http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/05/08/fox-choice-celebrities/
smdh
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
sux to be bankrupt
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
Gronk!
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
loool
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
arodg is p funny for a qb:
On Jeff Saturday having the perfect “butt height” for a center:
“There’s two main components that a center needs to have, and it’s not quickness or agility or snapping or anything. It’s two things: One, he has to have a good height, and I’m talking about where his butt rests. It can’t be too low because I don’t wanna get deep in that stance and it can’t be too high so I feel like I’m standing up. It’s gotta be just right. He’s got that.”
On how he measures butt height:
“It’s a feel. My center in college was about my height and he’s real low in his stance. So it made me have to kinda duck down a little bit. It’s hard to get out of center. Scott Wells — my previous center — (and) Jeff Saturday: great height. Great butt height.”
The second component a center needs to have:
“And the second is most important, and that’s sweating. How much do they sweat? The worst thing that you can have is third, fourth quarter on a October day where it’s 65, 70 degrees and he’s sweating through his pants. Because that is not a situation you wanna be in.”
On how to prevent that:
“You gotta change pants at halftime.”
Has that ever happened?
“Oh yeah. Our backup center — great guy — Evan Dietrich-Smith, he has major sweat issues. And when you get that ball snapped up and there’s a lot of sweat that just splashes all over you and on your hands and the ball — it’s not a good situation. So he actually has changed at halftime before. So those are the two things you look for: butt height and sweating. Jeff’s doing really well in both categories. … Low sweat ratio and solid butt height.”
On if the $5,000 bounty the Saints allegedly put on his head was low:
“It might seem a little bit low.”
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
butt height
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
i really miss football u guys
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
well it looks like my vikings are staying in Minnesota thanks to some corporate welfare!
sorry LA?
(obv stadium politics and funding is pretty vile from an IRL perspective but i also must admit the fan in me is happy and relieved)
― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 May 2012 23:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
when i lived in mpls (which has admittedly been a while) there was an extra .75% sales tax in hennepin county to pay for the metrodome.
and yeah i don't want anyone's team to leave (well, not minnesota's -- i don't care what the jags do). but when there's no money for health care or whatever, the idea of a public-supported venue for billionaires to make money from eight times a year is some kind of bullshit. man, the nfl
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 May 2012 23:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah they make jobs arguments and the infamous Minneapolis "Cold Omaha" argument but there's really no rational defense of it..other than you really are such a football rube that it makes you kinda happy even if you hate it...which is where i fit in.
also, i suppose, the idea that these funds weren't going to go to anything worthwhile anyway
the NFL gets what it wants
― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 May 2012 23:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm sure the league is relieved...god what a fucking nightmare from an NFC Division perspective the vikings leaving would have been.
― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 May 2012 23:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
Should've paid a half a billion to say goodbye, eh
so, so disgusting
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 May 2012 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
Hey morbs, how's it going?
― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
great cept ppl were throwing footballs around Central Park today
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
did u yell at them about silent movies & baseball
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
just said a silent prayer and enjoyed seeing all the baseball fields in use
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
vince young to the bills lol
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 19:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
what
― horseshoe, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh yeah i heard about this a couple days ago
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
i guess i'm going to have to put my money where my mouth is wrt my long-professed affection for vince young
― horseshoe, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
well best case is he does not take the field 4 u
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
also apprehensive about shit racist buffalonians are going to be saying around me in the upcoming months
― horseshoe, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
Maybe Vince's agent just got him into Buffalo with the intention of Fitz (ivy league grad) tutoring Vince in non-football pursuits.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 May 2012 05:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
Is Spurs/OKC going to be the only good series in this whole playoffs?
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 04:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
argh
did a doubletake when i saw this...
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol bad angle
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
― pplains, Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
kinda lol but mostly sad
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
jerks
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol that was my first thought 'aw man poor brownie'
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
Sun 12/2 Oakland Raiders 4:15 pm
it's on
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's funny to me that the team called "patriots" are basically universally reviled.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
Brownie you should come out to Cali and tailgate with us
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
we have full season tickets this year, for good or ill
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also see: PATRIOT ACT, THE
― pplains, Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
but don't see The Patriot, because it sucked
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
Patriot Games was pretty good if you like that kinda thing
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"mind if i sit here?"
"it's a free country"
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7962987/minnesota-political-quest-football-field-bliss
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:30 (11 months ago) Permalink
The Miami Dolphins on Hard Knocks. Can't wait to watch Jeff Ireland ask everyone about their whoremoms.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:06 (11 months ago) Permalink
!!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:18 (11 months ago) Permalink
this team is ridiculous
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:18 (11 months ago) Permalink
has anything tangibly good for a franchise ever come out of hard knocks?
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:19 (11 months ago) Permalink
this will be my first time seeing hard knocks. Why does it never get rerun/not show up on HBOGO?
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:22 (11 months ago) Permalink
nfl might retain some rights that control it is my guess
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:28 (11 months ago) Permalink
worth its weight in lols
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:31 (11 months ago) Permalink
finally the inside look at the matt moore/ryan tannehill battle that the nation has been crying out for
i wonder how far down the list HBO got this year? like 12, 13?
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:48 (11 months ago) Permalink
yeah even as an afc east fan i can't really get excited about the fins
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:50 (11 months ago) Permalink
Maybe Stephen Ross will finally achieve his dream of becoming a celebrity.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:02 (11 months ago) Permalink