I always think of this guy when I read the "funny" groupon copy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0qLxIzEndA
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://livingsocial.com/events/cities/1171-georgetown-foggy-bottom/683996-djing-with-biz-markie-presented-by-stanton
― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
I was waiting for it, and it delivered in the last sentence
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
u_u
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
umair haque@umairhHey, what is that "1,2,3,4" song that came out a few years back? Was that Ting Tings?
― ʎqןıs (gr8080), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
So dip your brush or tune your ear to what’s happening on F Street -- you won’t be disappointed.
amirite?
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
haha oops wrong "assholes" thread
― ʎqןıs (gr8080), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
groupon is fucking crazy
http://i.imgur.com/5cYYGme.png
― gr8080, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:28 (eight years ago) link
lol @ thread title too
really hope they're stroking the mouth BEFORE the anus
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link
what's a skin vagina
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
Glad to know Groupon still has skin vagina in the game.
― I know some Civil War re-enactors you might want to talk to (Eazy), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link
if you include the sushi at the bottom that is a real solid date night
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link
lol I almost made a very similar post
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link
so what are you doing later?
getting kicked out of the sushi place when I ask if the vulcan love roll only has salmon skin
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link
I think I've used this like twice in my life, but get so many emails. They seem to be really pushing these faintly scammy-looking lottery ticket broker websites recently
― kasybian (wins), Saturday, 30 July 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link
I dodged the bullet of becoming one of these titular assholes thanks to my famed lack of follow-through in the face of opportunity. Whew!
― a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link