Neti pot - classic or IN-FUCKING-SANE!

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btw, the saline spray approach is all fine and good, but if you plan on using something like that everyday (let's say morning and night) it's really going to add up.

getting a neti pot is the cheapest way to actually make nasal irrigation a part of your daily life.

thank you.

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

goddammit, you fuckers are gonna trick me into doing this aren't you?
Alright, where would I go to get one of these?

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

whole foods

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

health food store

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

the internet

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ugh, the main picture looks like something off a really wierd porn site.

chap, Sunday, 29 April 2007 15:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

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StanM, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

roffle at 9" sinus

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

this thread = ewww + lol

artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

may spark off pain, severe pressure, bizarro post-nasal drip, general "OMG IT'S IN MY BRAIN" feeling

man i love that shit

emsk, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

I totally need one of these after a weekend chasing dust bunnies.

Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

Okay, at this point I'll try anything
ALLERGY HELL

forksclovetofu, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

just bought one. I hope you're all happy.
I also bought a tongue scraper because it was on sale.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 02:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

now to seek some alkaLOL. you really can't just use water in this thing, huh?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

either use neti pot salt or kosher salt if you can't find alkalol--that shit should be at any drug store, though

cutty, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

i just tipped my head back in the shower

river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

If you just use water, it will sting and probably paralyze all those little waving hairs for awhile. It needs the salt to make the solution isotonic and soothing and a little baking soda (1/2 the amount of salt) buffers it and also works better to thin mucus. Also, make sure it's warm. Gives me a headache if it's too cool.

Jaq, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

This made A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE.
Sold forever.

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

When you are ready to get serious:

Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Pots, bulbs, other methods might "clean" your nose, sort of - but they're messy, difficult to use, and do not pulsate."

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

Actually, if the neti pot works for you, I'm all for it. I should buy one and give it a try. I can see the argument in favor of it being gentler but I'm still a believer in pulsatile irrigation. (I don't like the fact that those tips snap off kind of easily on Grossan's own model, but Waterpiks--and I've gone through a bunch--tend to have serious flaws as well.)

Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 27 May 2007 00:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

Too hardcore for me. But again, the pot is fuckin' awesome. Totally helping.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 27 May 2007 01:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Today, after a particularly grueling week of hayfever symptoms, I went and got myself a neti pot, and have just completed my first nasal irrigation. It wasn't difficult or painful, just kind of gross, but I'm breathing really clearly right now, and I think it was probably worth it.

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 01:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

My friend from years ago got hold of me through myspace. His headline was "NETI POTTING IT UP!"

Abbott, Monday, 10 September 2007 02:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

Did you use 1/3 urine, oily?

Mark C, Monday, 10 September 2007 10:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

From the original post: don't let your girlfriend water the plants if she's blond fellas!

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 September 2007 11:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

I used 0% urine. Lukewarm water and 1.2 tsp seasalt only.

I'll double the amount of urine tomorrow, and continue to do so until I find the right balance.

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, 1/2 tsp sea salt.

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

<a href=http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2007_09_10.html#013993>;Mark Evanier and Sergio Aragones to write "The Spirit."</a>

Thought I'd be dropping the book after Cooke bailed, but so much for that...

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

Okay, that belongs in another thread, on a completely different forum with different posting code. Although who knows? If P'Gell had tried nasal irrigation, maybe she wouldn't have been such a cruel temptress?

Oilyrags, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

My irrigation unit is such a hassle to clean, not to mention various problems with it (like the fact that the on/off switch stopped working not long after I bought it and I have been turning it on by plugging it in, and turning it off by unplugging it--just asking for an electric shock), I've decided to try the neti pot. Just bought a nice ceramic one from the co-op I go to. This was my latest irrigation unit model:

Pretty much the cadillac of nasal irrigation units, and still not very well made.

_Rudipherous_, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

As far as urine, Albuquerque's leading exponent of urine-drinking, and one of its best-known eccentrics has this to say:

http://alibi.com/index.php?scn=blog&story=14763&fullstory=y

_Rudipherous_, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

10 months pass...

neti'ed it up twice today tbh

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Friday, 25 March 2011 07:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

My wife (bless her) gave me a neti pot for my birthday a couple of years ago. It isn't a miracle tool, but it is a useful tool and I've been giving it a solid workout the past two weeks or more - trying to dislodage a sinus infection. It's gone now. I'm down to once a day for maintenance.

Aimless, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

tmi question: is it like those stories I heard about colonics where all kinds of weird stuff comes out your nose?

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

those sound like some fucked up colonics

absolutely clean glasses, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think we talked about it in a Nutrition Nazi thread...there are some WHOA stories

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

but it could also be because of the product being used for the colonic that causes all the weird stuff afterwards so there's that too

anyway, back to Neti pots.

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah, i don't wanna read about butts here.

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Friday, 25 March 2011 19:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

sorry, was trying to ask question without "going there" :/

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 25 March 2011 19:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

ive been using a neti at least 2wice a day for about a month now and my usually horrible allergies have all but disappeared

diamonddave85, Friday, 25 March 2011 19:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

tmi answer: the first time i used it, there were definitely a fair amount of gross dark bits that came out. since then, all is pretty good.

jeff, Friday, 25 March 2011 19:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^ although it's just snot that's been hanging back there for a while

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2011 19:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

when i got my ears irrigated, some nasty stuff came out. my ears felt great afterward though!

