there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

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"Yondah lies the castle of my faddah..."

nickn, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Kiss ya motha with that mouth? Oh wait, nevermind"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

would read

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

xxp "It's perfectly feasible to ride on a horse from Dover to Sherwood in less than half a day, old bean!"

banal like a null (snoball), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

i seem to remember they did that in Kings...

s.clover, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

i wish baz lurhmann nothing but ill

like his-children's-children-will-also-be-cursed ill

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:22 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are no third acts in baz lurhmann films

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:25 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great going, gatsby

― buzza, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:27 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so we beat them, Baz Lurhmann's children, borne back ceaselessly into nothingness

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:35 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

I left halfway through Rushmore back in 1998, but thought the badger movie was pretty fun.

― how's life, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:18 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is, the perfect post

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:18 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waggin the cock and flow tit (some dude), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 03:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha ha

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

if this turns out to be a "debunking" of scientology i'll eat my shoe

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well he already debunked porn, oil and frogs, it was just a matter of time before he found the next target of his michael moore-style takedowns

― some dude, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:39 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol, funny to read a funny follow-up to one of my posts here before i see it in the OT

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

ps megalolz at someone voting in a genre he explicitly doesn't care for dismissing one of the genre's acknowledged classics as "a silly little horror film."

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:04 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly horror films. But I look around me and see that it isn't so.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:12 PM (5 minutes ago)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

/I think I've told this story before but my college roommate has a super obsessive mother who rented Eraserhead one weekend and made the entire family watch it 10 times in quick succession. She also painted Disintegration-inspired murals all over their bathroom after my roommate brought home copies of my Cure albums.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:24 PM (22 minutes ago)/

one question, were you roommates with buff or max?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III)
Posted: May 23, 2012 2:53:35 PM

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

i just got an email from sarah jessica parker!!!

― goole, Friday, 18 May 2012 17:00 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are you selling oats?

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:42 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 24 May 2012 06:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

nice

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 06:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

An ex co-worker was really into SJP, to the point of having her picture as his desktop wallpaper on his work computer. One day he was like "So, what do you think about SJP? Don't you think she's hot?" and I was "no way, she looks like a horse!"

banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

I still don't believe I had this IRL conversation, but it happened:

I was talking to a girl I didn't know about "Friends". Basically, that I thought it cool that this comedy series was such a big hit even though all of the main people in it were basically unsympathetic characters really.
At which point she said "You know, a lot of my friends say I'm like Rachael. What do you think?"
I said "um, .. yeah I can see that!"

Mark G, Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

ah wrong thread..

Mark G, Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a horse's.

pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

HILARIOUS

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

A novel and witty observation.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Sarah Jessica Parker, why the long face?"

Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

09:04, 2 June 2008 Oxymoron83 (talk | contribs) deleted page Horseface (Speedy deleted per (CSD G10), was a attack page intented to disparage its subject.)
13:46, 4 May 2007 Xezbeth (talk | contribs) deleted page Horseface (libel)
22:14, 10 March 2006 DragonflySixtyseven (talk | contribs) deleted page Horseface (attack)

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

I heard they ran the Preakness last weekend. Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker did not win the race.

pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

"No, I don't think you understand. Sarah Jessica Parker is the famous actress married to Matthew Broderick and her face looks like that of a horse's."

pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

[citation needed]

Mark G, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh wow somebody's making a SJP looks like a horse joke on the Internet and it's not Ric Delgado? what a crazy unexpected twist!~

thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Her favorite movie is the Black Stallion. Her least favorite movie is The Godfather.

pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Her face has a long jawline that causes observers to make the comparison between her and a horse.

pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

No no, Sarah Jessica Parker is the name of my horse.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have a bad chest cos too many cigs last night and pp is causing me pain from the laughs

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

ouch

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

the haters will keep hating til they're horse in the face

Éden Éden Éden / H.A.Z.A.R.D (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's time the stable doors were closed on this joke.

You can do it Sun Myung Moon (NickB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

she looks more like a tiny ent than a horse imo

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

why didnt sarah jessica parker like the french restaurant?

it had no horse-d'oeuvres (horses are a type of quadroped served in french restaurants)

Éden Éden Éden / H.A.Z.A.R.D (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't really think she looks like a horse, I think she looks more like a man, who looks like a horse.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp lol

flopson, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

The men who stare at oats

You can do it Sun Myung Moon (NickB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Q: What is a show that could be made into a movie starring Sara Jessica Parker?
A: Mr. Ed! (as a person who looks like a horse but is also capable of talking, Sara Jessica Parker would reduce the need for a special effects budget to make the titular horse appear to "talk")

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

fetlock thread

the fey monster (ledge), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Not to be all Cap'n Save-A-SJP, but this jokefest is pretty gross, imo.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Horses for courses means that what is suitable for one person or situation might be unsuitable for another.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

The problem is that Sarah Jessica Parker has been in too many awful movies lately. She should learn to say "nay" to some of these roles.

frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Unbookmarking until this thread gets funny again.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

this killed me

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

I thought the idea was that they were making fun of how stock, terrible, and/or sexist this joke is, through increasingly awkward, forced and overcooked linguistic contortions. Got a pass from me and I'm normally the sensitive one in the room I think?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink


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