CHRIS BROWN

that is AMAZING, hope it's true

hahahahahahahahahaha this story brings me levity

i don't see evidence of that statement anywhere. sorry everybody.

let us believe goddammit

keep digging maura we need this to be true

this is one instance where I will embrace the neocon philosophy of "if you assert it enough times, it will become true"

surely we can dig up some dirt on this squeaky clean public figure oh wait

http://www.posters57.com/images/The.jpg=600.jpg

haha I knew what that pic was before I clicked on it

yeah the fact that the only site that i've seen it on reports the story in fairly incomprehensible English and has a domain suffix associated with the island kingdom of Tonga gave me pause

It was posted on oh no they didn't, it has to be true!

yeah the fact that the only site that i've seen it on reports the story in fairly incomprehensible English and has a domain suffix associated with the island kingdom of Tonga gave me pause

― some dude, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 3:52 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fwiw Jams.To is the website of record in Tonga

what's up w/this anti Tonga bias, their news is as good as the next guy's

plus i got this for christmas one year, good stuff:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2626/3974808026_9ae2440256.jpg

^ tonga ftr

getonga like me

Now Chris Brown is butthurt with oh no they didn't: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69218710.html

Is this damage control or are we being slightly unfair about a notoriously unapologetic sociopath?

The question of our times.

that really is a great line.

the ONTD responses <3 <3 <3

don't fuck with those kids

they are seriously using cnn ireports as a 'source'

rip everything, someone turn out the lights before it's all over

ha, you believe in "journalism"

"Sweet Love" is possibly the worst thing ever.

I'm imagining him singing the Anita Baker song

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5cxwk3m0l1qla1eto1_500.jpg

I just realized how fucked up it is that there's a song called "Another Round" where Chris Brown's lyrics don't make it clear whether the title phrase referring to the rekindling of an old relationship is a metaphor for 'another round' of drinks or another round in, say, a boxing match.

Haha xp.

i just love him singing about blowing out her candles on birthday cake

Why? Cuz its a dick move?

"Birthday Cake" is such a hilariously incoherent mix of sexual metaphors, at one point Rihanna basically tells him to stick a candle up her ass and throw a stack of money at her boobs

just ate birthday CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

xp i was being sarcastic, that shit makes me switch the dial instantly

like idk, to me it sounds uncomfortably like he's threatening to kill her

obv he should threaten to kill her in a comfortable way

I was thinking Drizzy was the only major star other than Jay & Bey who had resisted working with CB (apparently the collaboration that recently leaked was recorded before the domestic abuse incident) and well

http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/chris-brown-drake-fight-beef-meek-mill-rihanna-wip-new-york-photos-pictures

Drake was on the "Deuces" remix

oh word? i managed to go without ever hearing it. never mind then.

yeah. and that was even after Drake had been linked w/ Rihanna.

smh

also the "yamaha mama" demo (lol)

oh wait n/m i see you mentioned that

not sure where i stand on this fight... of course i'm all for chris brown being attacked, but i can't determine if throwing bottles is extremely ham or a cop out

throwing bottles is not cool. Apparently some bystanders got injured too

it's so weird to have this daily soap opera playing out while "Take Care" and "Birthday Cake" etc. are all over the radio

reminds me of the 50/Game thing happening while "How We Do" and "Hate It Or Love It" were huge

Lol @ meek mill quoting shaggy

Lol @ meek mill quoting shaggy

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

fingers crossed they kill each other

:D SMC

haha someone pointed out that CB apparently has coke nostril in that pic

that's a nose ring