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that fucken guy

am0n, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

"It’s really critical," Keuilian says, "that you either go to these seminars or somehow find a way to penetrate their knowledge base because each of them are good at one thing. This is a pretty small community, Internet Marketing, a pretty weird subculture. Everybody knows each other, they all lean on each other’s strength to better their business, and we found that the common denominator amongst all these guys is they’re unemployable.”

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“It’s the same learning disability," he continues. "They lose interest in things quickly. It was interesting to interview them and talk to them and say... you all have the same profile here. And as I see new, up-and-coming internet marketers coming into the industry, no matter what their niche is, they kind of fit into that.”

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

the whole article is just o_O
i liked this quote that comes before the "learning disability" part too:
"This is a pretty small community, Internet Marketing, a pretty weird subculture. Everybody knows each other, they all lean on each other’s strength to better their business, and we found that the common denominator amongst all these guys is they’re unemployable.”

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like this thread should be xposted to the current thread about psychopaths tbh

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

some of them for sure, but some seem delusional, stupid or possibly in some cases schizophrenic

Mordy, Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha true enough...

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like this thread should be xposted to the current thread about psychopaths tbh

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, May 11, 2012 3:03 PM (3 minutes ago)

solitary posts that etc

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahaa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

“Are you ready to learn how to build massive lists and bullet-proof launches?” he bellows at the crowd. Not interested? How about “super-targeted, geo-local pay-per-click?”

I hope they aren't charging by the hyphen.

lol

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

found this while looking for bohannon songs

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 17:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 17:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

When I was in high school I thought it would be cool to start a cult and rake in suckers' money, but the huge flaw in the plan was always that I'd have to be able to keep a straight face while shoveling all the pulled-from-my-ass dogma. Plus, I'd have to spend all my time in the company of people who genuinely believed what I knew to be utter bullshit. So I have a weird kind of respect for these people, because they're much better at that stuff than I could ever be. Either that or they believe their own bullshit, in which case...I guess I pity them while envying them the money they've made?

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 24 June 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i always have a brief pavlovian buckle-my-mental-saftey-belt reaction when i see this thread get bumped

♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 24 June 2012 19:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Her "passion" looks to me like a highly uncomfortable itch.

Aimless, Sunday, 24 June 2012 19:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

mindvalley changed my life

hardhouse banter (tpp), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.authenticbusinessrevolution.com/

Odd Spice (Eazy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 17:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Learn from the World’s Top Leading Authentic Experts

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 17:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.rebeccamatias.com/

pvmic bellvm (goole), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 18:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

haaa one of my fave things about these people is inspirational quotes from ppl nobody has ever heard of:

I really want to get started helping you right away and one of the first steps that I recommend you take is to schedule a one time Free “Authentic Business & Prosperity Makeover” Session. Contact our team today! 443-353-9525

Navigating you to understand what is holding you back and guiding you to the fast track of a life of fulfillment.

Rebecca Matias

Intuitive Business Coach, Speaker, & Author
Transformative Leading Expert

“The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done, we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change. So that every new moment is not spent in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding and love” ~Jennifer Edwards

pvmic bellvm (goole), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Edwards ????

max, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 18:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

huh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heidi_Game

pvmic bellvm (goole), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

your life, your life, your life, your life!

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

in the sunshine

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.thesnuggery.org/index.html

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

would snuggle

nickn, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

just focus on the eyes. it made my boner go into witness protection.

Spectrum, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

At least she's not an affiliate marketer.

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

just focus on the eyes. it made my boner go into witness protection.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

needs a z s gif treatment.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 July 2012 05:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can I snuggle that dog?

Lee626, Thursday, 12 July 2012 05:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't really think this belongs here but i don't know where else to put it:
http://www.twinfocuscapital.com/team-taryn.html

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

"family cousin"

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

"chromosome-close" idk what that even means

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

like chromosomes get really close to each other during meiosis when (wikipedia helps me remember 9th grade) synapsis occurs but idk if that's what she meant

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh dear god Mordy why did you post that, I can't believe I just read about six bios

quincie, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mordy, that is amazing and horrible, please explain what it is and who wrote those .... things

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 13 July 2012 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 July 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

guys

ATTENTION: All you rule-breakers, you misfits and troublemakers - all you free spirits and pioneers - all you visionaries and non-conformists ...

Everything that the establishment has told you is wrong with you - is actually what's right with you.

You see things others don't. You are hardwired to change the world. Unlike 9 out of 10 people - your mind is irrepressible - and this threatens authority. You were born to be a revolutionary.

You can't stand rules because in your heart you know there's a better way.

You have strengths dangerous to the establishment - and it wants them eliminated, So your whole life you've been told your strengths were weaknesses - Now I'm telling you otherwise.

http://www.wayseermanifesto.com/

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

We need leaders for this movement, so if you feel a calling, let me know. Sign in here or catch me on facebook.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 16 July 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

"You've nailed it!"
~David Van Dyke

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

how is that not a 'state' alum

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 15:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

they definitely chose the typeface with the smallest perceptible difference between the shapes of question mark & exclamation mark.

Crave risk and excitement!
Have an addictive personality!
Rebel against authority!
Think differently!

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 16 July 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

*whistles*

*whistles*

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

go gr80, go gr80, go gr80 go

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

ladies and gentlemen, garret loporto sneaks into a u2 concert

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/garret-loporto/how-to-pull-off-the-impos_b_180971.html

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 16 July 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

loooool holy shit

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 16 July 2012 21:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Pretty sure that guy would be into shoplifting

badg, Monday, 16 July 2012 21:46 (1 year ago) Permalink


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