The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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i often wonder how hungry you'd need to be, or for how many days you'd have to have been starving for, to eat your captor's vomit.

piscesx, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

nonononononononononono

carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

is Body Snatchers Nimoy's only decent film aside from the good Star Trek ones?

He appeared in a nifty version of Genet's Deathwatch.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

(My first exposure was the Mad parody, and I was surprised to discover that the thing with the rat turds actually did figure into the movie and weren't just a crude joke by the Usual Gang of Idiots.)

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

Chiming in on Invasion--would likely make my top 10 of the decade regardless of genre.

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

I need another shot of Fly Young Nimoy to deal with all this talk of vomit-eating

http://whosagingbetter.com/images/2009/11/17/Leonard-Nimoy_0-l.jpg

carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

ichi the killer was scarier, gorier ... and better. but i can live w/ audition being in the Top 100.

ichi's gory as hell and arguably a good movie, but i didn't find it scary at all

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

if anyone's interested here's my contenderizer-length explication of audition

Best Horror Film of 1999 (part 31 of a series)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

"Odd to see the results on that '99 poll posted again, given WITCH film comes next in our countdown!"

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7090/7248903176_5d9c920771_o.jpg

28. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez, USA, 1999
(526 points, 20 votes)

i doubt it holds up at all, i could care less. cheap little horror flix that are also cheap little art flix and come out of nowhere and make a shitton of money and confuse the hell out of hollywood if only for a second are always classic, even if this ain't no night of the living dead or texas chainsaw massacre.
― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, October 29, 2005 12:15 AM (6 years ago)

this is the worst fim ever
― captain crunchyfarts, Saturday, October 29, 2005 12:37 AM (6 years ago)

according to the IMDb, each actor was paid $1,000 to act in the film. because of the contract/box office, they made $4 million apiece.
― gear (gear), Saturday, October 29, 2005 1:53 AM (6 years ago)

goddamn
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, October 29, 2005 2:07 AM (6 years ago)

too bad they died : (
― gear (gear), Saturday, October 29, 2005 2:08 AM (6 years ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

this film is fucking stupid and you're all stupid for voting for it

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

you jerks, f the blair witch p in the butthole

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

ok glad we got that out of the way

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

this was a great film to watch in a mostly empty movie theater

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

Audition was a last-minute cut. I really liked it at the time, but I think the Wikipedia summary of Imprint probably cast all of Miike's output in a different, less pleasing light.

i like a lot of things about miike, but i recently watched full metal yakuza, and the extremly graphic rape, torture and murder of a sympathetic female character - presented as little more than "colorful" set dressing - left a bad taste in my mouth. imprint tends in the same direction, and it's not a rare device in his films, overall (e.g., tubgirl in dead or alive).

then again, i like audition and visitor q, so the consistency of my standards is dubious at best.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

this film is fucking stupid and you're all stupid for voting for it

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 3:43 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ co-sign. also, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG2KMkQLZmI

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

This movie deserves respec' knuckles just for basically inventing viral marketing.

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

it's not a rare device in his films, overall (e.g., tubgirl in dead or alive)

um

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

actually I thought the blair witch project was ok but #28 pffft

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

at last, the true napoleon dynamite of horror movies!

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

what does that even mean

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

Just gonna c+p what I wrote in the Blair Witch thread years ago:

I was lucky enough to stumble onto free passes to a preview screening. Having no idea what I was in for, it scared me shitless. One of the most effective horror movies I ever saw. My second viewing of it, after all of the hype, was significantly less impactful. It probably doesn't hold up past the initial viewing (and only then if you don't know much about it), but it did the trick that one time.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://home.earthlink.net/~steevee/top99.html

When I saw THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT on opening day, I never expected it to have a shot at a 140 million dollar gross, much less provoke the kind of widespread anger it subsequently generated. Six months later, I'm most impressed by the way it brings together several strands of North American independent cinema: the B-movies of Val Lewton and the later examples of regional horror directors like George Romero and Tobe Hooper, the 60s work of Shirley Clarke and John Cassavetes, and Atom Egoyan's reflexivity and fascination with video technology. (As a cautionary tale about video, it certainly trumps Michael Haneke's self-righteous tirades.)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

I read the first few chapters of the girls memoir about quoting Hollywood and moving to a pot farm. Unreadable.

