The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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I probably should have spoiler tagged that since I would hate for someone who didn't know that was coming to be forewarned. xp

carl agatha, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

i think this movie was where i learned about cunnilingus tbh.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the severed head bit when she's on the table is that perfect combination of the ridiculous, disgusting, and genuinely disturbing

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

kael's review of reanimator is pretty gushing iirc

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Missssster Wesssssssst

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

All of the Re-Animator films are worth a look. Though From Beyond is better than all of them.

Most vivid Re-Animator memory is reading the novelization while at church, hidden inside the church bulletin. Yes, I know, I am a hero for the ages.

http://www.amazon.com/H-P-Lovecrafts-Re-Animator-A-Novel/dp/0671637231

The Thnig, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

aww, jeez. re-animator was my #9. much too low!

and I've only seen the first sequel, but agreed, definitely worth a spin.

original bgm, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think I saw the third one (maybe on TV?) but Bride is definitely a worthy successor

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

kael's review of reanimator is pretty gushing iirc

Just checked, and yes--she compared it to Bunuel. I'm honestly not sure if I've seen it or not--I have a vague memory of watching it on VHS.

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

"What to EXPECTORATE when you're expecting!"

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7075/7241897012_f2c253920b_o.jpg

51. THE BROOD
David Cronenberg, Canada, 1979
(348 points, 13 votes)

Yeah David Cronenberg, nothing to write home abt ...oh, apart from Rabid, obv ...oh and Scanners...and Shivers...and Videodrome...and THE BROOD!! etc. etc.
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, June 17, 2004 3:41 PM (7 years ago)

The Brood is actually my favorite Cronenberg movie. Especially the guy, I can't remember his name, the one with the cancer of the lymphatic system who has to keep moving? He's in a bunch of other Cronenberg films, a small but important role in Existenz as well. His scenes in the Brood are amazing.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, September 23, 2005 1:05 PM (6 years ago)

I love every Cronenberg movie I've seen but The Brood is my favorite. I made my girlfriend watch it and not only was she totally creeped out and disturbed but shortly after that she became pregnant. We have a good laugh about that now and then.
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, May 24, 2005 12:53 AM (6 years ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

this is not a good movie

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol at walterkranz post

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

Great still; so glad you didn't go with Samantha Eggar flashing.

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

The Brood is decent, but it's also massively fucked-up, which is where I think most of its reputation comes from.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

Oof, misses top 50? Should be top 10. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Wow, EXCELLENT choice of photograph.

The Thnig, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, top notch!

original bgm, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

the Brood's excessive psychotherapy mumbo jumbo bored me, altho Reed is occasionally entertainingly hammy. but in general it drags and feels aimless, a bit like Scanners imho.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

Saw this a long time ago w/ the other pre-Scanners Croneys, all too grotty and grungy to want to re-view. Prefer him classy.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

I agree with the criticisms--some bad performances, excessively gross during its key scene--but it's also ingenious and memorably unsettling. I've quoted this before: Cronenberg was going through a divorce at the time, and he called this his Kramer vs. Kramer (same year). My favourite shot from memory is two of the brood trudging through the snow with the little girl.

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! TOO LOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, May 21, 2012 11:51 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lol, i think there is going to be a lot of this in general from here on out (and in many cases, I can't say that I disagree).

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

Rabid is my preferred early Cronenberg.

Simon H., Monday, 21 May 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

My favourite shot from memory is two of the brood trudging through the snow with the little girl.

Is there any other possibilities for favorite shot?? That is classic, iconic stuff.

The Thnig, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

But this is probably the last chance on the poll to rep for the other Bernard Rose film on the noms list, so ... see Paperhouse!

^ yes

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Shivers/the Brood/Rabid/Scanners are all sort of clumsy and ineffective in different ways. they get by on a lot of conceptual audacity but I don't think any of them really work that well.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Paperhouse would have been on my ballot. x-post

Melissa W, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

"The most HYSTERICAL sibling misadventures since The Adventures of PETE and PETE! -- Susan SNOGtag"

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50. SLEEPAWAY CAMP
Robert Hiltzik, USA, 1983
(350 points, 10 votes)

fucking love this movie
― underrated aerosmith logins the rest of u assholes are considering (jjjusten), Sunday, October 17, 2010 6:23 PM (1 year ago)

fan for life
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:37 PM (1 year ago)

Guys I am 10 minutes into Sleepaway Camp and WAHT THE FUCK IS THIS
― (Stevie D), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 5:52 PM (1 year ago)

love the scene where the cop and the one counselor are talking at length in morbid detail about what extreme pain the cook must be experiencing
so many half-shirts in this movie
― dude (del), Sunday, October 17, 2010 9:05 PM (1 year ago)

having watched tons of this genre growing up it is weird to me that I only saw this three years ago, and yeah, it's pretty amazing, some really sick/humiliating deaths and the surprise psycho-tweek ending could launch a gender studies dissertation or two
― the tune is space, Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:56 PM (1 year ago)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

the death by curling-iron rape is pretty indefensible but it's hard not to appreciate this movie for its other qualities.

it is NOT better than Reanimator tho

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

I LOVE THE BROOD!!! Hooray!

game of crones (La Lechera), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol SNOGtag

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

I thought abt using the penultimate scene for the feature screencap, but then I didn't want to make this thread NSFW.

