Must be an Antipodean thing.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
girls be showin their breakfast
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
so what DID you have for breakfast...?
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 19:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
a lady never tells
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
You all have a strange way of eating breakfast.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 19:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
That's what I never understood!
― just1n3, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 19:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Whenever anything sexual occurs on TV: "Sex rears its ugly head." It's a real expression from the 1930s.
"Insurance pee": precautionary urination before a car ride. Origins unknown.
― Träumerei, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
"close your legs, no one wants to see what you had for breakfast"
The only way I can understand this is as an implication that you ate pussy for breakfast? Which is the kind of crass joke my dad would crack, but never my mom!
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
"no one wants to see what you had for breakfast" is just blowing my mind
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
it is gross/hilarious. maybe it means she can see up your butt into your digestive system?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
In that case, you must sit very strangely...
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
xps or if you sit that way it's just going to tumble right out of you? my head...
― arby's, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
this has quickly become my favorite thread
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Maybe it has to do with skid marks...
*burning shame* :(
― Träumerei, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
vulva over-easy
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
instant regret
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol
― andrew m., Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
at least once a day my mother eats a 'little bowl of nice greens' which is what she calls her spring mix salads. this isn't noteable in itself, except she always announces that's she's eating her 'little bowl of nice greens' to which my father always replies 'at least they're not rude greens, or horrid greens - no, you wouldn't want that.' it is their routine, but they never seem to enjoy it: my father is annoyed that my mother introduced her salad, and my mother feels mocked. but, like clockwork...
― remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:15 (1 year ago) Permalink