My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

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NEATO massive knockers

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 June 2012 07:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

I generally measure the badness of these songs by how far into it I get before closing the window in disgust. NEATO was :51 in, but that's only cause the first 30 seconds of the video don't contain any music.

the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 8 June 2012 02:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

oh god no

r|t|c, Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:27 (9 months ago) Permalink

Lisa Gail Allred is back! Was tempted to start a thread just for her, and if she does a third video I just might (there are more songs on the net so be prepared). But the talent that brought you "The 3 Second Rule" has returned with "Coffee Or Tea":

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 21:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

this fucking song

keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:15 (9 months ago) Permalink

This video too! So wonderfully North Texas.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 22:18 (9 months ago) Permalink

omg

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 3 August 2012 23:03 (9 months ago) Permalink

The hell?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 4 August 2012 00:59 (9 months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

.................wow

teledyldonix, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

Is it too early to miss the "classic Pomplamoose"?

Noam Karavany 1 week ago 38

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:10 (9 months ago) Permalink

It is spectacular how everything in that youtube is so bad.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:11 (9 months ago) Permalink

Is this the fruit of their promise to make ”EDM”

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:25 (9 months ago) Permalink

wow that is so very unredeemably bad

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:06 (9 months ago) Permalink

billstevejim, Friday, 17 August 2012 07:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

I'm betting you love creep mode

Lee626, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:08 (9 months ago) Permalink

yeah, that song is fucking horrible.

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:02 (9 months ago) Permalink

goole, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:13 (9 months ago) Permalink

And here I thought, "Oh this can't be worse than the time they ruined Music Sounds Better With You".

I was proven wrong.

MarkoP, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:16 (9 months ago) Permalink

Can't believe it took this long for the Blur hook to be swiped for a crap pop song, actually.

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:25 (8 months ago) Permalink

all songs from maroon 5's latest album belong here.

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:33 (8 months ago) Permalink

I'm not too clear on when these were recorded (they may be leaked tracks from an album she recorded with Johnny Jewel of the Chromatics a few years ago), but holy god this person is awful.

crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Monday, 3 September 2012 13:54 (8 months ago) Permalink

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

I never expected to hear a mall rock Die Antwoord. Impressively horrid.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

Look for it to appear on Christgau's top tracks of 2012 list.

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:20 (8 months ago) Permalink

I'm kind of torn on this one. Pretty sure it's more terrible than it is anything positive, though.

Jericko - We Party Hard

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:17 (8 months ago) Permalink

MJ not so much remixed as dug up, bent over his gravestone and sloppily sodomized by Pitbull and Afrojack.

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:08 (7 months ago) Permalink

oh this made me so sad when i heard it. SPEAKING OF

'hey i have an idea, let's rework this pop song so that it's much longer and the vocal harmonies, which are KEY TO MAKING IT GREAT, are excised. the kids'll understand. at least it's for gum!'

maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:11 (7 months ago) Permalink

at least when i went to the show that served as this song's premiere duran duran did 'notorious' and 'wild boys'

maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:12 (7 months ago) Permalink

lol, that is pretty bad

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:52 (7 months ago) Permalink

what the hell

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:57 (7 months ago) Permalink

holy shit, what did they do to the verse of "Hungry Like The Wolf"

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:58 (7 months ago) Permalink

fuuuck off

it sounds like music for a car commercial "NEW KIA WOLF"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:08 (7 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:44 (7 months ago) Permalink

nothing on this thread yet approaches the vomitous quality of "neato"

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:48 (7 months ago) Permalink

true

my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:51 (7 months ago) Permalink

nothing wrong at all with neato

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 10:54 (7 months ago) Permalink

it's not as good as the eric nies/jesse camp/jenny mccarthy posse cut, as far as rap groups comprised entirely of former mtv personalities go

my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:13 (7 months ago) Permalink

All of this crap is better than "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:36 (7 months ago) Permalink

yeah "woid awoik" is definitely the shitshow to end all shitshows

my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:48 (7 months ago) Permalink

man you all really hate some Katy Perry

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:28 (7 months ago) Permalink

shitpiles just aren't what they used to be.

billstevejim, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:09 (7 months ago) Permalink

pitbull is like really old looking huh

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:09 (6 months ago) Permalink

This is probably funnier than anything The Lonely Island ever released though.

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Monday, 29 October 2012 07:37 (6 months ago) Permalink

i seriously thought that was robbie williams singing at first

maura, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:43 (6 months ago) Permalink

I wanted to throw my computer through the window at "the pain is so beautiful," and the feeling never went away.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:08 (6 months ago) Permalink

looooooooooool

teledyldonix, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:54 (6 months ago) Permalink

"macklemore" has another song called "thrift shop" that i actually really enjoy lol

monotony, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:22 (6 months ago) Permalink


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