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i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post

judas, a scary ho (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol

also floppy otm

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube

bnw, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.

Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, 21 May 2012 07:07 (eleven years ago) link

errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

only thing i haven't figured out is how we connected the Florence blog guy with the band (don't feel like following all the links myself)

Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

he turned up and announced himself iirc

ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

This confused me into thinking it meant he turned out to be a reg socking it up. I assume I misread this.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

xp but that was after his band had already been identified

Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link

hate to say it, but there are totally things worth stealing in that florence blog thing:

http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/

scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

i like a bunch of them. they're evocative! a david lynch-directed toothbrush. i never would have thought of that.

scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

a cross between linda blair and a wizard's hand, sorry, that's just creative. i even like the ones where i don't know the brit celebrity involved cuz they remind me of calum.

scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

like i kinda can't believe one of them isn't nicky wire in a banana suit.

scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

the zing that dare not speak its name

the late great, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

tbc i don't disagree with the spirit of the post just doesn't have that tangy zip [of miracle whip]

flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, May 21, 2012 3:07 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

that is an excellent question

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

whos fundamental logic leads to the death of ilx

lag∞n, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

frogbs has had ups and downs but he's ended up being a good addition to the fold imo

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

einh i wouldn't miss him

flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure people hope for spectacular stupidity. more memes!

goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, a sissymanwhore only shows up once in a lifetime. you have to make do with occasional bored assholes.

goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

i disagree altho i also fp'd sissymanwhore

flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

WHAT

goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

he's kinda boring tbh
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516cMSXPKeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

still unconvinced that the guy was legit and not just a sockpuppet

mh, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

he was obviously a sockpuppet

the late great, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

what about the post

flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

seen some pixels in my time

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's actually tank-tops, rather than vests.

how's life, Monday, 21 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

british people call tank tops "vests". it's fucked up.

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

agree that dude deserved the hate, but also that (taken out of context) there are a bunch of classic lines in that "review"

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 21 May 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

i dont give a fuck about that dude but that post is the best argument for never ever banning ka-- er, WCC

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

oh for sure

mh, Monday, 21 May 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

british people call tank tops "vests". it's fucked up.

― The Reverend, Monday, May 21, 2012 3:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is legit fucked up, i'm going to need counseling about this.

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

we call them singlets

ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

that's dope, good job

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

In the US, we call them sniglets.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

where I come from we call them zinglets

chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

At least we dont call them "wifebeaters" here.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

tho i have heard them called that on occasion

ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

At least we dont call them "wifebeaters" here.

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, May 21, 2012 6:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, you call those "Queenslanders", amirite?

pplains, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

uh

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

now let's not get the rspca involved amirite

ban halen (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

sure am glad you felt the need to call me out by name, hope you get all the lols and excelsiors you deserve (eat shit)

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

(eat shit)

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

(eat shit)

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

callin a frogbs out by name when shit gets eated

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link


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