How there, assholes?
How? There. Assholes.
How there? Assholes?
How? There, assholes.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
gentlemen... i give you... the awl:
When and What Do Guys Think About Pants? An Investigation
My mission, talking to dudes in a mall about pants, was not at all a failure. It was, in fact, instructive. What have we learned? That I was not alone in being someone who is not taking his pants as seriously as maybe he should be. That there are many other dudes out there in the same boat. That dudes are not used to talking to dudes about their concerns about their pants. These seem like things that should change. At least, this is all true outside of Allentown, Pennsylvania, in the general vicinity of the Lehigh Valley Mall and its connected lifestyle center. This content was created for our partner Life Khaki from Haggar.
This content was created for our partner Life Khaki from Haggar.
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
meet my life partner, Khaki Haggar
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
dude just talking to some dudes about dude issues
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
Hope their next article is sponsored by EZvasectomy.com
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
Sever your ballsack and kill yourself.
This content was created for our partners Sever Your Ballsack and Kill Yourself.
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:53 (11 months ago) Permalink
you're all fucking beautiful
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
lol
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
I am dying of laughter here
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
bahaha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:58 (11 months ago) Permalink
"you're beautiful just as you are, you don't need makeup to be beautiful to me"*girl takes off makeup*"wait, what's wrong with your face? you look weird. since when do you have freckles?"
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 17:01 (11 months ago) Permalink
that picture is A+++
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:20 (11 months ago) Permalink
also DONT
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:23 (11 months ago) Permalink
outer space boy can't get a gf tbh
glad the woman from pamplemousse is standing up for herself
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
looool
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:29 (11 months ago) Permalink
so annoying
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
boy's best comeback would have been "I wasn't talking to you"
not taking a personal position on that, just saying
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:14 (11 months ago) Permalink
Doesn't leave much hope for me tbh.
― Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:18 (11 months ago) Permalink
amazon just sent me an email with cookbook recommendations:
Eat Like a Man: The Only Cookbook a Man Will Ever Need by Ryan D'Agostino, David Granger, Tom Colicchio
Recipes Every Man Should Know (Pocket Companions) by Susan Russo, Brett Cohen
The Real Man's Cookbook: How, When, What and Why to Cook by William J. Rayment
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Cooking--for Guys by Tod Dimmick
Sam the Cooking Guy: Just a Bunch of Recipes by Sam Zien
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:44 (11 months ago) Permalink
How To Cook If You're Dumb And Have A Penis I Mean Can You Even Hold A Spatula You Dumb Fucking Troglodyteby Donna Rouge
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:46 (11 months ago) Permalink
tbh cookbooks are the accursed grimoires of kitchen witches, if a man beholds a recipe that is not 'for men' then his testicles will wither and drop off like rotten fruit
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
the opening scene of 2001 except it's a bunch of dudes trying to figure out how to turn on a cuisinart
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:50 (11 months ago) Permalink
The Real Man's Cookbook: How, When, What and Why to Cook
one question that has perplexed men for ages is "why should one cook?"
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:59 (11 months ago) Permalink
chapter 2: when to cook
plan to cook at some point prior to when you plan to eat.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:03 (11 months ago) Permalink
the question is not why to cook, it's WHO to cook
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:05 (11 months ago) Permalink
as A Real Man i was hoping to find a cookbook that would also tell me WHERE i can cook, since i don't know these things being A Real Man and all
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:05 (11 months ago) Permalink
what: foie graswhen: yesterdaywhere: garagehow: car batterywhy: to attain true enlightenment
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:07 (11 months ago) Permalink
i totally endorse men being willing and able to cook for themselves (and and others!) and i hope to live to see the day when "bitch make me a sandwich" lols are no longer lol'ed. if it takes a 'man's cookbook' to set a guy in the path to learning those skills then... good? it's just sad & weird to me that 'for men' books apparently have to give permission for guys to learn this stuff and assure them it won't make them any less of a man?
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:23 (11 months ago) Permalink
which is kind of doubly weird if you think about celebrity chefs and even just regular restaurant kitchens and how they tend to be dominated by real manly macho dudes (read: insufferable assholes), which i mean there's probably an interesting point in there about cuisine and gender and trade/capital but my brain can't figure it out
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:26 (11 months ago) Permalink
Just a Bunch of Recipes
― how's life, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:26 (11 months ago) Permalink
Zien, creator and host of the television show Sam the Cooking Guy, is very clear from the onset that he is not a chef; he also believes that certain things, like measuring ingredients (unless baking), are a "waste of time" and that 350 degrees is the "universal temperature" at which to cook everything. A self-proclaimed "regular guy," Zien thinks that people have "been wrecked by cooking shows with their millions of complicated steps and crazy ass ingredients." His recipes are for people who want to cook, but want to spend as little time and effort in the kitchen as possible.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:30 (11 months ago) Permalink
(Pocket Companions)
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:30 (11 months ago) Permalink
so people who don't want to cook
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:30 (11 months ago) Permalink
real men want to cook but do not want to do a good job i guess?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:31 (11 months ago) Permalink
Choose from recipes like Shrimp Tacos,Buffalo Chicken Pizza, and Steak Salad withBlue Cheese Crumbles as well as super-fast favorites such as Chili Corn Chip Bags and Tomato and Potato Chip Sandwiches
His recipes are for people who want to cook, but want to spend as little time and effort in the kitchen as possible.
"men are lazy fucks who don't like to do detailed tasks" is kind of a shitty way to pander to your intended audience
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:33 (11 months ago) Permalink
How To Cook Like You're A Bennigan's
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:33 (11 months ago) Permalink
Sam the Colon Cancer Guy
― atlas arghed (brownie), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:34 (11 months ago) Permalink
if I ever encounter anyone who claims one of their favorite meals is "Tomato and Potato Chip Sandwiches", I will instantly and bloodily murder that person and everyone they ever knew and/or loved
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:34 (11 months ago) Permalink
dn makes that post
― atlas arghed (brownie), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:36 (11 months ago) Permalink
Do real men cook? Of course they do. From the great chefs of France to the rough-and-tumble short-order cooks, real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries. With dry wit and wisdom, W. J. Rayment dishes out recipes, reflects on the state of society and solves the world's most pressing problems.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:37 (11 months ago) Permalink
I really love his "Wild Mushroom Risotto with Raisins and Financial Solvency for Greece"
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:39 (11 months ago) Permalink
hah you and the person who wrote the back cover of the book are in sync:
He points out how chicken in a Gorgonzola sauce can bring us peace in our time. His bean soup recipe is a sure fix for the energy crisis.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:41 (11 months ago) Permalink
Homelessness and Chimichurri Chicken
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:41 (11 months ago) Permalink
Sam the Cooking Guy: Just a Bunch of Recipes
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 June 2012 19:13 (11 months ago) Permalink
I get a kick out of the fact that we're being marketed to with these too-stupiod-or-fragile-to-do-basic-tasks books, but istead of being sold hammers with flowers painted on them, we get whisks that look like socket wrenches.
A personal favorite: guy in a commercial is handed a vaccume cleaner and he gets all flabbergasted like he's some sort of idiot child who can't figure out basic, common machines that he's seen used every week of his life.
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 June 2012 19:37 (11 months ago) Permalink
Hopefully there is a recipe for Ham Cybele in there.
― ogmor, Friday, 1 June 2012 19:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
just a bunch of testicles
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 June 2012 19:57 (11 months ago) Permalink