"oogle" just sounds right.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
"dirty dronerock boys"
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Me and my coworker did this at the local university today after we unloaded a gigantic automated dishwasher/conveyor thing from their cafeteria. We could stare at ass with impunity because of the blue collar nature of our business there.
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
This is a dud to me. I feel really uncomfortable when I pass people and can see them already turning their heads, or tell from their voices that they've changed direction. It used to make me want to disappear, now I only want to disappear for a few seconds and then I get mad. At least my reaction time is improving.
Of course I'm wearing a miniskirt today so obv this is all situational and frankly if the ogglee NOTICES in the first place you're doing it wrong.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I am a terrible person
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I have always, always been the worst, most unconsciously rude oogler ever, butts boobs legs you name it
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh hmmm. I never turn around for another look, that might be part of the problem!
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
xxpost OTM
― dan m, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
much easier to ogle without being noticed now that I'm not near-sighted.
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
You sort of want to go up and say "Hi! Let's bump bellies."
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Laser-enhanced ooglevision
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
oogle is the worst word ('word') ever
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I am very rarely "caught" doing this, or so I think. It makes me feel terrible when I am.
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I rarely catch myself doing it, but I know for a fact the ladies are aware of how much of an asshole I am, constantly. I'm like phineas gage or something
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
hey, i already exposed my white ass for the underwear thread--time to pass the torch.
-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Sunday, April 3, 2005 12:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
dear god in heaven
― sanskrit, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit i just googled phineas gage that shit is sick
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
There is an inscription on the rod that reads, "This is the bar that was shot through the head of Mr. Phineas P. Gage at Cavendish, Vermont, Sept. 14, 1848." But someone got the date wrong; the accident was on September 13, not 14. He fully recovered from the injury & deposited this bar in the Museum of the Medical College of Harvard University. Phineas P. Gage Lebanon Grafton Cy N-H Jan 6 1850. [9] Gage's skull, as well as the rod that pierced it, is currently part of the permanent exhibition at Harvard Medical School's Warren Anatomical Museum in Boston, Massachusetts.
^^^ field trip
ps i try not to do this lord how i try
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"
Fuck, man! Leave me alone!
Ass staring is clearly done best (with the most secrecy and detail) when walking BEHIND a person. How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Books are a social shield to prevent interaction, is this not common knowledge HUHHHH?
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
haha how did i not know about phineas gage? there's enough material there for a half-decent biopic
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Dudes srsly field trip, I have spare beds and couches and futons!
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
half-decent biopic
i know i watched an educational film on the brain in HS that featured a REENACTMENT of mr gage's fateful day
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
rugged shit
I saw the same film. BOOM!!!
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it was in Human Physiology, junior year. That was seriously my favorite class in high school, I think.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link
boom goes the dynamite
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link
haha "list of people i wish forceful dynamite-powered iron-bar lobotomisation upon", make it happen ITR
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
it was gunpowder you fucks
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I am meme-linking, Mr Angry.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Gage was foreman of a crew of railroad construction workers who were excavating rocks to make way for the railroad track. This involved drilling holes deep into the boulders and filling them with dynamite. A fuse was then inserted, and the entrance to the hole plugged with sand, so that the force of the explosion would be directed into the boulder. This was done with a crow bar-like tool called a tamping iron.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
whoops dynamite was invented in 1866
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I always assume guys who do this, esp so OTHERS will notice them watching, are tinily hung.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
btw my friend has a story which is far grosser than gage's.
apparently his old maths teacher used to be a policeman, and on his first night of duty he was patrolling a warehouse when he heard a loud bang, and then a lot of screaming.
he went inside.
apparently the night security there had gotten bored, and had been heating up a load of large metal barrels until the lids exploded off and flew away. unfortunately for one man, the lid hadn't flown away quite in the direction he'd thought, hadn't gone out perpendicular to its resting plane, but had flown up, edgeways. This man, as it turns out, had been leaning over the barrel as it blew. The lid, sharp and metallic, and travelling at immense speed, sheared his entire face and the front of his brain off, to the back of the eyeballs. when the policeman found him, he was convulsing on the floor, shortly to die of blood loss. he entertained the possibility of finishing him off, but decided against it.
if the guy had somehow lived...i shudder.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
But in those brief moments before he died, did he show a radical change in personality and/or behavior?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
He probably showed a greater propensity to gurgle inanely and feel for non-existent noses.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i do not believe that story for one second
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
After that second, it's Gullible City.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, I'd know if this guy was lying, and maths teachers aren't the sort to indulge in elaborate life-experience fantasy.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
because they are so fulfilled with their career choice?
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd expect reams of bullshit waffle from an English teacher, or a historian, but maths teachers seem to be fairly happy with their lot, and fairly unmotivated to make stuff up about their lives. The guy said he trusted him, and I trust the guy. Do you trust me? :D
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://gss.sd42.ca/images/pagemaster/math_professor_algebra.gif.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
BULLSHIT WAFFLE
1 half-assed story 1 cup of POPPAGE
Stir until well blended, serve over crushed ice with salmon calzone
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?
you can't be sure, but sometimes there is a lot of ass potential and i'm too curious to not turn around. :/
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^True. I am chronic ass-starer. But I am very, very stealth.
― will, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god gold pants why did you wear gold pants to work?
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't really understand ass-love that much. I mean, is the whole point that it's enticing because of what it's not (ie: what's on the other side)?? -- Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
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oh sarah sit down before me and i shall tell you about ass... -- ()ops (()()ps), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
oops OTM
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
it is the back vadge
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link