circa 1990?
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 9 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
take you back to the crib girl, tickle your feet
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 June 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
haha yessss
― dell (del), Saturday, 9 June 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
He wrote a bitchy review of a place that sells soaps.
Total hysterics.
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
One more thought...people traditionally ate things like tripe because they couldn't afford better quality meat. The proper term for tripe is offal...you aren't sophisticated for eating offal, you're over paying for crap. One of the nice things about being a 21st century American is not having to eat garbage like tripe and chitlins. Really - it's not a delicacy.
― dayo, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
RAGE
― uncondensed milky way (remy bean), Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
I may not eat offal but I can recognize the madness there
― where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus. Corn, tomatoes, and potatoes used to be thought of as unfit for human consumption, but the world changes FFS.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
Not according to paleo diet morons it doesn't.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
Putting butter in coffee is a paleo diet thing.
Yeah. I know, right?
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
Recipe:
Start with 500 ml (2 mugs) of black coffee brewed with mold-free beans (important)Add 2 Tbs (or more, I prefer 80 grams, about 2/3 of a standard stick of butter) of Kerry Gold or other UNSALTED grass-fed butterAdd 30 grams of MCT oil for max energy, weight loss and brain function (optional if you have none)Blend with a pre-heated hand blender, Magic Bullet, or (best) counter top blender until there is a creamy head of foam
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
Mold-free beans? It seems pretty easy to avoid moldy coffee beans...
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
eating butter in paleo is non standard as its dairy
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
How about butter that has been fed grass?
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
ya idk abt that might be some sort of advanced level maneuver
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, I'm sorry, I've gone down the paleo rabbit hole. On a site where people are questioning mold issue, the guy who sells his own brand of "mold-free coffee beans" says:
Am I saying coffee will kill you? Nope. But bad coffee slows you down - a lot - and low toxin coffee speeds you up - a lot.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
people still read yelp reviews?
― the late great, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/19863/are-fungal-toxins-a-significant-problem-in-coffee-and-if-so-can-they-be-avoide
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
if u dont believe coffee is moldy then u prob have brain fog imho
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
I'm slowed down - a lot - from my moldy coffee.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
Remember guys brain function is optional for drinking this coffee if you have none.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
I JUST FIGURED OUT that the (if you have none) was in reference to the MCT oil and not your own commentary about the brain function of paleo diet morons.
Holy shit. Either I really am poisoned by moldy coffee, or that guy is wrong about the benefits of mold-free coffee and MCT oil.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
Oh god, MCT oils include coconut oil, so this person is putting butter and coconut oil in coffee.
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cat-puke-plate.jpg
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
This reminds me of a clip on some morning show or local news show I watched in which a model or local beauty queen (I was totally paying attention obv) was talking about her healthy lifestyle, which included cooking with coconut oil and eating a tablespoon of it plain every day. They illustrated the last bit by showing a closeup of her face while she ate a tablespoon of straight up coconut oil and she was trying to keep smiling but seriously looked like she was about to vom. It was hilarious.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
moldy coffee beans? this is a thing?
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
hork horkhork horkhork horkhork
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
It's a thing to a guy who sells his own brand of mold-free coffee beans and the paleo people who are tired of having all that money in their wallets.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
man, why don't I ever have ideas like this, I could own a boat by now
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
I saw that pic of the cat and thought you guys were talking about that coffee that's been eaten and shit out by feral cats, that super artisan catshit coffee
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
Well is your wife a doctor... this guy's wife is so he has science behind him and shit.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
my brother is a lawyer, maybe I can get him to draw up contracts where ppl agree I can spend their money and in return they have permission to feel a little bit better about themselves
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Luwak.jpg/200px-Luwak.jpg
sry this isnt a cat
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
wait what
Civets are also called "toddycats"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
I am having a problem wrapping my head around that
coffee made from civet shit is famed for its smoothness? I would think it would be famed for being made out of civet shit
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
It's famed for being the smoothest coffee gingerly shitted from a civet's distended poopchute.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
TS: Bulletproof Exec vs. the Four Hour Body idiot.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
the civets eat the fruit but the the beans go through their digestive tract mostly undigested save some chemical reaction that makes them smooth iirc, they wash the shit off before packaging
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
I heard they don't
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
how can I be sure I'm not getting shitty bean coffee
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
a little bit nutty says mike myers character fat bastard from austin powers 2
xp Mixed it with grass fed butter.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
hey if anyone wants me to shit in their coffee... too late!!!!
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:31 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i guess dont pay $100/lb for coffee pooped out by weird cat/rat things is the easiest way
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
tho there may be poop or mold in other coffe idk
I can never get my butter to eat anything, I'm afraid it's going to starve ;_;
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
That's OK, when it dies it turns into cream cheese iirc
― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
Make sure not to feed it corn.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they meant "grass-fed" as a euphemism and it's actually weed-infused butter
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link