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

The thing with most of the Cronenberg I've seen (which includes nothing from the past decade+, it should be noted) is that the films themselves are kinda...boring, I guess? and have mostly faded from memory aside from a handful of really visceral scenes. The Fly and Naked Lunch are the only exceptions I can think of.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

Oh jesus i think i just belatedly remembered what Sleepaway Camp is. I have 2x serious damage from this movie (speedboat death plus the ending).

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Sleepaway Camp belongs on a list of the top 100 horror movie endings of all time, possibly even the top 100 movie endings of all time. It really, really doesn't belong in the top 100 horror movies of all time, though, and definitely not this high up. So I'mma have to give a really mild "no way!" to this one.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

it really is a pretty terrible movie.

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

kinda like a Meatballs sequel but w/ fucked-up death sequences (which ARE great tbh)

and yeah, the ending

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

The last shot is both totally indefensible and completely awesome.

Simon H., Monday, 21 May 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

Had I properly remembered it I might have given it a vote for the same reason as Trilogy Of Terror (award for damages, basically)

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

my fav SC blurb and one I tell others abt it constantly:

one of the things i really love about sleepaway camp is that there are like 10 things that happen in it that would never get greenlit today if you were trying to get a movie made.

― Dr. Chuck Klosterman, LLC (jjjusten), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Can't argue with that.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

I still genuinely do not understand how it got made.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

Somebody please find or upload the tune that Angela hums throughout this movie.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

The "2" in 28 Days Later looked like a "9" to me and I thought this poll was going in a really awful direction if some sort of sequel to 28 Days Later made the list.

Exorcist II >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Exorcist. Dave Kehr's review nails it:

"Everybody seems to hate this movie, and not without good reason. But John Boorman's 1977 follow-up to William Friedkin's shocker is a much more interesting film than the original, and Boorman deserves credit for trying out some new ideas, even if most of them backfire. Visually, it's fascinating—sort of a blend of Minnellian baroque and Buñuelian absurdity—but the dialogue is childish, the story is incomprehensible, and the metaphysics are ridiculous. Still, an audacious failure is preferable to a chickenhearted success. More than worth a look, if only out of curiosity"

P.S. Shame on all of you who voted for Sleepaway Camp.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

The thing with most of the Cronenberg I've seen (which includes nothing from the past decade+, it should be noted) is that the films themselves are kinda...boring, I guess? and have mostly faded from memory aside from a handful of really visceral scenes. The Fly and Naked Lunch are the only exceptions I can think of.

videodrome ain't boring, cmon. aside from the weird setpieces and gore, james woods in the role he was born to play, a great score from howard shore, etc, etc, the movie is funny! a guy named professor o'blivion saying, 'my preferred method of discourse is the monologue' just cracks me up, what can I say?

admittedly, this does not really apply to the brood. but I recently re-screened dead ringers and caught a dangerous method for the first time and laughed a lot during both. feel like cronenberg's dry sense of humor is something that doesn't get mentioned enough. most likely because of all the body fluids flying around and grossing people out, oh well.

original bgm, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

The "2" in 28 Days Later looked like a "9" to me and I thought this poll was going in a really awful direction if some sort of sequel to 28 Days Later made the list.

yeah, prob should have re-thought that font for that particular title, ALTHOUGH 28 Weeks Later is better than it has any right to be & I almost voted for it tbh.

Apartment of Evil (Pillbox), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

I appreciate the charitable hearts of everyone who's ever said anything positive about Exorcist II. The world needs more people who can see silver linings on even the shittiest of clouds.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

i didnt vote for sc but this poll desperately needed some cruddy-awesome 80s video exploitation shit so kudos

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

about 35 of the next 49 will be slasher films, right?

(in no particular ordure)

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

Still, an audacious failure is preferable to a chickenhearted success.

This is more than a fair statement, but I don't think anyone who loves the original thinks of it as chickenhearted. Kehr also sounds pretty divided on the sequel himself. (In fairness, I'll again mention that I haven't seen Boorman's film.)

clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link


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