And as the "host", you really deserve a moniker befitting the role, yeah? Like Uncle Putrid or The Casketmaker or somesuch.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
one or two of them are going to test my ability to remain neutral as the "host."
Surely that should be "one or two of them are going to test my ability to remain neutral as The Host"?
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
LOL, oh man, I should roll each and every result out in the style of an EC host. That could get tiresome after the first seven or eight.
"Welcome back, my little BORES and GHOULS. I see you've come LURCHING back for another DRIPPY DOSE of TOOTHSOME TERROR. If BLOOD is what you crave, then SHARPEN up your FANGS for this CUTTING ENTRY in our countdown ... or should I say, COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN?"
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
YES!
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
PLEASE
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
Putrid puns just seemed to come so easy to writers in the '50s.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
Suggested personas for host:
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2117676.jpg
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.darkhighlands.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Vincent-Price2.jpg
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.windycitizen.com/files/imagecache/user_image_large/svengoolie.jpg
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
Surprisingly few pictures of Grandpa Fred from Gremlins 2. Bah.
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Grandpa Seth!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG053vF_OYY
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/948085559_f3babba5ac_m.jpg
Ask and ye shall receive, emil.y:
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5111/7170969106_67a214292c_b.jpg
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"What does a menswear makeover cost in Manhattan today? Join us!"
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4y9aGkeu1qhirjto1_500.jpg
Or, if you prefer
http://www.andyerupts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/David-Tennant-Fright-Night-Peter-Vincent.jpg
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://meltyourfaceoff.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/simon-hecubus.jpg
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16300000/Elvira-Mistress-of-the-Dark-elvira-16395356-339-426.jpg
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/7/73972/1513221-booberella_super.png
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
hey guys i started a thread for horror soundtracks horror soundtracks
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
alsohttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/Ghoulardi.jpg/220px-Ghoulardi.jpg
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry for the size, but a shout-out to Forrest J. Ackerman.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/05/forrest_ackerman.jpg
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
I appreciate your indulgence.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/Al_Lewis_01.jpg/220px-Al_Lewis_01.jpg
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
I'm actually a DEAD ringer for:
http://www.razorbackrecords.com/images/unclecreepy.gif
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
Indiana's own:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gmzIXMMWrsI/TFsm27LOlPI/AAAAAAAADgY/klaD5V0HbSM/s400/sammy02.jpg
There's at least one website out there dedicated to obsessively cataloguing all of these horror hosts (aka doing God's work).
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrbO30i0Hdw
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
RAR. My image tagging has been for shit this week:
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
The more you know: Ghoulardi (or one of the Ghoulardis) was Paul Thomas Anderson's dad.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
Uh oh. Sorry to rain on your parade, folks, but this poll has already been done: It's Official! The Results Of The Best Movies Of The Century Poll Are Now In!
― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
oh man theres a doc out about regional horror hosts that i cant remember the name of. its long and kind of overstays its welcome so this is not a glowing recommendation, but lemme see if i can figure out what it was. netflix streaming fyi, at least the last time i checked.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
American Scary. not a great title but hey
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://americanscary.com/
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
Ahhhh. I saw that was streaming and didn't realize what it was. I'll probably check it out despite your not-quite-a-recommendation. Love stuff like that.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
Being a regional horror host would probably be my dream job.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
You would be SO good at it too.
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
!!!
Thanks! Maybe I'll call Svengoolie and see if he's got any openings for an apprentice.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
It is about time for him to start considering his legacy...
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asO97gdn2oo
― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
These folks have been doing a beatnik-schtick thing out of Buffalo called "Off Beat Cinema" for the past 15 or 20 years. It's about half bad horror films. They're a little scary, but not in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre sense.
http://artvoice.com/issues/v6n44/see_you_there/off_beat_cinema_now_dig_this_daddio/off_beat_cinema
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im74bBeOT74
i wish that a TV horror would use this as a theme song.
― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/CountGore.jpg
wash DC in the mid-late 70s
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Pet Sematary"'s my favourite late-period song from them. (xpost)
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
xp also played this guy (for afterschool kids' shows):
http://kidshow.dcmemories.com/DDC20-3a_640.jpg
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
I hear they don't want to be buried in one.
xpost
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
LOL, oh man, I should roll each and every result out in the style of an EC host. That could get tiresome after the first seven or eight."Welcome back, my little BORES and GHOULS. I see you've come LURCHING back for another DRIPPY DOSE of TOOTHSOME TERROR. If BLOOD is what you crave, then SHARPEN up your FANGS for this CUTTING ENTRY in our countdown ... or should I say, COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN?"― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
can I just say that, for me, this would never get old and I would laugh at it every single time
― original bgm, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
I think Eric's made a rod for his own back, here. There will be 'PLAINTS if he doesn't do it now.
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
wth happened in here
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
thresholds attained, pacts sworn, ghouls celebrated
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link