The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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didnt she start in pr0n?

never been substantiated afaict

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

"If I were James Woods, I'd change the channel to ESPN -- Evil Scary Porn Network!"

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17. VIDEODROME
David Cronenberg, Canada, 1983
(673 points, 23 votes)

memorable scenee: james woods watching softcore samurai porno
― ' ( *_*) ERROR HANDLING (^_^ ) (Alan N), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:59 PM (2 years ago)

Videodrome was probably my favorite movie when I was 23/24.
― sarahel, Monday, November 9, 2009 7:48 PM (Yesterday)

only for that one split second?? cold
― goole, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:09 PM (2 years ago)

nah - for about a year and a half.
― sarahel, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:12 PM (2 years ago)

...and then Good Burger came out
― fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:23 PM (2 years ago)

Videodrome c/d

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

(Yes, going to try to get up to 11 today, and then the top 10 tomorrow.)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

jjj's rage on this thread is basically the setup for our own ILX horror movie, The Angriest Rothstan, where messageboard posters go mysteriously missing after disparaging the works of Eli Roth and the crack duo of Ned and ENBB follow the grisly clues to a horrifying stand off in a WSP guitar shop

btw I had this post ready to go an hour ago but had to pause my participation for a conference call, so even though it's now hopelessly late I'm posting it anyway because I am inordinately proud of The Angriest Rothstan

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

thank god cuz this thread was about to devolve into a PJ soles youtube channel

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Videodrool

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

there's really nothing to say about videodrome tho, let's move on

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

pomo film academics love Videodrome b/c dude GOES INTO THE TELEVISION

"horror shirt" (Pillbox), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

back to your regularly scheduled programming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akJ-KeJzSyg

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

She looks like Lynn Redgrave's Baby Jane in that preview image.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

it's a rare thing not to have been bonny once

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

long live the new flesh and all that

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

James Woods shooting "Barry Convex" with that gun that shoots teeth, after which Convex basically slowly explodes, is one of the freakiest things I've ever seen in a movie. Honestly I don't know how he got an R rating with that.

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

PJ Soles' personal-life timeline for 1983 is p hilar in her wiki

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

If you live here, picking out all the Toronto-centric stuff in Videodrome is extra fun.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

PJ Soles' personal-life timeline for 1983 is p hilar in her wiki

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 3:40 PM (1 minute ago)

she moves quick!

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

Just watched a youtube w/sound off of James Woods having headsex with a veiny inflatable TV after Debbie Harry, dressed as a disco executioner, garrotes a guy. Huh.

And now with the mutant gun and the game show host.

oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

I guess now would be a good time for these...

http://www.criterion.com/current/posts/2193-notes-from-a-videodrome-test-screening

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

xxp Like CIVIC-TV is really CityTV, and "Barry Convex" is really Spadina Street.

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Videodrome is soooo creepy. Really ahead of its time. Awesome Criterion packaging, too.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

I really need to rep for the Cronenberg short, "Camera," which is included on the "Videodrome" DVD. I think it's a masterpiece.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

I'm no doubt in the minority, but I think it's a great film until all the new-flesh mumbo jumbo and the gross-out ending.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQlQgzRyBfY

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

I think the ending and all the gross-out stuff is perfect. The idea of insidious technology literally altering humanity is an ingenious idea.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Not Videodrome, but I once had a course in French film with a guy who had his head exploded in Scanners.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

"Watch out for the Hare CRUSH-YA!"

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16. DAWN OF THE DEAD
George A. Romero, USA, 1978
(728 points, 22 votes, 1 first-place vote)

saw Dawn recently, and have to say, it doesn't hold up very well...part of it is the wooden acting (a staple of Romero flicks, it pains to say), but the vaunted make-up/special effects seemed cheap and obvious...(the undead all had blue skin, but red lips...they couldn't have used blue lipstick?)...
― henry s, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:06 PM (4 years ago)

Dawn is still a great swashbuckling zombie movie, with some great memorable scenes. But Day is underated by a truck load and should come a close second.
― Ste, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 6:53 PM (4 years ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

wow, shockingly low

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

my no. 1 pick

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, love that. videodrome was my #3.

original bgm, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

...I also love it as a period piece--it conjures up the late '70s as immediately for me as Saturday Night Fever or anything else.

