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― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
wtf
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
"rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
strive constantly to be better than her at everything xp
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok holy shit that one
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
wow if you read those two together
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
society and its puny "laws" can't stop me.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
"laws" are not "rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Make the first move. If she runs, make it a race. Chasing her is more important than any "rules" etc.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Take every restraining order as a personal challenge to get closer to her."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"But officer, I was there to see about a girl"
can someone make one of these that says "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"
― goole, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Dating is a safari, be Teddy Roosevelt"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
The #666 Rule of a Gentleman
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Make the first move, power-boost at the start of every race in Mario Kart, pwn her so hard
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt lovelorn tweens teach u how to live
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
shit i mean "tumblr whites" is that what we call them now
"Lock and load, rack em and stack em."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
i haven't run across thread fodder much lately mostly because i simply haven't been on tumblr?
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is all horrible advice
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
that last one needs a michael myers photo beneath it
― bnw, Monday, 14 May 2012 19:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
i just made the dumb mistake of visiting the men's rights reddit page and now i want to pluck my eyes out with a crochet hook
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
now I'm gonna have to do the same
― dayo, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
...
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
dammit
hey guys try this milk I think it tastes bad
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
i never understood the irresistible appeal of mark ruffalo ... until that gif
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, i'm now a believer
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt mark ruffalo teaches you how to be a man.gif
― mh, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ManRules
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
KATE BUSH FEELINGS @wutheringhugs
I can't believe most males don't follow these two simple #ManRules -- Wow!! --> http://i.imgur.com/cnGBM.jpg <-- RT if you agree!!!!
― goole, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
<3
Found via the horrible Men's Health mag tweets:https://twitter.com/#!/MHGirlNextDoor
apparently I need to see who's living next door, and then possibly move
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also dying at the fact that someone thinks that @MensHealthJimmy is a good nonironic twitter account name that doesn't immediately bring to mind the phrase "jimmy hat"
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
#ManRules always stand next to someone at the urinal and offer to shake the last little drops of pee out for him
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
man I didn't know mh was a hot girl who lived next door to me
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
#manrules always introduce yourself to neighbors
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
@wutheringhugs is one of my fav twet ppl
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
someone just posted this in my FB feed:
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
which of course leads me down the mancards.com hole and wtf
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
guess you gotta Ask What the Fuck? and whisper *wtf*
CRUDE U D E
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
Does that work?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
close enough
Your point?
in your face.
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
zany? i am more lost then ever
― bnw, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg its like a sleepaway camp icebreaker collage
― max, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
Real men apparently don't know shit about spelling or graphic design
― joygoat, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
there's a post on mancards called The Top Most Hotties
smokin' hot babes with the power to completely obliterate Language As We Know It
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:49 (1 year ago) Permalink