Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

not really seeing a point there, xpost, but feel free to make one.

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

we need, i mean we really need, as a board, to figure out the houllier/rafa/hodgson/dalglish thing, aside from the 'coddled the precious fans' thing, which has really fouled the water.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Roberto Martinez	3	
Rafael Benitez		5/2	
Andre Villas-Boas	12	
Paul Lambert		14
Brendan Rodgers		14	
Jose Mourinho		16	
Martin ONeill		16	
Steve Clarke		16	
Unai Emery		16	
Jorge Jesus		16	
Carlo Ancelotti		20

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Steven Gerrard 40/1

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

i tried a glib response to that, dmac, but it's actually v tough to separate the bosses. (apart from the fact that roy and dalglish are on some distant lower level and part of a different era really, "the shit years")

assessing evans introduces a whole other set of probs. the years of dour and narrow bogball that followed his exit seem a sort of cul-de-sac from which we can't really escape, even as dalglish supposedly tries to play more open and attacking football.

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

martinez would do as well as dalglish, i think, but that's sidestepping that dalglish is leaving for a reason.

Nobody currently managing in the pl fits the job.

Rafa back? Oh pls.

Foreign manager? Ramos put me off for lyfe tbh.

It'll be AVB I reckon

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 15, 2012 1:27 PM (5 minutes ago)

i like the way rafa is somehow not a 'foreign manager' unlike say the foreigns who have won the league two out of the last three years

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

houllier- made ye feel young & beautiful when ye took a holiday to greece, byeee roy!
Rafa- made brilliant love to ye, told beautiful lies, stopped ye seeing your friends and beat you when he drank. When he left he took your jewellery.
Woy- picked you off the pavement, took you home, gave you a bath and a brandy. Probably cooked your dinners, always wondered why you wouldn't let him frot you. Seemed relieved when you were gone when he came home one day.
Dalglish- you ended up with a bitter drunk, nobody surprised. Keep the eyes peeled for the next latino waiter, though!

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

srsly they should get rafa back

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was using foreign as 'not managed in epl', sorry- hence avb being allowable.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

from onimo's list
no, yes, yes,dunno, yes,no,no,no,yes,dunno, no

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Rafa still lives in Liverpool doesn't he? Not foreign

― Number None, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes to rafa back? can't stomach more rafa, i really think now it's time for a clean break and a strong-minded person and no more insular lfc past/present headfuck

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Rafa holding out for Chelsea iho

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

yah i know deems, but i think yr slip says something about the way successful foreigns are treated as sort of naturalized english

like rafa is the bryan robson or graeme souness of the 10s, he will be linked to every managerial vacancy until he is like 78 yrs old because he won the european cup with liverpool

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

MON

Could it finally be MON?

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

can't see rafa coming back. Also don't think it'd really work either. But I am a huge Rafa stan and will probably never be as enthusiastic about a LFC manager again as I was about him. Love you Rafa ;)

O'Neill can Fuck Off btw

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

MO'N's been linked with it since his second season at Celtic iirc.

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

iiarc he once took someone to court to prove he didn't want to manage Liverpool.

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't think there are any obviously great upcoming managers who are going to consider liverpool

emery is probably the closest because it's known he wants to manage here at some point, but he can't really speak english

all of the successful foreign managers have spoken at least reasonable english

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

no odds for guardiola?

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

ferguson?

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Darren Ferguson?

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

pep's looking for a challenge, not a penance ffs

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

this thread is 366 posts off being the longest ever on ilx fwiw

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Guardiola was further down the list but I've just checked and he's only 14/1

Full list here
http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/liverpool-specials/next-permanent-manager

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

bielsa!

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kenny doing his best to deliver that module at least xps

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's already had success in a rainy maritime city with tradition of separatism and long ball football xp

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

ferguson re: foreigner who's done well without speaking dece english

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Carra only 14/1 with Paddy Power

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bielsa's a decent shout, but I reckon they'll clear the decks and go for a promising young man - avb and martinez seem likely suspects.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Nobody knows anything tbh, bookies' lists are only useful as aides mémoires.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

villas boas needs to force the press to get rid of the acronym, buy a proper coat and stop doing that chin massaging gesture while answering questions in a flinty and evasive manner

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Nicely done Sammy

"I now hope the Arsenal fans can get on with their lives and forget me, they should celebrate their third-place achievement and I will focus on winning titles."

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Actually Sami, not Sammy.

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's a class act, it's true

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, can't imagine Sammy Lee saying that. Hey - how about Sammy Lee?

― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

He's fat he's round..etc

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

I called his character a cunt on FIFA last night, so I guess I'm not getting on with my life.

― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

is this official btw? links?

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

(Nasri's, not Sammy Lee's)

― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Joseph Barton ‏ @Joey7Barton

Think I'll sit by the pool and reflect on not only on how lucky I am but how hard I work and how far that hard work has taken me...

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Not official, but LFC refusing to deny it plus Kenny have been 'in a meeting' since before 7am Boston time means the canny Glaswegian's days in the Anfield hotseat may be numbered.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 12:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's only a 2hr meeting tbf

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

He's taken them thru our season chance by chance.

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

meh

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

my respect for the fenway cunts has been diminished by the news that they hold business meeting before 7am and expect a 60 yr old scottish dude to travel across the atlantic and comply with their depraved american customs

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

pointing out that expanding the goals by a width of a post would have secured a champions league spot

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Sky Sources confirm Sam Allardyce is taking legal action against Steve Kean

i'm going to allow this! etc

would pay to watch a US-style dramatisation of this trial.

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

poor bastards have got their work cut out between lfc and the red sox
xp

― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:03 (1 year ago) Permalink