oreo pizza: WTF

max otm

wait how am I missing out on a thread with this much jizz on it? I'm totally distracted today.

hands-free oreo pizza topping.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation

how many threads can that link wreck in one day

it's a perfectly natural thing, dan. Don't be ashamed.

I prefer to think of that link as the beginning of new threads. The seed, if you will.

That oreo shit is disgusting. And being drunk makes me want steak and curry and protein, never ever ever sweets. Oh god sugar on top of booze soooo bad.

I can't youtube here at work, and haven't watched tv show with commercials in weeks, but I'll bet a dollar that I could never get stoned munchies enough to eat what you guys are describing.

OREOS are like 1950s food that hung around cuz people got used to eating them and of course, dunking them in stupid milk.

TS: twinkie filling vs. oreo filling

<i>It looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jizz.</I.

I read this as "it looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jazz".

Hydrox Pizza

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/oreo.png

In theory this Oreo(TM) pizza sounds like the greatest thing ever, but the pictures of the actual product are REVOLTING.

I prefer the CHOCO TACO.

Which is actually delicious.

actually

Okay, I was ready for the covered in jizz look. I was not ready for the pile of turds look.

http://www.kqed.org/weblog/food/uploaded_images/chocotaco-737227.jpg

I remain unconvinced.

this thing is so fucking tailored to fat lazy burnout americans: not only does the product look disgusting, it's actually made from the exact ingredients that every dopehead has in his/her kitchen cabinet to stave off the occasional munchie-bout.

Okay, I was ready for the covered in jizz look. I was not ready for the pile of turds look.

turds aren't that black! and jizz isn't that opaque. I mean, unless you've eaten nothing but yogurt and goat cheese for a month or something.

it still looks pretty damn bad, tho.

ok i would like to retract that last post.

choco tocos are great. though my favorite junk food is the

http://www.dysphunktion.com/images/mini_slush.jpg

It's like a circle of black--n-white cartoon vomit.

it looks like something i had to kill in metroid

^otm!

It took me entirely too long to figure out the Choco Taco photo. Something about the grain of the wood made me lose my perspective and so I thought I was looking at a beat-up sofa at first.

How can you be unconvinced by the freaking CHOCOTACO? There is more or less no cheap frozen thingie more delicious than that.*

* Except for the cookie bits in Twix ice cream and that one Oreo cookie sandwich that tastes really graham-y.

It's actually a regular pizza they left in the oven overnight with white-out slathered all over it.

Pardon me, Twix ice cream BARS.

chakitaco

No offense to the choco taco, but when the ice cream cart comes around I'm a sucker for these:

http://www.jumpinjesters.com/Ice%20Cream%20Pictures/GH%20Premium%20Cookie%20Sandwich.bmp

oh i LOVE those. jordan otm.

I don't think the Choco Taco would be too offended by that, Jordan.

I don't know man, the choco taco is loco.

"I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich."

you are all a pile of crazy. The government uses these desserts to poison our minds.

oreo pizza uses nanotechnology to plant smart nanobots in you that record your every movement and word, and all the information is transmitted directly to the CIA using AT&T.

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Tolerability-4337-web.jpg

Its It > Chipwich

(Bourdain) continues his reputation of eating the world’s most dangerous foods in a visit to Zubal book store, in a former Hostess Twinkie factory. As the tap for the pastry’s filling is reopened and the aging contents drip down, Bourdain tastes it and pronounces it delicious.

I cannot find my legendary chocotaco post. ;_;

"Use a spoon to drizzle the jizz over the face cookies. Use as much as desired."

I don't understand why pizza places are always so disgusting and transparent about making fake desserts. If they want to deliver desserts, they should deliver actual desserts -- you know, stock some giant cookies or something, run them through the oven for a minute, Fresh Warm Cookies. Instead, they either (a) offer you something that's clearly just repurposed pizza shit, like "frosted cinnamon sticks" that are transparently just pizze dough, or worse, (b) they think their desserts somehow have to be pizza-themed and pizza-shaped, like a "dessert pizza." This is totally batshit: when I'm ready to order dessert at an Italian restaurant, they don't offer me chocolate linguini with hazelnut meatballs or whatever, and this is fine by everyone involved.

So it feels like for years and years chain delivery pizza places have been trying to make a dessert work, and none of them EVER seem to work or last -- (but then why do they keep doing it? just to pique your interest now and then? or do people just grumble and take it, because if you're eating crap pizza you should at least get rewarded with some sugar?) -- and even at the point of lowest-possible-standards, like 99% of anyone I know would never dream of getting a crap dessert from a pizza chain.

"Yes, I'd like a pepperoni pizza and a key lime pie, please."

CHIPWICH THE BEST.

srsly tho.. nabisco for president.

I mean, hell, it's a crap pizza-delivery corp. -- they should just make a deal to carry a bunch of candy bars or Little Debbie's pies or something. That's the kind of dessert that goes with a Domino's slice, surely?

of domino's! (xp)

could we work some activist shareholder thing here?

There's at least one local chain that offers pints of ice cream for delivery. They make good pies, too.

I'm pretty sure you were lied to, Jordan. Potatoes don't have dinguses any more than chickens have fingers.

There was totally an online video where a kid was showing how to make the pizza using domino's official recipe book, and he keeps saying "this is probably really illegal"-- what happened to this? did anyone else see it? i see no link in this thread...

Why in God's name would you want that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3h9viEpap8&NR=1

I actually like both Oreos and shitty delivery pizza - although I tend to prefer either really cheap, really shitty local pizzeria or expensive-and-still-headache-inducing-but-so-so-good Pizza Hut. No MOR Dominos or Pizza Hut for me! But the Oreo Pizza is completely revolting as a concept. Probably sort of tolerable as junk food - but looking at it and comprehending the idea of eating a whole one is insane. The ads should really play up more of a party scenario - like eight people ordering three pizzas and hey, we'll split one of those dessert pizzas too. When it's just a couple dudes and they have one pizza and one Oreo pizza it makes you have to imagine eating half of one of those things....oooogh.

Nabisco (the ILXor, not the oreo manufacturer) and Tremendoid do make some interesting points here. Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion? I have a vague sense of this starting sometime in the mid-to-late-90s and basically becoming an annual thing ever since, with Pizza Hut definitely taking the lead on stupid gimmick pizzas - stuffed crust, sure, but the Quad, the P'Zone, surely others that I forget...

This is all making me really want some Little Caesar's Crazy Bread though.

Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?

No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.

"The Stuffed Crust Monologues" made the rounds of a bunch of university towns a few years back, as well. It threatened to give the "Puppetry of the Penis" guys a run for their money.

yeah, i skipped it because i didn't want to pay $50 a ticket for 3 hours of dudes playing with their pepperonis

i still cannot believe, after all these years, that hydrox is the name of a cookie

it was originally an experimental truth serum developed by the CIA

I'm drinking a vegan Hydroxycontin milkshake right now.

i don't know what to believe anymore

Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?

No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.

― dell, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 8:09 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I suspect dell is pulling my leg here but I still would totally read such a book if someone would write it.

Not sure if this is a documentary per se, but it's pretty good:

http://videopizza.biz/

hahaha wow.

is it normal that oreo pizza makes me feel scared?

because i feel scared.