solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

"I have a very small cock, length when hard is 4.5 inches or 90 mm
diameter when hard 1&1/8 inches or 28 mm"

btw, that's not THAT small. it's not burt reynolds or anything but i'm sure it falls within 2 standard deviations of the mean

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

can you please post a picture of yourself fucking something with the words "we want hen fap" written on it?

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

The blog is working now.
I dont know how to confirm i am who i say i am.
What does "we want hen fap" mean

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

my moment is finally here

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

what is your moment

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

tailpipe man, hen fap is a feeling

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

thanks name witheld

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

What does "we want hen fap" mean

who knows, man. who knows

― mookieproof, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

he will soon be exhausted

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (Yesterday)

props if this is a double entendre ("he will soon become tired of answering our questions" vs. "he will soon be smothered in car exhaust").

― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 02:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

sissymanwhore, you say on your blog that you get your sexual pleasure "by allowing other men or women to sexually abuse and humiliate me". would you feel humiliated if a bunch of people on the internet saw your photos but didn't feel especially disgusted or amused and didn't forward your blog to everyone they knew? would you in fact get sexual pleasure from the embarrassment of being so coolly dismissed by all these strangers? would this be the ultimate sexual thrill, far stronger than the predictable shock and ridicule you outwardly solicit?

after all, it's hard to be genuinely, viscerally embarrassed when you invite/pay people to embarrass you, so I kinda hope your libido is operating on a deeper (and more meta) level than you let on.

― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Exactly! I am just barely perturbed, not at all shocked, and not at all entertained. Not going to forward this anywhere, especially now, with a lack of mystery about the image's origin.

― mh, Monday, 14 May 2012 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

sissymanwhore, you should be deeply ashamed of yourself for being so boring. YOU WORM.

― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

can we go back to the hen fap part of this conversation?

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

― our love will change the world (electricsound), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

get out of my cupboard

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 05:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I dont mind if you forward the blog or not. Being ignored is just as humiliating as being identifiedd. I just want al to know it is me. I am not doing it to shock people. Why should i be ashamed of myself? at least i have the courage to be myself and face the truth.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

sissymanwhore you should spread yr gospel at http://www.popbitch.com/board.html as that's where i first saw your pix

― It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

unreg pls, i never made a single entendre in my life

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Then you gave us one.

― banal like anal (snoball), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's about sex, right

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

how can we confirm that you are that person, and do enjoy the humiliation, and not just some random internet person who wants to humiliate someone else?

Are you suggesting that sissymanwhore is a cockpuppet?

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

A cockpuppet, are you sugesting that the car Tailpipe grabbed me and forced my cock into it lol

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

POPBITCH charge to register if you are a member please feel free to post my details there. Or if anyone can suggest any free sites to post i will do so.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

guys take it to the tailpipe thread, only about five or six of the last thirty posts effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 May 2012 11:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just want al to know it is me.

wait what

― contendo entertainment system (some dude), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yes i just want everyone to know that i am the man in the picture fucking his car.

Doctor Casino is write we should take this conversation to the Tailpipe Man Blog or ask sissymanwhore thread pages.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

take it to 'i love cars'

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

/I just want al to know it is me./

wait what
--contendo entertainment system (some dude)

Loling

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is like a meme has gained sentience and is starting to fight back

― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like real test of ilx is gonna be if sissymanwhore is still here in 12 months to debate summer of 2013's meme pop with deej and contenderizer.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

[NOT WORKSAFE] solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX [Started by banriquit in June 2008, last updated 32 seconds ago by jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad) on I Love Everything] 69 new answers

― dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think we're just laughing at different jokes.

― s.clover, Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

whatever, I'm betting this actually turns out to be pretty funny, though I'm sure everyone else here is likely going to rain smdhs and nagls upon it

― frogbs, Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:28 PM (1 minute ago)

― Mordy, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahah

"and I will strike down upon thee with great SMDHs and fuuuuuuurious NAGLs"

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think its just nerds being macho but what do i know

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 6:40 PM (12 minutes ago)

― remy bean, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

i guess it's weird how little i hear the beatles? last time i remember was the mad men episode

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 28, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:33 (11 months ago) Permalink

a little inside baseball there but fair game

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

There should be a thread devoted entirely to Fisher Price castles.

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:34 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 31 May 2012 08:54 (11 months ago) Permalink

I, too, can't believe two songs that weren't on this poll didn't win it

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Sunday, June 3, 2012 4:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

I'm not saying that's the way it should be, but unfortunately, it's pretty hard to dispute that that's the way it often works. also, i understand that you might disagree, but the use of dismissive animated images is a fairly juvenile way to respond to an argument.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 7:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

followed no doubt by umad.gif

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

even funnier gif than that if you can believe it

― the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

srs

― the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

btw unlike harmony and tone, timbre is a completely subjective term

mmmm, not quite. tonal sounds get their timbre because they contain different combinations of harmonic partials. when I said figure out the timbral and harmonic nature of the sounds he's using I mean I've been loading the tracks into spectrograms and looking at the relative amplitude of each partial.

― crüt, 6. kesäkuuta 2012 15:49 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

idk I'm pretty sure I am the only person who does that ever

― crüt, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

kesäcrüta

― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

you can't get two people or a two machines to reliably identify two different sounds as having the same or different timbre in any reliable way, as opposed to things like loudness and tone and rhythm

― the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

Damn, Im laughing me arse and balls off at those crazy finnish words.

― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:16 (11 months ago) Permalink