zing

http://i.imgur.com/EZYFf.png

haha

took me a moment

pronounced zingaaaaaah

Birth name Jung Hana
Also known as Zinger
Born February 2, 1990 (age 22)
Uijeongbu, Gyeonggi, South Korea
Genres hip hop, R&B, pop,
Occupations Songwriter, rapper, singer, dancer
Instruments Vocals
Years active 2009–present
Labels TS Entertainment
Associated acts Secret, Jeon Hyosung, Song Jieun, Han Sunhwa, B.A.P

should form duo with this guy?
http://www.nndb.com/people/232/000084977/isaac-bashevis-singer-1.jpg

from this thread (guy wrote a review about how ugly he found Florence Welch and then started a thread promoting his own duderock band):

They're all really ugly. They have terrible hair, I don't like their clothes, and I don't want to fuck any of them. Also their shoes are really ugly, I think they're too skinny and possibly need to gain some weight. Maybe do something about their faces. Grow some beards. See if they can't look a couple of years older. Or maybe younger. They should look more like they're in a boyband. They should look more like they're in Radiohead. They should be more tall and have different fat distribution. Maybe bleach their hair. Maybe pierce their ears or get cosmetic surgery to look more like Justin Bieber. Actually they're so ugly, I'm not sure it will help. Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? Look at their awful clothes. They can't seem to make up their minds whether the weather is warm or cold. Like, half of them are wearing leather jackets and the other half are wearing vests. Seem like a total image band to me. And their image screams "I am going to hate this." However, two of them appear to making out in the promo photo, so there might be some good slash fan fiction potential at some point. I don't like the way their legs are all so open. Dirty sluts. They probably want it.

Oh wait, I've just realised that my sound card has gone again. I've just watched the video without sound. But, you know, they're men. It doesn't matter what they sound like, it just matters what they look like. And based on how ugly they are and how much I dislike their clothes, they definitely suck big hairy moosecock.

Now go away.

― They have fangs, They have teeth! (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:37 AM (1 hour ago)

amazing

A++

amaZING

awesome

That is pretty epic

Unfortunately 'Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? ' is way too long for display name purposes

not really a zing imo

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp ZING in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

i would crosspost that to "solitary posts, etc." but you've been taking up too much turf in that thread lately

what band is that about???

all of them

oh I see, nm

http://i.imgur.com/HKA7h.jpg

i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally

i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post

lol

also floppy otm

was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.

errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.

only thing i haven't figured out is how we connected the Florence blog guy with the band (don't feel like following all the links myself)

he turned up and announced himself iirc

and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

This confused me into thinking it meant he turned out to be a reg socking it up. I assume I misread this.

xp but that was after his band had already been identified

hate to say it, but there are totally things worth stealing in that florence blog thing:

http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/

i like a bunch of them. they're evocative! a david lynch-directed toothbrush. i never would have thought of that.

a cross between linda blair and a wizard's hand, sorry, that's just creative. i even like the ones where i don't know the brit celebrity involved cuz they remind me of calum.

like i kinda can't believe one of them isn't nicky wire in a banana suit.

the zing that dare not speak its name

tbc i don't disagree with the spirit of the post just doesn't have that tangy zip [of miracle whip]

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, May 21, 2012 3:07 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

that is an excellent question

whos fundamental logic leads to the death of ilx

frogbs has had ups and downs but he's ended up being a good addition to the fold imo

einh i wouldn't miss him

pretty sure people hope for spectacular stupidity. more memes!

i mean, a sissymanwhore only shows up once in a lifetime. you have to make do with occasional bored assholes.

i disagree altho i also fp'd sissymanwhore

WHAT

he's kinda boring tbh
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516cMSXPKeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

still unconvinced that the guy was legit and not just a sockpuppet

he was obviously a sockpuppet

what about the post

seen some pixels in my time

I think it's actually tank-tops, rather than vests.