― clemenza, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:06 PM

#18) HALLOWEEN - i'm not a hater, but it's never been one of "those" movies for me. i like it, have seen it a bunch of times, respect the hell out of carpenter, appreciate the film's creativity and influence, but that's about it. clemenza otm about its evocation of not just time & place, but a feeling unique to that intersection. enjoy phantasm more on that level, though.

#17) VIDEODROME - had it at #14, but like possession, now regret pushing it so far down my ballot. should have been top 10. by far my favorite cronenberg film. phil d. otm about the convex death scene, though. incredibly disturbing, was equally fascinated and repelled by it as a teen. i think what makes it so awful is the way the spreading of barry's skull deforms his face even before it bursts apart. i once saw a photo of a man who'd been shot in the head, and his face was similarly distorted (and similarly horrifying). a right thing becoming wrong before our eyes in a way that's hard to immediately grasp.

#16) DAWN OF THE DEAD - i guess you can blame me (among others) for the "shockingly low" placement. i love it, but figured it'd let other people vote for it. this seems like the right placement for it anyway. great movie, but it does drag a bit, overindulging in both the slo-mo zombie slapstick and the motorcycle gang attack.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

I would wager that I prefer at least 7-10 john carpenter movies to halloween

original bgm, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol, just watched the convex death scene from videodrome. i guess i only imagined that his face distorts before it bursts. it clearly does both at the same time. still, it's the former that disturbs me more than the latter: the fact that it's still recognizably a human face, even when broken apart.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

had Videodrome 26th. Dawn is pretty good for a silly li'l horror movie.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

"silly" being synonymous with "horror" iyo?

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

Videodrome was my no.7. would've voted for Dawn but I knew it was gonna make it and wanted to throw some weight behind some longshots

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

My irrational complaint about Videodrome is I CANNOT ABIDE JAMES WOODS. I will accept no rebuttals.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

woah dawn is crazy low

da croupier, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Love love love Halloween, Carpenter rules and I cannot BELIEVE Dawn is not top 10. geez ilx

also jjj I'm riding with you on Eli Roth, I dug the hell out of Cabin Fever and I actually liked both Hostel movies too

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

one of the things I love about Convex is that the actor nails that patronizingly avuncular brand of evil. very WS Burroughs-ish.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

God I wish Eli Roth would make more fucking movies already

da croupier, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Was totally expecting Dawn to be top ten. Didn't vote for any of the ...Dead movies, mind you. Not that I dislike them, just didn't make the room for them. I did, however, vote for Videodrome. Great film.

emil.y, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

woah dawn is crazy low

eh, night of the living dead deserves to go top 10, maybe even top 5. somewhere in the lower half of the top 20 is fine for dawn.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

re: roth: looks like he's directing the first ep of a tv show due out this year called Hemlock Grove? will watch imo...and something called Green Inferno due out in 2014

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Does this mean Day of the Dead could place ahead of Dawn?

Love this film to bits. And it has tense moments. But certainly not a scary film overall, and the make-up is hilariously lousy and low-budget. Doesn't matter: the concept is genius, and it's the only possible sequel that could have so successfully followed Night.

The Thnig, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

I love that whole stretch where they're just living in the mall, going out to dinner in the empty restaurant, walking around in fur coats...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

"Here's a movie I imagine jjjusten would like to ERASE from the HEAD of these results!"

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15. ERASERHEAD
David Lynch, USA, 1977
(790 points, 22 votes)

My Dad honestly thought that my sister's Eraserhead video was a tape head cleaner...
― Jez, Friday, September 20, 2002 6:08 AM (9 years ago)

I always get frightened by the part where Eraserhead runs around the house wearing a hockey mask.
― jeff, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 3:20 PM (4 years ago)

I think my favorite story from that doc is how lynch had a paper route while making eraserhead and iirc he solicited money to finish the film from the ppl he delivered to
― the manarchist cookbook (Edward III), Tuesday, June 14, 2011 12:32 PM (11 months ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

the only Dead entry I voted for was Return of the Living Dead as it is my sentimental favorite. I assume it's not going to place now.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

Not Videodrome, but I once had a course in French film with a guy who had his head exploded in Scanners.

went to a cronenberg q&a session recently and he told a story about filming that iconic head explosion scene from the beginning of scanners. effect just was just not working out at first and the head was just fizzling and not exploding in a very satisfactory way at all. this happens a couple times and the head effects guy (who's from nyc) eventually gets frustrated, says, "WE'RE GONNA DO THIS LIKE WE DO IN NEW YAWK!" and grabs a shotgun. they use that instead and they get the take we all know and love.

original bgm, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link


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