ask dextor ellis bextor, lead singer of the new hot band THE VALENTINES with their NEW HIT SINGLE 'SHE'S GOT NOISE' out in JULY/AUGUST on NORMAN RECORDS

― markers, Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh it say hit

― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Are you any relation to the lovely Sophie Ellis Bextor and do you have a similarly shaped head?

― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

dextor. you're a new poster to this board and your entry was pretty clumsy. it's board tradition to start an "ask ____" for such occasions. there is no satirical content. we're going to ask you questions & you're going to answer, that's about it.

― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh okay. i thought it was just folk being mean.
and no, i'm not related to sophie. my manager used to manage her though. but yeah, my head is a bit like a triangle. probably why he fancies me.

― dextor ellis bextor, Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

we're going to ask you questions & you're going to answer, that's about it.

Dextor...is it safe?

― Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dear Dextor what are your 10 favourite albums of all time?
Are there any genres of music you dislike?

― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

drdx, where do you stand on the Joy Sarney question?

― Mark G, Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you the proprietor of the 'jegard' youtube channel?

― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:38 (11 months ago) Permalink

How do you cope with being recognised and followed by screaming girls now you've had a hit?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:52 (11 months ago) Permalink

wow, 138 views on youtube. we're talkin' smash hit here, it's goin' viral

― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

oi lee. its a demo. the release version of the track ain't even been recorded. it's the first thing we're putting out. no-one knows us yet. wether anyone will or not, i don't know. i'm sure you've all got a hurtful answer to that already. i wouldn't expect anyone here to dig this sort of stuff. i posted it full well knowing that - i was (initially) amused by the hostile reaction i was always inevitability going to receive. the fun of trolling i guess. so i formed a band what does pop music like the groups i enjoy. what a terrible, terrible person i really am.

― dextor ellis bextor, Monday, 21 May 2012 04:49 (11 months ago) Permalink

oi dexter, i think you're you're going to be bigger than pippa's arse and one of these days you'll be all over the newsy wewsies and your detractors can go choke on a blood sausage.

― estela, Monday, 21 May 2012 05:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

what do you think of dyson vacuum cleaners?

― sarahell, Monday, 21 May 2012 05:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

they suck.

(thanks. goodnight london!)

― dextor ellis bextor, Monday, 21 May 2012 05:08 (11 months ago) Permalink

what are your favourite recipes for cooking with fish?

― mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 05:08 (11 months ago) Permalink

have you considered playing a dyson vacuum cleaner as a musical instrument? i think it would sound cool.

― sarahell, Monday, 21 May 2012 05:09 (11 months ago) Permalink

i've done that, and it does

(sorry, not dexter)

― mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 05:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

yes, but you are not a witty young british fella!

― sarahell, Monday, 21 May 2012 05:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

so true :(

― dexdexter ellis bextor (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 05:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

could we send dextor back to whatever alternate internet universe he came from, along with tailpipe man, and can we have l0u1s jagg3r back?

― sarahell, Monday, 21 May 2012 05:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

don't fret dex, even your demo already sounds better than any band i've played in

― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 05:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

What happens to LJUBLJANA?

I mean LJ of course but if you type those two letters into an iPhone in caps it autocorrects to LJUBLJANA and frankly I couldn't resist.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 21 May 2012 05:57 (11 months ago) Permalink

Here we go Ljubljagger..

― Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 08:35 (11 months ago) Permalink

dextor, could you write us a few paragraphs about how you lost your virginity, alliteration and internal rhyme would be a plus!

― sarahell, Monday, 21 May 2012 08:59 (11 months ago) Permalink

That's, officially, encouraging him.

― Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

Moves like Ljubljagger.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 21 May 2012 09:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

How do we restore ILX from two days ago cos I was enjoying it then? Stet?

― Heaven knows I'm thirsty and miserable now (NickB), Monday, 21 May 2012 09:09 (11 months ago) Permalink

guys, we have an FP button. just saying.

― Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 May 2012 09:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

q:

There's a "Norman Records" being a record shop that sells records. Is this the same NormanRecords?

― Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 10:48 (11 months ago) Permalink

No. dayo made a mistake i believe its Normal Records.

― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

norman records the shop had a label called jonathan whiskey but they shut it down

― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

Normal Records? The german record label that releases Dream Syndicate and Townes Van Zandt records?

― Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 10:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

Speaking of Test Icicles, how come Dev Hynes is still having records released?

― Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:49 (11 months ago) Permalink

i vaguely remember hating a promo test icicles thing i got in the mail...

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

unless i'm thinking of kasabian...

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

Categories:

1985 births
Living people
British folk musicians
People from Houston, Texas

― Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:08 (11 months ago) Permalink

Mr. Bextor, can we have your autograph?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:09 (11 months ago) Permalink

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

so that's what happened to ilxor. it explains his disappearance

― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:23 (11 months ago) Permalink

Stop!!!
Lady Gaga
Concert!

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

dextor didnt answer my questions. Thats bad form

― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

What happens to LJUBLJANA?

I mean LJ of course but if you type those two letters into an iPhone in caps it autocorrects to LJUBLJANA and frankly I couldn't resist.

Ljubljana formerly LAIBACH, hmmm?

― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:09 (11 months ago) Permalink