*does somersault and nuts self unconcious on the floor*
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
The Boz/Herz entry is like a subdued Celine Dion B-side. Really forgettable.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
For a second I thought 'what are those huge lumps on the Russian grannies' faces?', but then I realised that they were microphones.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
UDMURT
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
I have a feeling they'll be advertising car insurance for whoever Russia's equivelent of Shelia's Wheels is.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
Just turned on and those grannies are bluddy awful.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
Iceland = time for a piss break
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
Umpty-tum nonsense. But would have been top 3 10 years ago.
OOH KEY CHANGE
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
if you liked that key change, you're gonna love moldova
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
I wait with bated breath.
This Cyprus thing sounds like a David Guetta b-side.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
I must disagree with Aldo. Rabid grannies for the win!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
But info quite like Cyprus ( actually I seriously do warn Enge to win, I just don't think it will happen)
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
France = shit.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
It's a bit 'mid 90's French Eurovision entry'. They've never really moved beyond that.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
Oh I dunno. It's OK. I'm quite perversely thinking of It Bites.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
it's kinda like the climax of a jodorowsky film
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
France = ok indeed.
xp lol It Bites!
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
LAND OF CARPETS
Italian woman has annoyed me enormously in the build up, but the song has a chance.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
Cut price Winelodge.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
"you're an independant Roman after all"
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I think your rightXpost
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Come on audience, sing along to these lyrics that are very likely to be in a language that you don't speak!"
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
"I bought a gunshot"?
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
Barry Manilow!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
He needs some headphones to hold to his ears as he emotes.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
Norway - if Skrillex was Turkish
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
PUSH MEAND THEN JUST TOUCH METILL I GET MYSATISFACTION
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
"my heart beats faster as I'm scanning the crowd" > sniper?
― Ludo, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
"My meat is all peaking when I can tell you're around"
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
"skinning the crowd" > serial killer taxidermist
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't know what I'm doing tonight but this birdshit is making me stronger"
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Enge is back! Come on Enge!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
Bless, Arnold Dorsey forgot his stage name for a minute there.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
"looking like a 8NP rally" lol Graham
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
LOL, I'm watching the Queen Elisabeth Music Competition (Violin this year, last two competitors of the finals + declaration of the winners tonight) instead - don't think I'll start a thread about it I guess :-)
― StanM, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
Azerbaijan's song is a bit Sam Brown's 'Stop'.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
I was just thinking the same.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
Clearly they have good dentists in Baku.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
Aye, me three. Sam Brown xpost
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
pogo! pogo!
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
"When you make me pee"
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
i like the moonwalking bagpipe player
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
liking the unplayed instrument with THREE brass bells sticking out of big brass bell. That can't be real, surely?
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
It's the pro musician's trick of storing multiple vuvuzelas in a Wangerian Tuba.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
Denmark - rhyming 'stranger' with 'stranger', good job.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
Denmark- she is both the Captain and Tenille (thanks for that one, Molly)
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
Greece definitely dont want to win this year.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
I think that Greece's song is going to do well, even if they don't want it to actually win.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
It's the closest we have to an obvious Shakira clone this year.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link