there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

/I think I've told this story before but my college roommate has a super obsessive mother who rented Eraserhead one weekend and made the entire family watch it 10 times in quick succession. She also painted Disintegration-inspired murals all over their bathroom after my roommate brought home copies of my Cure albums.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:24 PM (22 minutes ago)/

one question, were you roommates with buff or max?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III)
Posted: May 23, 2012 2:53:35 PM

i just got an email from sarah jessica parker!!!

― goole, Friday, 18 May 2012 17:00 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are you selling oats?

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:42 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

ha!

lol

An ex co-worker was really into SJP, to the point of having her picture as his desktop wallpaper on his work computer. One day he was like "So, what do you think about SJP? Don't you think she's hot?" and I was "no way, she looks like a horse!"

I still don't believe I had this IRL conversation, but it happened:

I was talking to a girl I didn't know about "Friends". Basically, that I thought it cool that this comedy series was such a big hit even though all of the main people in it were basically unsympathetic characters really.
At which point she said "You know, a lot of my friends say I'm like Rachael. What do you think?"
I said "um, .. yeah I can see that!"

ah wrong thread..

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a horse's.

HILARIOUS

A novel and witty observation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Sarah Jessica Parker, why the long face?"

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I heard they ran the Preakness last weekend. Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker did not win the race.

"No, I don't think you understand. Sarah Jessica Parker is the famous actress married to Matthew Broderick and her face looks like that of a horse's."

[citation needed]

oh wow somebody's making a SJP looks like a horse joke on the Internet and it's not Ric Delgado? what a crazy unexpected twist!~

Her favorite movie is the Black Stallion. Her least favorite movie is The Godfather.

Her face has a long jawline that causes observers to make the comparison between her and a horse.

No no, Sarah Jessica Parker is the name of my horse.

i have a bad chest cos too many cigs last night and pp is causing me pain from the laughs

http://chzfandom.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/not-a-costume-sjp-horse.jpg?w=500

ouch

the haters will keep hating til they're horse in the face

It's time the stable doors were closed on this joke.

she looks more like a tiny ent than a horse imo

why didnt sarah jessica parker like the french restaurant?

it had no horse-d'oeuvres (horses are a type of quadroped served in french restaurants)

I don't really think she looks like a horse, I think she looks more like a man, who looks like a horse.

xp lol

The men who stare at oats

Q: What is a show that could be made into a movie starring Sara Jessica Parker?
A: Mr. Ed! (as a person who looks like a horse but is also capable of talking, Sara Jessica Parker would reduce the need for a special effects budget to make the titular horse appear to "talk")

fetlock thread

Not to be all Cap'n Save-A-SJP, but this jokefest is pretty gross, imo.

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

Horses for courses means that what is suitable for one person or situation might be unsuitable for another.

The problem is that Sarah Jessica Parker has been in too many awful movies lately. She should learn to say "nay" to some of these roles.

Unbookmarking until this thread gets funny again.

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

this killed me

I thought the idea was that they were making fun of how stock, terrible, and/or sexist this joke is, through increasingly awkward, forced and overcooked linguistic contortions. Got a pass from me and I'm normally the sensitive one in the room I think?

this is a common ilx thing. it's totally normal. ilxors get stuck in a pattern of either swapping puns in to common song lyrics, or making a string of bizarro jokes. i think it just needs to be rebooted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3W2QG6HEt0

you guys are a bunch of neighsayers

don't think there was any need to get whinny about it

now now, let's not get in a lather

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69258/1225147996/HorsePlay.gif

continue in this vein and you'll only stirrup trouble

This horse left the barn a long time ago.

I was going to quit this race, but you all spurred me on.

http://clubcreatingkeepsakes.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles.tip-of-the-week/A_2B00_-step-1-by-Maggie-Holmes.Sept.-08-CK.jpg_2D00_550x0.jpg

now you're saddled with the backlash