The #666 Rule of a Gentleman
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Make the first move, power-boost at the start of every race in Mario Kart, pwn her so hard
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt lovelorn tweens teach u how to live
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
shit i mean "tumblr whites" is that what we call them now
"Lock and load, rack em and stack em."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
i haven't run across thread fodder much lately mostly because i simply haven't been on tumblr?
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is all horrible advice
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
that last one needs a michael myers photo beneath it
― bnw, Monday, 14 May 2012 19:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
i just made the dumb mistake of visiting the men's rights reddit page and now i want to pluck my eyes out with a crochet hook
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
now I'm gonna have to do the same
― dayo, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
...
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
dammit
hey guys try this milk I think it tastes bad
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
i never understood the irresistible appeal of mark ruffalo ... until that gif
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, i'm now a believer
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt mark ruffalo teaches you how to be a man.gif
― mh, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ManRules
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
KATE BUSH FEELINGS @wutheringhugs
I can't believe most males don't follow these two simple #ManRules -- Wow!! --> http://i.imgur.com/cnGBM.jpg <-- RT if you agree!!!!
― goole, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
<3
Found via the horrible Men's Health mag tweets:https://twitter.com/#!/MHGirlNextDoor
apparently I need to see who's living next door, and then possibly move
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also dying at the fact that someone thinks that @MensHealthJimmy is a good nonironic twitter account name that doesn't immediately bring to mind the phrase "jimmy hat"
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
#ManRules always stand next to someone at the urinal and offer to shake the last little drops of pee out for him
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
man I didn't know mh was a hot girl who lived next door to me
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
#manrules always introduce yourself to neighbors
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
@wutheringhugs is one of my fav twet ppl
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
someone just posted this in my FB feed:
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
which of course leads me down the mancards.com hole and wtf
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
guess you gotta Ask What the Fuck? and whisper *wtf*
CRUDE U D E
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
Does that work?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
close enough
Your point?
in your face.
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
zany? i am more lost then ever
― bnw, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg its like a sleepaway camp icebreaker collage
― max, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
Real men apparently don't know shit about spelling or graphic design
― joygoat, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
there's a post on mancards called The Top Most Hotties
smokin' hot babes with the power to completely obliterate Language As We Know It
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
be manly in your face
no zany man shit
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
MANLY PIXIE DREAM BRO
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
How there, assholes?
How? There. Assholes.
How there? Assholes?
How? There, assholes.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
gentlemen... i give you... the awl:
When and What Do Guys Think About Pants? An Investigation
My mission, talking to dudes in a mall about pants, was not at all a failure. It was, in fact, instructive. What have we learned? That I was not alone in being someone who is not taking his pants as seriously as maybe he should be. That there are many other dudes out there in the same boat. That dudes are not used to talking to dudes about their concerns about their pants. These seem like things that should change. At least, this is all true outside of Allentown, Pennsylvania, in the general vicinity of the Lehigh Valley Mall and its connected lifestyle center. This content was created for our partner Life Khaki from Haggar.
This content was created for our partner Life Khaki from Haggar.
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
meet my life partner, Khaki Haggar
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
dude just talking to some dudes about dude issues
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
Hope their next article is sponsored by EZvasectomy.com
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
Sever your ballsack and kill yourself.
This content was created for our partners Sever Your Ballsack and Kill Yourself.
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:53 (11 months ago) Permalink
you're all fucking beautiful
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
lol
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
I am dying of laughter here
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
bahaha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:58 (11 months ago) Permalink