2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

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the skit was ok, not that whether it's good or not is close to the point

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

the skit was totally funny

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm sorry that i think the point of a comedy program on television is to be funny and/or amusing and/or entertaining in some fashion, gabbneb. i am such a retard.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I think slimy pols being scared of TV that mocks them as amiable dunces rather than vicious shits who need to be disemboweled is very much the point

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i am responding to morbs, not you, schef

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

vicious shits who need to be disemboweled

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah but my point still stands!

xpost lol that is an unfortunate turn of phrase isn't it

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

(my Tomboto impression, ladies & ducks)

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

would watch morbstv

"goole" (goole), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Clinton: Sarah, you're a vicious shit that needs to be disemboweled.

Palin: No Hilary you are a vicious shit that needs to be disembowled.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Excuse me, I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to go disembowel a shit.

so glitchy (kenan), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

it seemed a little more like an alex in nyc imitation but you didn't say infidels so i guess it works either way

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

disemboweling would probably lead to some vicious shits

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Clinton: Sarah, you're a vicious shit that needs to be disemboweled.

Palin: No Hilary you are a vicious shit that needs to be disembowled.

and they'd both be edit to keep Secret Service off my ass

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi, we're the Vicious Shits, this is the first song off our new album, Disembowelment

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought the skit went for easy punchlines but that those easy punchlines were still funny. Tina Fey striking poses during Amy Poehler's rant had me in stitches.

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

ladies and ducks

THE GAMBLER (max), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

ok i'll step off the point that Palin is a huge liar and note that, though i'm not much a fan of anyone who's been on snl for the last 15 years, the skit succeeded because it was a) true, and b) sufficiently of the moment.

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

also I liked this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/4174/saturday-night-live-president-reagan-mastermind

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

also, c) not acted by morons

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Biden on 9/10/01

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

something something inside job

A bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (dan m), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I just miss the last time SNL did actual satire, TB (ie, Aykroyd as Nixon and Carter).

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, September 18, 2008 2:01 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey, a joke teaching us about satire

metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe Condi sneaked Joe a copy of "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside US"

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Tina Fey striking poses during Amy Poehler's rant had me in stitches.

Dan OTM , this made the bit.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

can someone code it so that post comes up every time morbius tries to complain about someone making an old man joke about him?

metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I just miss the last time SNL did actual satire, TB (ie, Aykroyd as Nixon and Carter).

lolz "did you take the brown acid?" = "actual satire"?

yeah whatevs

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

max, do you not find my vaudeville lingo funny?

Mo, Aykroyd's flashing of the Cheshire Carter grin as pure con-man snake oil was v perceptive. (And yeah, that sketch very nicely satirized liberal Dems' helpful-hippie projections upon a militarist prez.)

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Thomas Jefferson: I'll join you.. presently. [ to Sally ] I'd like to take you out for corn cakes sometime.

Sally Hemings: Alright!

Thomas Jefferson: What time do you get off work?

Sally Hemings: Um.. never.

^^ my favorite snl president

THE GAMBLER (max), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the mime who was in The Aristocrats does a great Jefferson-Hemings scene.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe Condi sneaked Joe a copy of "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside US"

maybe Joe read the New York Times

gabbneb, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Former publisher of National Review sez Obama's the better dude for the job.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

"I can see russia from my house!"

that line was so good people now think that's what palin actually said

it's kind of like how ilxors think that dicaprio movie was called blood diamonds

Edward III, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, ILXors think it was... plural?

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, you know what, a few weeks ago I was copy-editing a list of the top DVD rentals of 2007 and it said "Blood Diamond" and I had to go to IMDb because I was convinced it was wrong.

jaymc, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I only regret that I have forgotten the recipe to the drink

so glitchy (kenan), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, did any of you know that the blood diamonds meme had nothing to do with that movie?

themoreyouknow.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

(xp) was gonna say, "use one(1) search function"

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

also snl's political sketches have never, ever been funny or good satire, guys, so let's not get all crazy here with bringing up chevy chase or something.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't really dig Brzinsksi either (and yes I know he's advising Obama) but calling Carter a "militarist" is sorta exaggerating

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

just, y'know, for the record

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

and Ally otm btw

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

it's kind of like how ilxors think that dicaprio movie was called blood diamonds

Or how ilxors think that Bikini Palin came from this board.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

but the meme poisoned the movie

if they make a sequel to blood diamond they should call it blood diamonds

Edward III, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Aykroyd typing with 2 fingers: "Mem-OIRS.... by Richard Nixon.... Nineteen dollars and 95 cents... Chapter 1... I was born in the house my father built..."

genius

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

BOXCAR

you'd look cooler if you wore a frigidaire (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 18 September 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

that is not genius, morbius.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 September 2008 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

when you see it, it is!

(the Chevy Chase stuff was pure slapstick, about as political as the Coneheads)

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Nixon's passed-out head in a jar fantasizing about getting it on with feminists - now THAT is satire

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 18 September 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link


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