'John Carter,' aka the Edgar Rice Burroughs 'A Princess of Mars' adaptation

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i sorta dug how cartoony the tharks were, and that down-the-barrel shot of one of them aiming his funky homemade rifle reminded me of necron 99 from ralph bakshi's wizards - one of the film's few interesting images. the white apes were just like a million other CGI monsters, right down to the identikit movement set (the way these things move always only reminds you of other cgi monsters). i thought the whole thing was short on any genuine, memorable weirdness (or menace), everything felt stately and sanded down.

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 25 May 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

I quite enjoyed the film, but I don't think you can put its failure down to its quality. It was a "flop" and a joke because of it well before it was released. Besides how often does quality really stop people from seeing a movie in droves? at least on the opening weekend.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

well yeah, it's bad and it's difficult to market

Number None, Friday, 25 May 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

The quality of the film doesn't matter to the marketing. The problem is probably the look (silly CGI cartoony monsters, guy flying around with sword wearing a loincloth).

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

"The quality of the film doesn't matter to the marketing"

disagree! i think its probably harder to market something that sucks ass than it is something thats good

that said the marketing was really incredibly bad on this one - as detailed in the article andrew links above, which also indicates that stanton may shoulder a lot of the blame for it

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 25 May 2012 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

As long as there are requisite elements (stuff blowing up, portentous looks, maybe a funny quip but that's not necessary), then you can throw together a trailer/ad spot. Marketing was particularly bad for this one, sure, but I don't think that has to do with the quality as much as it does the content.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I disagree about the quality of the film, but also I think that by the only yardstick that marketing cares about - will people go see it - it was a great film, the word of mouth despite the shitty campaign is what pulled it back into profit (not that any hollywood film is ever in profit etc etc)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 25 May 2012 23:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait what

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 25 May 2012 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a terrible 'movie'

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 May 2012 04:49 (1 year ago) Permalink


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