Needs less 'know' imo.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:07 (11 months ago) Permalink
one less k i'll grant you
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:07 (11 months ago) Permalink
"It's not huge, isle grant you that!!!!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
"i'll never view a place at low tide again"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:14 (11 months ago) Permalink
"We need a davenport."
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:42 (11 months ago) Permalink
"it is terribly ironic and not a little awkward that we have squandered our wealth on moving to a desert island with preposterously excessive immigration controls to isolate ourselves from the tyranny of sodomy and to escape the gay jihad on marriage only for me to now discover that i am in fact in love with you, and always have been"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
Please please submit that.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:40 (11 months ago) Permalink
at the very least to colin firth's agent
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:41 (11 months ago) Permalink
short version:
"Why, do you fancy a shag?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:43 (11 months ago) Permalink
But that doesn't make any mention of the toll booth/barrier/fence deal. The implications are completely different.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:46 (11 months ago) Permalink
it's irony/juxtaposition.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
"I said from the start this congestion charge was a terrible mistake."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:31 (11 months ago) Permalink
"this island satisfies me because i fucking hate mexicans"
― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
"You smell."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
"I told you no one wants to live in a gated commune."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
"i knew nobody else would be here this early, didn't i say nobody else would be here this early? i just knew nobody else would be here this early"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:53 (11 months ago) Permalink
"Yes, I know you like having him around, but to be perfectly frank I feel it's another unnecessary expenditure we just can't afford right now"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:56 (11 months ago) Permalink
"Come to think of it, I actually do feel safer than I did four years ago."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:07 (11 months ago) Permalink
^sounds like a winner
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:21 (11 months ago) Permalink
"That sure was an unusual TED conference."
― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
^continuity
― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:26 (11 months ago) Permalink
"I thought YOU read the terms and conditions."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 10:23 (11 months ago) Permalink
Ryanair's tactic of flying into regional airports failed spectacularly in the Carribbean
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 10:39 (11 months ago) Permalink
"I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."
― caek, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:19 (11 months ago) Permalink
*farts*
― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:22 (11 months ago) Permalink
"There are so many islands!As many islands as the stars at nightlike falling fruit around the schooner Flight.But things must fall, and so it always was,on one hand Venus, on the other Mars;fall, and are one, just as this earth is oneisland in archipelagoes of stars."
― s.clover, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 23:55 (11 months ago) Permalink
The "Ted" captions they chose are all rub.Anyways, moving on..
― Mark G, Monday, 11 June 2012 08:20 (11 months ago) Permalink
"The state arts board called and they revoked your grant."
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:27 (11 months ago) Permalink
"Every day I write the book."
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:33 (11 months ago) Permalink
when you said great american novel etc etc
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:35 (11 months ago) Permalink
"All giant killing and no play makes Jack a dull boy?"
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:36 (11 months ago) Permalink
"Why won't you ever let me see what you're writing?"
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:37 (11 months ago) Permalink
"The size of your book makes this room essentially unlivable, why would you do this?"
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:39 (11 months ago) Permalink
"your handwriting is really bad"
― goole, Monday, 11 June 2012 13:40 (11 months ago) Permalink
"You going to forge Jonathan Swift's signature as well?"
― Mark G, Monday, 11 June 2012 13:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
"Why did I marry a man whose ass is made out of blocks?"
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:58 (11 months ago) Permalink
"yes, they can send books directly to kindles, but they don't use wonkavision, dear"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:45 (11 months ago) Permalink
"The phrase 'The Great American Novel' doesn't refer to great as in size!"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:47 (11 months ago) Permalink
"I'm pretty sure largehand isn't the opposite of shorthand."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 June 2012 15:48 (11 months ago) Permalink
"This isn't going to work."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
"The "Ted" captions they chose are all rub."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 June 2012 15:50 (11 months ago) Permalink
"What do you mean, 'What's wrong with this picture?' Who the hell uses the diaeresis anymore?"
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:55 (11 months ago) Permalink
95% of entries to use the caption "It's my day off"
― Mark G, Monday, 18 June 2012 11:10 (11 months ago) Permalink
"My arms are tired"
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
alternatively: "No, it's just a costume"
― Mark G, Monday, 18 June 2012 11:13 (11 months ago) Permalink
"Elvis stole my haircut"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 13:27 (11 months ago) Permalink
"FUI"
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 June 2012 13:34 (11 months ago) Permalink
"I could punch straight through your head."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 13:38 (11 months ago) Permalink
"After this flight, I'm gonna feel like crap tonight? Get it? Sounds like kryptonite? I'm Superman, and that was a joke about how no one likes air travel."
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 June 2012 13:45 (11 months ago) Permalink
"Laundry day."
― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Monday, 18 June 2012 13:50 (11 months ago) Permalink