THE MASTER (2012) P.T. Anderson's film on the origions of Scientology (sort of), Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, and Laura Dern

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jeez i'm just saying elmo kinda went off apropos of nothing

some dude, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah woah, totally off topic, speculating about the possible movie and how its controversial subject might be received, gosh i'm sorry bout that

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

tom-cruise-has-seen-paul-thomas-andersons-the-master-has-issues-with-it

goole, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

Joke's gonna be on all of us when this turns out to be a MANOS prequel.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/manos/notapproved.jpg

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

it was more the way you did a mini-rant, then i posted something, then you went in for another rant that seemed even madder and unrelated to the previous posts. i mean go ahead, rage it up, i just thought maybe you could pump your brakes.

some dude, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

glad weve gotten the thread back on topic

max, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know a ton about Hubbard & Co, but I will be pleased if Anderson has made his first wholly successful film since Hard Eight.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

btw i thought it pretty clear that my point wasn't "scientology's bad" but "hubbard was probably a jerk" but *shrugs*

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know a ton about Hubbard & Co, but I will be pleased if Anderson has made his first wholly successful film since Hard Eight.

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:31 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^^
The Master

Number None, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

who knows, maybe we'll see a softer, cuddlier side of hubbard in this film! which would be something much more interesting than "here's a crazy cultist huckster, who was bad"

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Whoa whoa whoa. Rein it in a bit there, elmo, you utter maniac.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know a ton about Hubbard & Co, but I will be pleased if Anderson has made his first wholly successful film since Hard Eight.

Morbs, just so I can keep tally when this comes out, what percentage of each of his films would you deem wholly successful?

Also, please list other wholly successful films, thanks.

(BTW, Morbs, you would totally love Hubbard!)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

The reviews for TWBB were more unhinged and crazed than the movie itself.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

My ranking:

Hard Eight
Boogie Nights
bits of TWBB

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

not doing the Someone Who Shouldn't Be a Respected Auteur's Career Recap in yet another thread.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

gutted

caek, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Morbs, I want numbers! Show me the numbers!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

i actually think PTA would be trolling harder if this film actually portrayed LRH in a sympathetic light than if it were a merciless debunking of all things scientology. that's not to say that trolling is the best or noblest thing he could do with this film.

i think it's legit and fascinating to wonder about how l ron hubbard understood himself and related to others. i can only imagine that being surrounded by a bunch of people who believe steadfastly in your quasi-divinity and made-up mumbo-jumbo might actually cause you to be contemptuous of people in general. but i can't really see a way to tell the LRH story without the ultimate verdict being pretty damning, because you know....

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

If Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character is supposed to be an LRH stand-in, does anyone know Phoenix's character's historical analogue?

how's life, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

tom cruise

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

Heinlein

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

amateurist OTM. i'm guessing the phoenix character might be the first person 'LRH' actually 'helps,' and who, from the trailer, actually seems in need of help? cultism aside, a lot of scientologists credit the system for liberating them from long histories of substance abuse, which i think most people would agree is a noble cause. so is he helping the helpless, or exploiting the weak, or both? this is the stuff i'm hoping the movie addresses, i'll probably be happy with whatever tho.

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

A drifter (Phoenix) becomes his right-hand man but as the faith begins to gain a fervent following, the drifter finds himself questioning the belief system and his mentor.

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

The drifter becomes the drifted.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

if this turns out to be a "debunking" of scientology i'll eat my shoe

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

well he already debunked porn, oil and frogs, it was just a matter of time before he found the next target of his michael moore-style takedowns

some dude, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

debunking frogbs

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Teaser Number 2!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5U8eyMFCpJw

Walter Galt, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

Attempt 2 to embed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U8eyMFCpJw

Walter Galt, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 10:20 (eleven years ago) link

i've got a feeling this film is going to have music in it

jed_, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

cool

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

Damn great. Wonderful to finally get a sense of how Hoffman is doing this.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

Dunphy: “There’s another feature of today that is unique, it’s an honour for Liam to be sitting in between two former Millwall footballers – and it’s not often two former Millwall footballers appear on television.”

Sadlier: “Privileged.”

Brady: “Where do Millwall ex players usually appear? In the dock?”

Maloney: “We’d like to distance ourself from those remarks – and so would Liam.”

brady's best ever zing? can't wait for video of this to emerge.

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

Me neither.

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

gah wrong thread

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

I was wondering if I missed something in the trailer.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

i wish they were in it

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

The Goal Master

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

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goole, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpedo_juice

am0n, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

oh wow. i'd heard the 'loaf of bread' part of that but not the context.

goole, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

Just stopping by to list two things I love:

  • Magnolia
  • Julianne Moore

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Agree with ALS & Morbs that Hard Eight is his most fully realized movie. I saw Hrd8 after Boogie Nights, Magnolia, & Punch-Drunk. I was exctatic. PDL is his only movie I feel ambivalent about.

WRT Magnolia and TWBB, I love a great hot mess of a movie.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

stoked for the madness.

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Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

stoked for the madness.

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"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

just came to post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ1O1vb9AUU

Number None, Friday, 20 July 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

wow

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 July 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

stoooooooooked

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