there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

all these jokes about a jewish woman resembling a horse make me yearn for the days of passantino posts about rappers with "oversized lips" and wide noses

ok, now you're *going there*

you shd stay away from jokes

you shd stay away from jokes

― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this generally is the point at which we rebuild a new excelsior thread; somebody bring the lolz back home plz

it's too early to rebuild imo

yep

lol @ ilx poster "horseshoe" chiming in on a Sarah Jessica Parker discussion

back in my day, we'd ban anti-semites on sight. times have changed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAzwNrSeQSI

u may not be surprised to learn that we have a thread for this discussion: Is this anti-semitism?

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

Three non-Jews who have horse faces: John Elway, Jenny McCarthy, Crazy Horse. Have at it, some dude.

*has at it*

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

sentences I didn't expect to read today

Hey, look. A scene from Sarah Jessica Parker's bat mitzah:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3fb9jFY06t0/TXw2-VYEwEI/AAAAAAAAB1M/7q42UTeLqNc/Human+Horse.jpg

She was getting her picture taken on the mezzanine when this occurred. I don't know why they had a fake horse in that ballroom.

this thread is getting really fkn weird now

She's a well-known actress celebrated for her sexy looks who it's said looks like a horse. Also, she may be a Jew.

I was just making horse jokes bcz lol horse joeks and now ;_;

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*shakes head disapprovingly*

horse_ejoeks

man steven tyler does not photographs well anymore, even when sat next to redrum. xpost.

seriously, shut it down

jah lock thread
shout down horse babylon downpressor man

*shakes head disapprovingly*

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu),

*tosses mane, snorts*

shout down horse babylon downpressor man

looool

hey horseshoe, Vegemite, some dude - feel free to click the red x on this thread after you've had your filly

http://i.imgur.com/mdvK6.gif

Itt celebrities who look like frogs

hey now, this isn't the thread for gallops (gallant opinions)

galops (british spelling)

frogbs, do you have any opinions about the packers' activity during this offseason?

they look like studs!

TS: The sum total of all 20th century American music vs. The sum total of all 20th century British music

Who is really better at KICKING ASS?

― Poliopolice, Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:04 PM (1 hour ago)

*names country not listed in OP*

*waits for people to kiss my ass*

― frogbs, Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:06 PM (1 hour ago)

^^wonder twin powers activate

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:54 PM (9 minutes ago)

hahahaha, A+

yeah, that's great

Which is everybody's favorite Alanis from the Ironic video? I think I'd rank mine:

2nd crazy Alanis (you are an extrovert and a little wild, probably very fun on a road trip)
Raver Alanis (you have braids and maybe...drugs?)
Ski Hat Alanis (you have a sweet hoopty, I guess)
1st crazy Alanis (you were an extra in Jacob's Ladder)

― how's life, Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahahahaha

maybe people who like XL just lack the intelligence that we have

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol LG

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

could be a genetic thing

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:18 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has this ever been investigated? i often think people who disagree with me are stupider.

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you people don't actually like real horror movies

I was going to vote for the one where the puppy made out of cancer vomits into a razerblade vagina that flies around and cuts the eyes out of children being raped by cadavers animated by cockroaches, but it got bumped off the list by Meshes of the Afternoon.

― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's abt coming to terms with aging parents iirc

― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:15 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was going to vote for the one where the puppy made out of cancer vomits into a razerblade vagina that flies around and cuts the eyes out of children being raped by cadavers animated by cockroaches,

this comes eerily close to describing the plot of Where the Dead Go to Die.

― silent ouzo eclipse (Mr. Hal Jam), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:16 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honest question I hope someone can answer: when the US "sits down" to talk with Iran, or North Korea, or whomever, with the subject always being more or less one single issue - nuclear disarmament or at least allowing inspectors in - what are they actually doing? When I read a new story that says two days of talk with Iran have resulted in no progress, what does that mean? What have they been talking about? Does the US just say "please let in inspectors," and then the parties just sit around a table, quietly, until the session ends?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prostitute gangbang iirc

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iran/nk says 'what's it worth to you for us to stop refining fissile fuel? will you stop your embargo/unfreeze our assets? will you give us light water reactors? will you guarantee our territory from attack by anyone? we have seen what happens to sovereign states w/o nukes who disagree with you, btw.' etc

usa says 'what's it worth to you for us not to fuc u up? will you stop refining fissile fuel? will you respeck human rights? will you stop funding hezbollah/intl terrorism? will you stop talking about driving the israelis/south koreans into the sea?' etc

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, but that takes five minutes. What is there to actually talk about? Do they just take long breaks to type up elaborate counterproposals back and forth?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf you have to take a bunch of breaks to catch up on professional sports

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

envision it as an ilx thread about tipping

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also pretty much everything that happens in Aliens is just a slight re-do of what happened in Alien. Newt = the cat; "you bitch" = "you bitch"; etc

Speaking of Jonesy, that cat is a DAMN GOOD ACTOR.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:38 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat from alien vs. the dog from the thing

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, May 25, 2012 11:41 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The cat makes an appearance in the 8-bit video game of Alien too, you have to bag it before you escape.

― PSOD (Ste), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:52 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you have to WHAT

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:54 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:54 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of the last rappers i interviewed is mac miller who caught a body at 15 when someone crowd-surfed at a Dave Matthews Band concert.

― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 25, 2012 2:06 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

What percentage of people who got the vinyl do you think will actually use the St. Vitus rolling papers?
― The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Friday, May 25, 2012 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am the only one who wont
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, May 25, 2012 1:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This doesn't even need context, it's a thing of beauty all by itself.

I'm disappointing that you think my armchair psychology comes from a place of scorn, somedude
I thought we could discuss this like adults

― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, May 26, 2012 8:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

Geir, you seriously need to stop saying "hitlists".

"Hitlists", in English, means, unless I am much mistaken, "people you want to kill". It does not, unless I am much mistaken, mean "songs that are hits". Just thought you might like to know. The word is "charts".

― anatol_merklich, Saturday, May 26, 2012 5:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There is really nothing I would love more than to take a year and talk to juggalos. The unity and sense of something bigger than themselves based on a MUSICAL GROUP is really inspiring to me

― fuck plies IMO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, July 28, 2009 9:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you worry it will be read by those that would mock juggalos just make it so humorlessly earnest that readers laugh at you instead of the juggalos

― da croupier, Tuesday, July 28, 2009 9:41 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I sat on a bench that was a men in black 3 bench and when I realized what I was doing (sitting) I stood up and walked away

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I missed my bus but on my way towards my destination I passed a movie theater

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bought a ticket for a movie and walked into the movie theater, alone, something I haven't done in quite a while

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(will smith star of men in black 3)

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pissing in a movie theater urinal, it struck me that I was going to watch a movie

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked down into the urinal it was a men in black 3 urinal, it was happening again, again

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't even buy popcorn, I just stopped what I was doing (pissing) and walked right out of the movie theater

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

question is the actual title m3n iiin blthreeack

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked up at the sky, it was night time, the stars were out

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked closer at the sky, it was a men in black 3 sky

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IN BLmenACK

― bnw, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was gripped by a sudden feeling of panic, was there anywhere I could escape the feeling of men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

question is the actual title m3n iiin blthreeack

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, May 27, 2012 3:25 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

answer: no, the title is "men in black 3"

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I ran home, under the sky, past the movie theater, past the bench, past all vestiges of men in black 3, and opened up my computer upon sitting in a chair in the middle of my apartment

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have been posting ever since

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see, men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink