The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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about 35 of the next 49 will be slasher films, right?

(in no particular ordure)

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

Still, an audacious failure is preferable to a chickenhearted success.

This is more than a fair statement, but I don't think anyone who loves the original thinks of it as chickenhearted. Kehr also sounds pretty divided on the sequel himself. (In fairness, I'll again mention that I haven't seen Boorman's film.)

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

Well, of course they don't. And Kehr is divided on it because it IS a mess. It's just a mess that's waaaaay more compelling than the first one.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

"Everybody seems to hate this movie, and not without good reason. But John Boorman's 1977 follow-up to William Friedkin's shocker is a much more interesting film than the original, and Boorman deserves credit for trying out some new ideas, even if most of them backfire. Visually, it's fascinating—sort of a blend of Minnellian baroque and Buñuelian absurdity—but the dialogue is childish, the story is incomprehensible, and the metaphysics are ridiculous. Still, an audacious failure is preferable to a chickenhearted success. More than worth a look, if only out of curiosity"

this could just as easily be a review/description of zardoz as one of exorcist II, fwiw.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

Sleepaway Camp! Sleepaway Camp! 15 on my ballot, easily my favorite terrible movie. *maniacally hums Angela's song*

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

Sleepaway camp totally deserves tht placement, if not higher, because once you scrape away the meatballs exterior there is a deeply disturbed movie underneath, long before the famous last scene.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Totally. I mean, the last scene was definitely o_O but I was already o_O long before that.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes my brain confuses Sleepaway Camp with Slumber Party Massacre.

The Thnig, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

love the scene where the cop and the one counselor are talking at length in morbid detail about what extreme pain the cook must be experiencing

God yes. I mean, I get the whole "horror movies that put you through the wringer" and "horror movies that are actually good movies" but my favorites tend to be the horror movies that make you laugh and clutch your head and go "WHAT IS HAPPENING HOW DOES ANYBODY THINK OF THIS."

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes my brain confuses Sleepaway Camp with Slumber Party Massacre.

Sleepaway Camp = inadvertent gender studies senior thesis

Slumber Party Massacre = intentional feminist senior thesis

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

I let you guys have almost an hour to make the inevitable "Sleepaway Camp : this poll :: WHAS : comedy poll" comparison, and nothing. For shame.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

When Harry Ate Sally?? Is that some sort of zombie version?

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

there's gotta be a porno w/ that title.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

"John KILL-iams' music is good and all, but I can't watch this without humming Christopher CROSS's 'AILING'!"

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8158/7242342750_98aa6407da_o.jpg

49. JAWS
Steven Spielberg, USA, 1975
(363 points, 12 votes)

Is Jaws the ultimate male bonding movie? Does the shark put the rub into rubber. Why is it not that well regarded these days? (Because Speilberg himself doesn't like it)?
― Pete, Wednesday, August 14, 2002 7:00 PM (9 years ago)

It's about Spielberg's 6th- or 7th-best film.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, July 8, 2010 6:52 AM (1 year ago)

Tommy Johnson, tuba player on the "Jaws" theme, RIP

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

haven't been any actual 'Video Nasties' so far have there? you know from the canon i mean? will there be any coming up do we think?

piscesx, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

Huh. I thought this would be higher. Also that screencap is freeeeaky.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

sharky is appearing a little early in this bitch, ain't it?!?

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

haven't been any actual 'Video Nasties' so far have there? you know from the canon i mean? will there be any coming up do we think?

― piscesx, Monday, May 21, 2012 6:23 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think so, but surely there will be.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Way, way, way too early. This was my #2!

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

evil dead is a shoo-in, so that's one Video Nasty that will likely appear.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

I think we discussed this in the nominations thread, maybe? Jaws is good and definitely has some horror elements, but I have trouble thinking of it as a horror movie per se. But that might just be me.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

I am fine with jaws but I find it hard to care about it all that much

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

i'm guessing that folks 35ish-and-younger don't find it either all that scary or monumental, ergo its low placement.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

(it didn't make my ballot, either. in fact, nothing that appeared today was on my ballot.)

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Jaws is a monster movie, and I don't think King Kong (the good one) is appearing later.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

(still I put it #32 cuz it's not shit)

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

I am fine with jaws but I find it hard to care about it all that much

^^^

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Frankenstein is a monster movie!

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Frankenstein - Dracula - Wolfman are THE monster movies!

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

seeing Jaws as a little kid totally wigged me out - I didn't even want to go into swimming pools for a year or two.

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

Venn diagram time again LOL.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

Frankenstein - Dracula - Wolfman are THE monster movies!

"Um, corr-ICK-tion."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/An_American_Werewolf_in_London_poster.jpg

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5034/7242342666_2f769cdf78_o.jpg

48. AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
John Landis, USA, 1981
(368 points, 11 votes)

I owe this film a great deal, it got me laid.
― Matt (Matt), Saturday, October 16, 2004 9:46 AM (7 years ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

Some Monster Movies have more horror elements than others. Is Godzilla under consideration?

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

okay that's a pretty remarkable coincidence

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

er n/m

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

;)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

I did find American Werewolf to have a couple genuinely frightening scenes, and the best transformation scene ever, probably. However it starred the Dr Pepper guy, and the wind kinda went out of the last third, didn't it?

(haven't seen since '81)

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

Aw, c'mon, this is Jaws! It's untouchable. The salty on-location atmosphere; the authentic, crowded, talking-over-each-other living room scenes; the breathless opening kill; how most of it unfolds in broad daylight; the Muffin Man; the jet of blood from the kid on the raft; the relationship with the 3 guys; Roy Fucking Scheider!; the slow, believable sinking of the ship; the boy & Dad copying each other's postures; etc, infinity.

The Thnig, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

Sweet. The bird's-eye shot of the werewolf in the underground is one of my favorite shots in any horror movie ever.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

watched it recently, it's okay. sdtk jokes aren't really that funny. didn't vote for it.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

#24 on my ballot. Pure classic, everybody in it is great.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

I consider Godzilla (e.g.) more sci-fi, but I can see someone including it as a horror film.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't vote for Jaws for genre-hedging reasons--I can see arguments for and against--but I don't think there'll be a film on here that makes me laugh more. To the many moments cited above, I'd add one more: when the mom, flipping through the book, does a 180 and shouts, "Get out of that water now!"

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

watched it recently, it's okay. sdtk jokes aren't really that funny. didn't vote for it.

^^^^

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

American Werewolf in London was a childhood cable favorite of mine. I just rewatched it last week and it holds up well. The scene in the underground is fantastic, and Griffin Dunne showing up in ever more rotten condition is delightful. I didn't vote for it, but if i had rewatched it before submitting my ballot I might have.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

as far as lol-dumb-americans-abroad-wandering-into-weird/gruesome-foreign-shit films, hostel is scarier ... eastern europeans are scarier people than britishes, it's proven by science.

didn't vote for either werewolves or hostel.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

Also: "A naked American man stole my balloons."

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think of sleepaway camp as having a "deeply disturbed" core under the meatballs exterior. it's perfectly titled, in it seems driven by a campy, sick-funny, dragshow-horror sensibility. seen through that lens, it all makes sense: the trashiness, the half shirts, the ending, the melodramatic mystery plotting, the ott misogyny of death by curling iron, friggin "aunt martha".

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking Americans wandering, I hope Children of the Corn is coming up.

game of crones (La Lechera), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link


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