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Friday, 25 March 2011 19:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah I was creeped out by my first ear irrigation...eerrgh

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 25 March 2011 20:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Apparently a lot of our headaches (husband's and mine) come from bad posture. LOLOLOL

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 26 March 2011 14:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

I got a neti pot today (ceramic) and just did my first neti-nose-hoseing

Kind of feels like going swimming without, yknow, getting in the water. Oddly I kind of, enjoyed (?) it once I got the posture right. I lol'd when I finished though, cause I wandered off to get a clean t-shirt and water started trickling out of my nose

I've had bronchitis and sinus infection and allergies for a month and now that the bronchitis and sinus infection is largely cleared, I figured I'd get off the drugs and try something a bit more natural and preventive. So far: YAY!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 May 2011 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

from the other neti thread, my IMPORTANT THOUGHTS:

I'm using a tablespoon of water per pot, with the water hot to the touch but not painfully so. The salt and heat are there to give your body the sensation that this isn't a foreign medium being introduced; you're trying to get a comfortable balance. Depending on how stuffed up you are, you can just keep running water through until you're breathing clearly; as long as you're draining the water thoroughly, it won't do any harm if you do it twenty times a day.

In terms of "feeling like it's working", I'd just go by your ability to breath afterward. If you're still highly allergic afterwards, rinse that sucker once more. I don't think sinus irrigation can get rid of a cold, but constantly flushing the shit out of your head can prevent one from coming. It CAN break down blockage, but I'm not really using it for that. For me, it's about getting out allergens that I've inhaled that are continuing to irritate without breaking blood vessels blowing my nose or having to stand in front of an air conditioner all day.

answer to not getting water trapped in sinuses/ears: i do fifteen minutes of hamstring/calf/quad stretches and let my head drain out while I'm doing those.
it is unpleasant and it makes getting ready in the morning like an hour long thing but i can breathe and my foot pain is greatly lessened and i have learned to read the new yorker whilst doing all the above and now all these things are linked together in my mind: new yorker interviews/saltwater trickling out of my nose/warrior one pose

my post neti routine is left leg warrior one for a twenty count, then right leg
then touch yer toes/hang over your knees for a twenty count and twist to left and to right with a ten count apiece
probably TMI, but what happens here is that the saltwater still in your sinuses will move around and drain out while your head is at this acute angle. if that starts happening, just roll with it
then, standing and supporting yourself against a wall, quad stretch. Heel into buttock, stand erect and try to draw your knee as far back behind you as you semi comfortably can.
Do all the above five times. Generally i can get through a complete New Yorker article and a review/GOAT.
NEVER NEVER BLOW YOUR NOSE until after you're done with all the above; the water atomizes and clogs yer ears up.
i would like to point out that i hate doing this shit. but i also don't enjoy flossing and i do that anyway cuz i like to not get my teeth drilled. I also like to breathe and walk without pain. It's worth the time and it becomes a habit if you do it for about four months religiously.
i am late to work a lot.
this may be a given, but this is a warrior one stance: http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/1708
you ain't gotta do all that with the upper body (and i don't cuz you can't read) but it helps increase the stretch

this plus loratadin and singulaire finally tamed seasonal allergies that demolished my college years

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

even just for this first go, my nose has been clear all night, and gross mucus drip has subsided dramatically. my plan is to try once a day for a week, and see from there how I do. Sinus drip is more my concern, would love to not have a phlegm clump in my throat every morning

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2011 06:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

My neti mix is 1 tsp salt (kosher or pickling - no other additives in these and cheaper than the special neti pot pure salt), 1/2 tsp baking soda (as a buffer and helps to break up stuff better), 1/2 tsp xylitol (antibacterial) per cup of almost hot water. It helps the runny eyes part of allergies for me too, surprising but makes some sense as your tear ducts drain into your nose.

Jaq, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

brain-eating amoeba ingested by neti pot?

The rare infection also killed a 16-year-old Florida girl this month, who fell ill after swimming. Those two deaths are consistent with past cases, which are usually kids — often boys — who get exposed to the bug while swimming or doing water sports in warm ponds or lakes.

The third case, in Louisiana, was more unusual. It was a young man whose death in June was traced to the tap water he used in a device called a neti pot. It's a small teapot-shaped container used to rinse out the nose and sinuses with salt water to relieve allergies, colds and sinus trouble.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44171292/ns/health-infectious_diseases/t/brain-eating-amoeba-kills-third-person/

if you hipster on your fixie tonight, dont forget, wear black. amen. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 18 August 2011 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

i guess you don't really ingest if its by nose tho right?

if you hipster on your fixie tonight, dont forget, wear black. amen. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 18 August 2011 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

i guess you don't really ingest if its by nose tho right?

if you hipster on your fixie tonight, dont forget, wear black. amen. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 18 August 2011 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

naw, that's still ingesting. anything you take into your system that stays is ingested.
sucks for dude. sounds like LA water is hella shitty.

in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2011 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

banterdict cumberswag (cozen), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuckin love neti pottin! i started doing it in the shower, mostly for the convenience of hot water etc also i do everything i can in the shower, i like to think the combo of sinus irrigation + deep breathing the steam = my current respiratory health.

all my adult life i have gotten ear infections about once a year, usually in oct or nov, but not since the neti!

NZA, Monday, 23 January 2012 04:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

getting bad allergies so just neti'd myself.

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I used boiled water just to be safe

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

neti.

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

still doing this every day, full pot on each side.
old one was real rusty, got a new one and it's about 50% larger. Lotta water in my head.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg dayo I misread that as 'boiling water' and was all 'aaaggghh no dayo don't do it!'

crisis averted. whew.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

me, earlier today

dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

RIP: your face

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think my neti pot gave me a headache today

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's not really a neti pot it's just a really small teapot

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink


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