Unfortunately 'Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? ' is way too long for display name purposes
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:02 (11 months ago) Permalink
not really a zing imo
― flopson, Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:24 (11 months ago) Permalink
Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp ZING in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.
"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"
The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.
"I could not help myself. It is my nature."
Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.
― the late great, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:35 (11 months ago) Permalink
i would crosspost that to "solitary posts, etc." but you've been taking up too much turf in that thread lately
― The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:48 (11 months ago) Permalink
what band is that about???
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:10 (11 months ago) Permalink
all of them
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
oh I see, nm
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
― mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:07 (11 months ago) Permalink
i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post
― judas, a scary ho (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
lol
also floppy otm
― twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:04 (11 months ago) Permalink
was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube
― bnw, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:06 (11 months ago) Permalink
The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.
― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, 21 May 2012 07:07 (11 months ago) Permalink
errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:46 (11 months ago) Permalink
only thing i haven't figured out is how we connected the Florence blog guy with the band (don't feel like following all the links myself)
― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:40 (11 months ago) Permalink
he turned up and announced himself iirc
― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.
This confused me into thinking it meant he turned out to be a reg socking it up. I assume I misread this.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:05 (11 months ago) Permalink
xp but that was after his band had already been identified
― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:06 (11 months ago) Permalink
hate to say it, but there are totally things worth stealing in that florence blog thing:
http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:23 (11 months ago) Permalink
i like a bunch of them. they're evocative! a david lynch-directed toothbrush. i never would have thought of that.
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
a cross between linda blair and a wizard's hand, sorry, that's just creative. i even like the ones where i don't know the brit celebrity involved cuz they remind me of calum.
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:27 (11 months ago) Permalink
like i kinda can't believe one of them isn't nicky wire in a banana suit.
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:28 (11 months ago) Permalink
the zing that dare not speak its name
― the late great, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:26 (11 months ago) Permalink
tbc i don't disagree with the spirit of the post just doesn't have that tangy zip [of miracle whip]
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:28 (11 months ago) Permalink
The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.
― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, May 21, 2012 3:07 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:41 (11 months ago) Permalink
that is an excellent question
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:42 (11 months ago) Permalink
whos fundamental logic leads to the death of ilx
― lag∞n, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:44 (11 months ago) Permalink
frogbs has had ups and downs but he's ended up being a good addition to the fold imo
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:47 (11 months ago) Permalink
einh i wouldn't miss him
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
pretty sure people hope for spectacular stupidity. more memes!
― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:59 (11 months ago) Permalink
i mean, a sissymanwhore only shows up once in a lifetime. you have to make do with occasional bored assholes.
― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:00 (11 months ago) Permalink
i disagree altho i also fp'd sissymanwhore
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:03 (11 months ago) Permalink
WHAT
― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:03 (11 months ago) Permalink
he's kinda boring tbh
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:05 (11 months ago) Permalink
still unconvinced that the guy was legit and not just a sockpuppet
― mh, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:01 (11 months ago) Permalink
he was obviously a sockpuppet
― the late great, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:22 (11 months ago) Permalink
what about the post
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:31 (11 months ago) Permalink
seen some pixels in my time
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
I think it's actually tank-tops, rather than vests.
― how's life, Monday, 21 May 2012 19:32 (11 months ago) Permalink
british people call tank tops "vests". it's fucked up.
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 20:26 (11 months ago) Permalink
agree that dude deserved the hate, but also that (taken out of context) there are a bunch of classic lines in that "review"
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 21 May 2012 21:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
i dont give a fuck about that dude but that post is the best argument for never ever banning ka-- er, WCC
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 21:59 (11 months ago) Permalink
oh for sure
― mh, Monday, 21 May 2012 22:01 (11 months ago) Permalink
― The Reverend, Monday, May 21, 2012 3:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is legit fucked up, i'm going to need counseling about this.
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:29 (11 months ago) Permalink
we call them singlets
― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:31 (11 months ago) Permalink
that's dope, good job
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:46 (11 months ago) Permalink
In the US, we call them sniglets.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
where I come from we call them zinglets
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:52 (11 months ago) Permalink
At least we dont call them "wifebeaters" here.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:58 (11 months ago) Permalink
tho i have heard them called that on occasion
― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:59 (11 months ago) Permalink