god this thing better not have like 17 endings
― Simon H., Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
The last hour is all the characters sailing off across the sea towards the grey havens, IIRC from the book.
― StanM, Sunday, 3 June 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
They resolve it by explaining this whole series has all been taking place in Joseph Gordon-Levitt's dreamstate mind. It ends with 20 minutes of talking. Then a machine gun fight on skis.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 June 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
Bale, Oldman and Gordon-Levitt were on the MTV Movie awards last night showing a little clip. JGL has the most bizarre, contrived-sounding speaking voice when he's 'himself' on TV and not in a movie role, noticed it when he hosted SNL too.
― kel ler/pharmacists (some dude), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
i chalk it up to him being a child actor.
― phantompenguin, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
so glad they didn't go with Sweaty Bigface as the Riddler, *yikes*
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
Advance tickets for sale now and this fucker is selling out like crazy, can't get anything I want on Fandango.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
Looks like there's one more trailer...
http://io9.com/5919611/new-dark-knight-rises-trailer-lets-joseph-gordon+levitt-take-the-wheel
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
starting to get really amped about this.
― Bee OK, Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
i really dug the five minutes of footage before MI4 (note: was lifted), but i gotta be honest, the trailers for this have been pretty lame. ya ok, the football field collapses. and a couple bridges fall down. and a bunch of crowd scenes, which are always terrible.
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
yeah. i'll wait and see i guess
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
the daylight brawl footage could use some BOF!s and POW!s
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, June 21, 2012 1:13 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is kind of a silly criticism imo. it's a musical montage-driven trailer for a movie that they're trying to withhold plot details about, of course it's going to lean heavily on glimpses of big action setpieces and not give you much of an idea what actually watching the movie from scene to scene will be like.
― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
i think s1oc was saying that the big spectacle stuff looks lame
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
I hear that Bane also wrecks Bruce Wayne financially, through the business dealings of his firm, Bane Capital.
― mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
It's mostly a legal drama about the case of Bane v Wayne.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
The opening sequence looks (and by all accounts is) pretty cool
― Number None, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
Nolan does good set pieces! The one opening that last film could be a film in itself.
― mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
I hear Bill Clinton has a lot of respect for the good work Bane has done.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 21, 2012 10:17 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but i dunno "crowd scenes suck!" is a weird thing to say imo. as if a) any movie like isn't going to be to some extent about a SUPER VILLAIN TERRORIZING THE CITY OF GOTHAM, CUE SCREAMING CROWD and b) c'mon that'll be what 4 minutes of screentime in this thing?
― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
any movie like THIS, meant to say
"A sensitive, crafty Dark Knight faces a heartless goliath named BAIN" vs. "A resourceful millionaire defends the American way from an aggrieved lunatic obsessed with the redistribution of wealth"
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
scenes where groups of people run at each other yelling are so rarely good
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
anyway, that's just one thing, i'm just not feeling ~dun dun dun~ *BRIDGE EXPLODES*
but then again, the airplane scene was pretty awesome. so who knows
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, June 21, 2012 11:00 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
1) Braveheart 2) yeah i think that's it
― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
blazing saddles
― goole, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
Gangs of New York, ymmv
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
the worst
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
barry lyndonthe red and the white
gangs of new york is the worst film ever made tho, yeah
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
<3 barry lyndon but I always feel like it's a comedy and giggle the whole time
― mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
Seven Samurai
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yuqzdZ7B1qezl5y.png
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
the point is, that stuff doesn't really look exciting to me in the trailer, it just looks like a bunch of extras running and yelling
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
i don't disagree. just seems like an inevitable (and inevitably small, in this case) piece of any city-under-siege superhero movie.
― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
actually from what i understand half the movie is people screaming in the streets in daylight and then bane kills batman and the second half is JGL crying
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
no spoilers
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
wooops
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
no no, s1ocki means he's crying because someone stole his car's spoilers
― StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
right?
― StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
first of all, i didnt admit that i was crying
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, i didnt SAY that i was crying
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
but you are crying, right
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
I'm crying because I meant da croupier and not s1ocki ;_;
― StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
s1ocki, if it makes you feel better, I'm not feeling the trailers, either
I don't have a theory tho
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
really can't tell much from trailers so wth
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
Braveheart. Worst movie ever.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
trailers don't have me ecstatic but it still looks better than Batman Forever
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
did not dig the trailer shown before prometheus at all. movie looks boring, bane looks/seems superboring
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
yeah tbh i am not encouraged by the Bane thing at all. my personal policy is 'avoid trailers, and if you must watch them don't put too much stock in them good or bad,' but i realize i'm always gonna be a minority in that belief.
― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
SPOILERS
Rutger Hauer's ousted character from the previous films returns with the support of a large venture capital firm that has been buying interest in Wayne Enterprises in the years since the last film. Bruce Wayne, who has been largely been pretending to be a figurehead and philanthropist while leaving the day-to-day operations to Lucius Fox who has proven to be more science- than business-minded. The early movie Gotham intrigue is a Robin Hood-type cat burglar who is brazen enough to approach Wayne himself.
Bane then attacks the city, after being rescued by a shadowy organization in the movie's intro and told that the time he's been trained for has come. His assault on Gotham, oddly enough, uses a number of Wayne scientific advances and gear, including the tumbler (batmobile) and body armor. Because the shadowy organization was really Bane Capital -- just kidding, it was Ra's al Ghul's organization. Ra's al Ghul's daughter, Talia, has been undercover and posing as a fellow philanthropist. She delivers Wayne to Bane. Catwoman knew something about Bane or Ra's al Ghul but didn't take it seriously enough
Second act is Batman/Wayne in the prison Bane was raised/trained in and JGL trying to figure out what happened to Batman and eventually raising a citizen army to hold the city together, after teaming up with Catwoman. Third act is Batman rising from the depths of the prison and joining up with the forces to take back Gotham.
I estimate this is about 5% accurate.
― mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link