Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

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RATM is BACK! in 2012!

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

hahahahahahaha

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

Stepbrony update - he's currently hitting "like" on a bunch of pics of ridiculous anime girls w/ big boobs, apparently unaware that every time he does, his entire family can see it in their news feed. Last post was a screed about how much he hates teenagers (he's 18) that got 40+ comments, mostly talking school shooting fantasies and satanic imagery, somehow devolving into this

I say "moar" and don't put a period on purpose, and you come and correct me, that has happened a lot of times,why are you acting mad because I said you were afraid of heights? This is like the Rainbow Dash thing, you were one of my best friends, why act all butthurt over the smallest things?

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

damn that is like a zen koan.

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

The "sexy" humanoid pony art in the upper left hand corner is killing me.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

4 Hindus

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

oh dear

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

DNW

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

the race distribution on that kinda makes it clear that this is some white people shit

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

"Native American/American Indian: 10"
singletear.gif

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:23 (11 months ago) Permalink

I didn't think life could get more hilarious after I learned about the word "brony" and then I read a survey that talked about "ponysexuality"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:27 (11 months ago) Permalink

http://vimeo.com/42481478

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

That video makes me realize I need to make some changes to my life.

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

become a brony?

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

man, this is gonna be even more embarrassing for these guys to live down than an ICP stage.
50 year old men with brony tattoos are gonna be the saddest post apocalyptic survivors

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

omigod "neighslayer"

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

Watching that brony video made me really depressed.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:16 (11 months ago) Permalink

me too

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

i honestly feel bad for those guys
like i wanna take them out and get a beer and tell them it gets better

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

There but for the grace of Princess Celestia go I…

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:28 (11 months ago) Permalink

yeah, suburban neckbeards are really sad. it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing. if I ever have kids I'm considering having no Internet, cable, or video games

Chris S, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:30 (11 months ago) Permalink

it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing.

learned a new word today

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:34 (11 months ago) Permalink

ponysexual?

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:39 (11 months ago) Permalink

that was yesterday

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:45 (11 months ago) Permalink

how about bronysexual: people attracted to grown men obsessed with little girl ponies. now that I think about it, the only bronysexuals out there would probably be serial killers.

Spectrum, Thursday, 24 May 2012 01:45 (11 months ago) Permalink

boys who like girls who kill boys who like ponys...

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 May 2012 02:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

always should be someone you really feel sorry for

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

I have a hard time believing that dude is real

then, I remember humanity

ILX - then, I remember humanity

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

I can't even.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 25 May 2012 12:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

That also lead me to the discovery of a Brony/Tuner subculture

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

the film shall be accompanied with an interpretive dance, with a special appearance by Underdog Lady Suzanne Muldowney:

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

There's always an interpretive dance.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 25 May 2012 19:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

"This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!"

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

kinda nsfw

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qx5pKB371r6nosgo1_500.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

is that an etsy perversion or an actual licensed hasbro product for which the ponysexuals have invented a sick new purpose

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

i guess i shouldn't be surprised i saw that.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:49 (11 months ago) Permalink

Full-length documentary, kickstarted to double the goal: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary?ref=live

It should be noted that two people kicked in $10,000.

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 04:33 (11 months ago) Permalink

so fucking hot omg

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 04:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

The plushie mentioned upthread is apparently an unique item that MLP fan "Hoppip" of Surrey, UK has handmade and is selling through The Dealers Den ("Furry Auctions...And more!"). Starting price was GBP 55.00, and it's now up to GBP 125.50, with 15 bids. That's already getting pretty close to my bid ceiling, and with nearly six days to go, I might have to dip into next month's rent just to stay in the running. Wish me luck!

A hand-made plushie of Lyra from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She's about 19" tall and made from fleece - perfect for hugging! Eyes and cutie mark are embroidered directly onto the fabric (by http://ethepony.blogspot.co.uk/ ). She's stuffed with fire retardant fiber filling - the same stuff you find in pillows. She took about a week to make, on and off. Comes from a smoke-free home.

The plushie also comes with removable handmade trousers and cotton + elastic underpants.

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5" and a depth of about 6". You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!

If you would like the plushie without this "feature", just tell me after the auction and I will remove it free of charge.

Please treat her gently, I will not accept returns or repairs for any rough play you get up to.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

someone had to be first

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

beg to differ

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:28 (11 months ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

what the hell

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

how frustrating that you can't even finish inside the thing

frogbs, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

I imagine that gets more wtf - the pictures are a pretty good indicator - but I only made it as far as "ponysona" before feeling that I had somehow ended up in the wrong universe and should read no further (also, caps)

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:48 (11 months ago) Permalink

I TAKE HER BATH ALL TIME SHE WANTS AND IS NOT IN MY BATHROOM I PAID FOR THE HIGH QUALITY SPAS FOR HER EVERYDAY, IN FACT I PERSONALLY FILLED HER HORNS AND HOOVES.

I PREPARE HER A LARGE BOWL OF SALAD WITH WITH BERRIES, CARROTS, ROMANIA LETTUCES, BLACK TRUFFLES, WHITE TRUFFLES, CHERRY TOMATOES, THOSE TINY CORNS, THIS SLICES BELL PEPPERS, BREAD CRUMBS HOME YES I BAKE A WHOLE LOAF A BREAD AND BAKE TO A CRISP AND CRUSH TO MAKE BAKE CRUMBS, SLICES OF ORANGE WITH THE PEEL, EXTRA PINTO NUTS AND PISTACHIO WITH OUT THE SHELL, HOME MADE RUSSIAN DRESSING WITH EXTRA HORSERADISH AND A HINT OF PATRON TEQUILA.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

'ponysona'

worst bergman film

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:08 (11 months ago) Permalink


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