raps that you composed for school or while young

when i was at college at nyu i would go to slam & open mic nights at the bowery poetry club all the time. i composed a rap and performed it in from of sage francis. included was the forced rhyme of 'alphabetical' with 'helvetica' and namechecking 'dj salinger.' true story.

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In middle school I came up with a rap called n*gga n*gga n*gga bitch bitch bitch, which was just those lines repeated over and over with a mothafucka thrown in here or there. I performed it at the local McDonalds, and as luck would have it, the only black guy in town was there. My friends laughed their asses off, and the guy came up and said he thought it was funny while I did my best to not wet myself. I wonder that guy was inspired to write this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkxID5Ye-Sg

Thugnificent lived in your town?

Somewhere there exists a tape of our rap trio from junior high, featuring two friends and I reciting terrible raps over remixes* of "Batdance". iirc, our trio was Jam-Master Jon, MC Mark, and E-Crazy.

* - said "remixes" were us playing the "Batdance" cassingle in one boombox while fucking around with two Casio keyboards and recording it all in a second boombox