"your family's profound but unspoken disappointment in you as you approach middle age"
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
"eau de redditor"
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
"yesterday's pizza box"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
"cable porn again"
― nickn, Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
"misplaced aggression (immigrants)""misplaced aggression (road rage)""paintballs""rush concert"
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
smells like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7BP2Gclzj0
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
"assorted organ meats""church erection""tragically stoic"
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
"Clint Eastwood (dirty harry edition)""Clint Eastwood (2012 edition)""jorts"
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
"taylor ham"
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
"PUA basement meeting space"
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
Can't decide whether this really goes in this thread or not, but:
http://www.divorcelawyersformen.com/index_facebook.html
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.divorcelawyersformen.com/divorce_for_men2.png
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
good lawyers, doing good things, for good men
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
totally belongs
― mh, Sunday, 17 June 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
jfc
http://dukecannon.com/
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
that is the most punchable website I have ever seen
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
BIG VICTORY BRICK OF SOAPSmells Like Ass
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
feminine shower gels and accessories? oh, they hate loofahs
presumably the soap has pumice or something so they can exfoliate in a more manly way
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
how paranoid, adrift and cock-small must you feel to respond to this shit at all
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
I started reading the mangina thing for lols but couldn't finish it, it was just too stupid to even laugh at
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
idgi, the real men this site is aimed at wouldn't even know how to use a computer
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
they'd be too busy pounding in railroad spikes with their erect penises
"The greatest stocking stuffer since G. I. figurines dolls for boys."
― nickn, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
gah, G. I. Joe.
And the Tampax thing. I'm not convinced it's not a gag site.
― nickn, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Duke Cannon isn’t for everyone. And quite frankly, he prefers it that way.
After all, Duke Cannon doesn’t dine with Vegans and he could give a damn about your new Ipad. Duke Cannon comes from a different era--an era when men had a greater purpose than building spreadsheets and spending their Saturdays at Banana Republic.
In Duke’s time, men pursued meaningful endeavors. They worked with their hands. They took pride in the things they built, not the things they bought. And the mindset was simple: men wanted to win, not find the "win-win".
And then the whole metrosexual trend came and screwed men up even worse.
Now exists a generation of men who have spent more time in a Pottery Barn store than a hardware store. Hell no.
Needless to say, the Duke Cannon Supply Company is not a big fan of this trend. It’s time for man to devolve, not evolve.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
there's nothing more shamefully wussy than a man who is so terrified of femininity he cloaks himself in cartoonish lifestyle signifiers to reassure everyone around him that he's not actually a woman.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
it's a little like the dude behind this is afraid if he puts down his chainsaw and moves too far away from his truck, he will spontaneously give birth
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
'duke cannon' sounds like a gay porn stars name
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
'Duke Cannon Shoots With His Huge Balls'
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
duke cannon drops drop the duke cannon
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Rzbdl.png
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
Phil otm
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
no, soldiers fight for their superiors in a chain of state power!
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
or something. it's definitely not "freedom of speech" as a bottom line whatever that means.
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this thread basically boils down to: men are terrified of and hate themselves.
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
ding ding ding
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
I thought that was all of humanity
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
also flipside: men are terrified of and hate women
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
It's the half of humanity who apparently fear waking up in the morning and finding that their penis has been replaced with a vagina.
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
flipside more liek sameside
men are terrified of women's soap
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
feel like the duke cannon fbook page is just sitting there, ripe....
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
What I really get from this is that men want fancy soap they pay their hard-earned dollars for, too.
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
giant soap that does NOT smell like ladies
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
and looks like a urinal disinfectant block
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
no for real I started using this loofah thing that was on clearance for like $3 with some dove liquid "man soap" and I am starting to see why such a scrubby thing is useful
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
i don't understand who this soap's audience thinks is holding them down exactly. who or what is this soap going to rescue them from? perhaps "pussified" in soap terms could stand for the decline of the blue collar working class. all bad things in these men's terms are either "womanly" or "gay" regardless of meaning of nuance, so i think that wraps up all the loose ends.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
it's going to rescue them from the urge to use expensive soap that is girly. this is expensive manly soap. these people still want expensive soap. this soap is rough and tough in some way that you have to pay cash money for, unlike a zillion cheap-as-hell soaps that also come in a bar.
it is the $200 trucker hat of bar soaps
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
or more accurately, the artisan-made hand axe
I would applaud if the soap was actually a dead porcupine
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link