Freeze-dried mice

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"100% pure mouse formed into nibblets and freeze-dried."

Nibblets. Also this made me queasy:

"Can be fed dry straight from the bag or wet (add water, let sit 10 minutes before serving)."

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp what wine should be served with POgOS rabbit?

Any wine, really, as long as there's lots and lots of it.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Can be fed dry straight from the bag or wet (add water, let sit 10 minutes before serving)."

Do they plump up? 'Cause that makes them sound even more special.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

freeze... dried... mice

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

reconstituted mouse corpse - just add water

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Any wine, really, as long as there's lots and lots of it.

Speaking of which, I can't wait for Sandra Lee to use these in a recipe.

banal like anal (snoball), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

fwiw this is preferable to the freezer bags full of frozen mice my housemate used to keep in the freezer to feed her monitor lizard

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

how did your housemate hook the lizard up to her computer?

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 15:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

with alligator clips of course

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

And why does her computer's mouse always go missing?

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Don't worry, when the mice defrost they become GUI.

banal like anal (snoball), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

groan

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'd be actually tempted to give one of these to my cats. It's like tater tos for pets.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 11 May 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

very much like tater toes

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

i've seen cats kill mice for sport but never actually eat one. do cats actually eat mice?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yes

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 11 May 2012 20:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

definitely!

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 May 2012 20:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

like tail and all? not just a nibble here and there for ceremony. i've never seen a domestic cat do this.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

not sure that "eating mice" necessarily entails eating every bit of the mouse. i've known cats to eat the most parts of mice.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've known cats to eat most of the mice and bring us the entrails and maybe the tail? Also they don't seem to like chipmunk tails, presumably because they're all fuzz and no meat.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

hm... maybe the cats i know are ana-cats.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 11 May 2012 21:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

my cats growing up would eat both birds and mice. there was usually a bit of a mess left over - feathers, tails, feet what have you

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

When our cats have encountered mice, they got agitated and then just stared them in puzzled awe.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 11 May 2012 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have heard a biologist refer to mice as "nature's popcorn", but this is provides an unexpected proof-of-concept.

Aimless, Saturday, 12 May 2012 07:24 (1 year ago) Permalink


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