things your mom said forever

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it is gross/hilarious. maybe it means she can see up your butt into your digestive system?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

In that case, you must sit very strangely...

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

xps or if you sit that way it's just going to tumble right out of you? my head...

arby's, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

this has quickly become my favorite thread

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe it has to do with skid marks...

*burning shame* :(

Träumerei, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

vulva over-easy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

instant regret

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

andrew m., Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

at least once a day my mother eats a 'little bowl of nice greens' which is what she calls her spring mix salads. this isn't noteable in itself, except she always announces that's she's eating her 'little bowl of nice greens' to which my father always replies 'at least they're not rude greens, or horrid greens - no, you wouldn't want that.' it is their routine, but they never seem to enjoy it: my father is annoyed that my mother introduced her salad, and my mother feels mocked. but, like clockwork...

remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:15 (1 year ago) Permalink


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