Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

-- o. nate (syne_wav...), April 1st, 2005 10:42 AM

but then it becomes "Guys who stare really furtively at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk"

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Back in the 90s, a friend and I were working for this weird company that sent us into small towns in BC to talk to high school kids, and we pretty much had nothing to do for 7 of the 8 hours were stuck in these podunks, so we'd walk around, looking at asses. We broke them down into loony classifications. Like, "Check out the boom-bip-bop over there! And how about the homina-heiny henceforth hithering?"

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Aw. There goes posting pics of Lenny Kravitz's ass in the "Again" video.

Classic, though.

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That said, there is a young woman who works in our PR department who seems to have a tendency to "go commando" and also leans forward in her chair (giving one and all frequent viewings of her splendid posterior cleavage). It makes trips to the fax machine on the other side of the floor all the more worthwhile.

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I'll second that, except for the "married" part. But still. I would worry about myself if ass no longer caught my eye.

Haha! Oh, me too!

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I don't know, is it an indie thing? I imagine you more admiring the length of someone's eyelashes or the curve of their bangs.

Oh my lord, you bet I do.

The only thing that makes me against men ass-oogling women is that I have such a horrible, awful ass. Even when I was skinny, I had an awful flat indie-boy ass. Now I'm fat, it's just saggy and gross. Sigh.

So I guess I'm just jealous that I've never *been* ass-oogled.

I guess what I'm saying is that if it's done in a flattering and complimentary way, as opposed to a threatening way, then it's really just fine.

Sometimes guys stare at you and it's all "yeah, I look good!" and sometimes guys stare at you and you want to ask one of your friends to walk you back to your house, just in case.

yeah, context is everything.

Seriously! What the hell are those kids eating / snorting? Or is the emunk lifestyle condusive to very active metabolisms that burn away any fat that might accentuate one's buttocks? It was bad enough I was rocking the Dockers around a throng of kids in Opeth hoodies and black fast-food slacks - I could fit TWO legs from an emunker into ONE leg of the pants I was wearing!

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haha that is true

is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?

-- milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (48 minutes ago) Link

I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."

I am not proud.

p.s. guys I didn't point out "oogle" so that you all could start using it

im going to oogle you, curt1s, you dirty dronerock boy,

so dirty and so droney

ughhhhhh

this is revenge for the excelsior thread title isn't it

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/thrustpac_450x335.jpg

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nope, still counter-clockwise

I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."

I am not proud.

-- will, Thursday, December 13, 2007 9:59 PM (

lol i have also done this

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Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

In addition to sounding annoying, that's one hell of a non-starter line.

"SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

"MUST BE A GOOD BOOK."

"YOU WERE READING WHEN I SAW YOU BEFORE."

"IS THAT THE SAME BOOK FROM BEFORE?"

"MUST BE GOOD."

"DONT MIND ME. I WAS JUST OOGLING."

"OOGLE OOGLE OOGLE."

The Ralph Wiggum Guide to Picking Up Chicks.

I had a 4-hour layover in SLC last week, and that airport still tries to charge you actual money for wifi, so without anything to read I was stuck people-watching to pass the time. Anyway, there was this young couple there. She was a cute redhead, he was whatever cute redheads go for these days, and he could not have been any more obvious about checking out other girls. Redhead would get up and wander off, and he'd look around and stare at other women, and then when the redhead came back into view, the dude would alternate between watching her walk back to him and checking out some other girl. After a while, his laser-guided bobble-ogle head became like my own supplementary cutie detector. I felt kinda bad for the redhead, though.