The one dude was good in humpday.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

at last, the true napoleon dynamite of horror movies!

― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 3:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what does that even mean

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 3:47 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh ... that it's very divisive, people either love it or hate it and the folks who hate it REALLY hate it.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh, quitting Hollywood.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

I voted Blair Witch, but somewhere down the bottom of my ballot. I think it's a good film, and pretty effective.

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

i imagine that the reputation of the blair witch project (like that of the usual suspects) is aided immensely by the fact that it's got a killer ending. not much of a movie up to that point, but damn if it doesn't go out with a bang. a movie that starts poorly but ends well, will generally, i suspect, be more more fondly remembered than one that initially shows promise but falls apart in the home stretch.

fwiw, i don't love or hate the blair witch project. thought it was okay, but nowhere near great.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

"Be kind! Re-DIE-nd Rehash!"

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8157/7248903426_d253c10d9f_o.jpg

27. THE RING
Gore Verbinski, USA, 2002
(536 points, 17 votes, 1 first-place vote)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31tnsnqOM1qb5tj7o4_250.gif
― dayo, Friday, April 27, 2012 8:53 AM (3 weeks ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

OH SNAP

carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

love this fucking movie

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ baseball sadako A++++

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

And A+++ for the inclusion of the gif.

XP!!!!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

what does that even mean

there's a terrible scene in dead or alive in which a girl is drowned in a pool of, um, stuff...

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

I saw BWP twice in the theater when it first came out (the second time because the first time I went with a friend who clutched my arm, screamed, and buried her face in my armpit every time anything remotely scary happened and that was really distracting) and have been wanting to rewatch it to see if it still holds up, but never got around to it so didn't vote for it.

I remember being gutted at the thought of being trapped in the woods, probably going to be killed, and then running out of cigarettes. I also really liked the bit where they find that guy's teeth wrapped up in a piece of fabric.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

I am one of those guys who can get hung up on distracting technical details and on that level BWP completely failed to engage me it was such a mess. For ex: multiple shots where someone is far away (ie, 50 ft or so) from the camera but can still be heard clear as day on the audio track - completely violates the "found footage" conceit. And the lead was so irritating, constantly found myself wondering why anyone was taking directions from her. was hoping her friends were either going to ditch her or turn on her and murder her but instead they just wander around being lost in the dark. so stupid.

xp

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

contendo, I was talking to Eisbaer there

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

i went to see blair witch in the theater with my wife (before we were married duh) and at the time i didn't really drive but she got motion sickness from the movie and i had to drive us back to her apartment at night, that was pretty scary

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

Shakey otm on Blair Witch con

buried her face in my armpit every time anything remotely scary happened

WHEN DID ANYTHING REMOTELY SCARY HAPPEN?????

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

She screamed when they were packing the car!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

I also really liked the bit where they find that guy's teeth wrapped up in a piece of fabric.

yes this was fantastic, rivaled only by the actual ending

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha okay wait

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

teeth/fabric was like a cheap second-hand version of Lynch's ear in the field in Blue Velvet

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

Hold the phone are you accusing the Blair witch of being cheap

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

you can hate it on it if you like but you can't deny it's been v. influential, basically creating a new little horror subgenre

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

xp She didn't like horror movies and was so keyed up about even being in the theater in the first place that she was a complete mess by the time the people were heading into the woods.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

I find irritating people in films to be more realistic, so had no problem with the lead.

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, Reagan has been very influential too let's put him on Mt fucking Rushmore

xxp

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

can't remember being particularly scared while watching the blair witch project but I do remember thinking about the ending a lot the following day, I kinda dug its elegant simplicity

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

"it was a total ripoff of a completely different scene with a completely different narrative purpose and context that I'm only connecting because they involve severed body parts in nature"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

yeah why does "influential" matter again

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link


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