"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth..." (He touches her arm.)
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
Man, I should start employing biome-themed pickup lines. Thx Anakin.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's cold out here. Climb into my Taun Taun.
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
^ of love
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
No, I meant it literally.
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Climb into my dead alien mammal's intestines, baby."
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Some biizarre fanfic niche could come out of this:
"Now this is pod racing!" shouted George, where by 'pods' Lucas meant his testicles.
― banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 08:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
would you like to see my pink lightsaber?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'll try not to shoot first.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
you came in that thing etc
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
this little one's not worth the effort
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
princess leia
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
If Lucas actually used any of these lines, you can bet he went Han Solo later that night.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
these are the balls you're looking for
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
remember your failure at the cave
― their private gesture for bison (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
The force is strong with this one *points to pink lightsaber*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok guys.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
but Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Slimy? Mudhole?"
― banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I thought these things smelled bad...on the outside"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I am your father"
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
lucas cgi'd the sex scenes into that anecdote later
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's just a matter of green wall paper, really
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet."
― banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
If he really likes you, you're invited back for a hot dog picnic in the arboretum
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
Apartment IV: A New Home --crab lifting a goat (weatheringdaleson)
Winner
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2012 13:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
&
― Number None, Saturday, 25 August 2012 12:58 (9 months ago) Permalink
barf
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 August 2012 13:07 (9 months ago) Permalink
couldn't watch more than a minute tbh
― Number None, Saturday, 25 August 2012 13:09 (9 months ago) Permalink
Jesus.
― Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 13:52 (9 months ago) Permalink
i'm reminded of shatner on snl, his remarks about taking a fun diversion and turning it in to a colossal waste of time.
― a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:28 (9 months ago) Permalink
i think that looks kind of fun, actually
"its a wrap" made me lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:34 (9 months ago) Permalink
no.
― goole, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:37 (9 months ago) Permalink
This feels like right-wing comedy (i.e. something with the vague structure of a joke for people with no discernable sense of humor).
― Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:39 (9 months ago) Permalink
No offense to your LOLs, HOOS.
― Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:40 (9 months ago) Permalink
I'm so tired of all these Star Wars.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:42 (9 months ago) Permalink
It's funny because the Emperor is an evil, serious guy in the movies but here he's talking like he's a normal person! Funny!
No, no it's not. It's just tired.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:47 (9 months ago) Permalink
Quite apart from the writing, i'm pretty sure that's the ugliest animation i've ever seen
― Number None, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:06 (9 months ago) Permalink
this is what star wars fans asked for tbh
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:09 (9 months ago) Permalink
like 30 years of terrible internet memes and "haha r2d2 ovenmitts!!!" and rewarding seth macfarlane and kevin smith and seth green and jon stewart and south park for "More like on the ICE PLANET HOTH" jokes and this is what you get.
i feel sorry for anyone who's mad at this and/or didn't see it coming.
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:12 (9 months ago) Permalink
oh noes everyones otaku
I'd kinda like to see the critical community punk Lucas by really embracing this and encouraging him to focus his energy on more comedic projects. Just to see how nightmarish it could get.
― Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:29 (9 months ago) Permalink
Happened already:
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:33 (9 months ago) Permalink
TBF, that dead guy's weird penis is kinda funny.
― Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:34 (9 months ago) Permalink
Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus.
^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:44 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what a weird quote
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:45 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg this (and the consequent utility data posts) killing me all over again right now
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:50 (9 months ago) Permalink
thank you, internet
It it still so, so perfect. I will treasure this thread forever for that.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:55 (9 months ago) Permalink
far and away
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:55 (9 months ago) Permalink
like 30 years of terrible internet memes
woah hang on there were internet memes 30 years ago?
― a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:58 (9 months ago) Permalink
OK, so I'm actually at Star Wars Celebration, where that clip premiered, right now (although I wasn't at that panel) (also STFU Whiney). That show is basically going to be Robot Chicken except with actual long form story lines and regular animation. It's Seth Green and his whole crew doing it.
Anyway, what I was going to say is I went to a panel this morning to discuss and preview season 5 of "The Clone Wars" animated series, with Dave Filoni and Joel Aron, the supervising director and VFX supervisor. After they talked for about 45 minutes and showed a bunch of clips, completely unscheduled, George Lucas showed up, and the entire room went absolutely apeshit. Fans may grumble a lot, and obviously this is a crowd more predisposed to react positively, but you'd have thought God Himself had walked onto that stage,
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:58 (9 months ago) Permalink