the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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o captain my captain

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

was there any exchanging of midiclorians

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth..." (He touches her arm.)

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Man, I should start employing biome-themed pickup lines. Thx Anakin.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's cold out here. Climb into my Taun Taun.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

^ of love

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

No, I meant it literally.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Climb into my dead alien mammal's intestines, baby."

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Some biizarre fanfic niche could come out of this:

"Now this is pod racing!" shouted George, where by 'pods' Lucas meant his testicles.

banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 08:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

would you like to see my pink lightsaber?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'll try not to shoot first.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

you came in that thing etc

Touché Gödel (ledge), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

this little one's not worth the effort

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

princess leia

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

If Lucas actually used any of these lines, you can bet he went Han Solo later that night.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

these are the balls you're looking for

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

remember your failure at the cave

their private gesture for bison (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

The force is strong with this one *points to pink lightsaber*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok guys.

pplains, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

but Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Slimy? Mudhole?"

banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I thought these things smelled bad...on the outside"

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I am your father"

Touché Gödel (ledge), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

lucas cgi'd the sex scenes into that anecdote later

da croupier, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's just a matter of green wall paper, really

da croupier, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet."

banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

If he really likes you, you're invited back for a hot dog picnic in the arboretum

da croupier, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Apartment IV: A New Home
--crab lifting a goat (weatheringdaleson)

Winner

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2012 13:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

&

Number None, Saturday, 25 August 2012 12:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

barf

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 August 2012 13:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

couldn't watch more than a minute tbh

Number None, Saturday, 25 August 2012 13:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jesus.

Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 13:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm reminded of shatner on snl, his remarks about taking a fun diversion and turning it in to a colossal waste of time.

a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think that looks kind of fun, actually

"its a wrap" made me lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

no.

goole, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

This feels like right-wing comedy (i.e. something with the vague structure of a joke for people with no discernable sense of humor).

Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

No offense to your LOLs, HOOS.

Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm so tired of all these Star Wars.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's funny because the Emperor is an evil, serious guy in the movies but here he's talking like he's a normal person! Funny!

No, no it's not. It's just tired.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

Quite apart from the writing, i'm pretty sure that's the ugliest animation i've ever seen

Number None, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is what star wars fans asked for tbh

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

like 30 years of terrible internet memes and "haha r2d2 ovenmitts!!!" and rewarding seth macfarlane and kevin smith and seth green and jon stewart and south park for "More like on the ICE PLANET HOTH" jokes and this is what you get.

i feel sorry for anyone who's mad at this and/or didn't see it coming.

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh noes everyones otaku

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'd kinda like to see the critical community punk Lucas by really embracing this and encouraging him to focus his energy on more comedic projects. Just to see how nightmarish it could get.

Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Happened already:

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

TBF, that dead guy's weird penis is kinda funny.

Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus.

^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.

― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:44 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what a weird quote

― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:45 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg this (and the consequent utility data posts) killing me all over again right now

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

thank you, internet

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

It it still so, so perfect. I will treasure this thread forever for that.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

far and away

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink


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