the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

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my favorite is still the discovery of the layers in the long-form birth certificate image

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

Mara Zebest is a graphic artist and co-author for a number of Adobe product books, including the Inside Photoshop series, which typically exceeded 1,000 pages

because of course the amount of pages is what defines a book's value

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh, I’m sorry: was that unfair? Let me keep repeating this: the Left will not win a “Whose candidate is weirder?” contest.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

so pathetic

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is just sad. it's RS though, so give them their pills and change their diapers and look away

tbf I think the romney bullying story is noise

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's RS though, so give them their pills and change their diapers and look away

read this as rolling stone and it parsed just fine

good men like my father, or president truman (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

the romney bullying story is noise and weirdly specious-seeming but lol good riddance i hope people continue to assassinate his character all over the place, plus it gave us the immortal line "he can't look like that!"

good men like my father, or president truman (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

you can hear that poster flexing his arm, cracking his knuckles, and raising his eyebrow through that line

"We are not afraid to tell the world the truth about Cora."

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

You guys have to remember here that Moe Lane is mentally retarded.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 May 2012 18:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

The errant Obama biography in the Acton & Dystel booklet does not contradict the authenticity of Obama's birth certificate. Moreover, several contemporaneous accounts of Obama’s background describe Obama as having been born in Hawaii.

The biography does, however, fit a pattern in which Obama--or the people representing and supporting him--manipulate his public persona.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

I actively pray for birthers to do a Heaven's Gate scenario they annoy me so fuckin bad gaaah

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

I bet The Onion were surprised they were in the will.

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

this just in: racists hate being called racist

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

ugh Ward Connerly. was so pissed when he got appointed to the UC Regents

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 20:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

well written summary!

goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 20:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

"To the press, the only hate crimes are straight white men somehow committing acts of violence against people who are not straight white men."

It's the somehow that gets me.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 21 May 2012 21:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

"I think it's only recently that there have been outspoken voices, particularly on blogs, saying, 'Shut up Jesse Jackson, we're tired of you,'" she said.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

Dan Riehl, a conservative blogger who runs Riehl World View and contributes to Breitbart News, said that black-on-white violence isn't as predominant as other criminal-victim dynamics, but he still argued the news media have a special incentive to over-report stories of white criminals.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

These people really do live in fucking fantasyland. You simply cannot have a conversation with people starting from premises as fundamentally mistaken as these are.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 22:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

j., Sunday, 27 May 2012 19:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have literally taken shits that were smarter than that woman. they were marginally less spiteful.

Sisig Steve (stevie), Sunday, 27 May 2012 22:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

uh i don't even know what to link to, but there is some kind of bizarre legal blog war going on between a bunch of online liberals i've never heard of and conservatives. the key guy is "the speedway bomber" turned some kind of activist, Brett Kimberlin

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/345561/20120525/brett-kimberlin-speedway-bomber-blogger-terrorist.htm

apparently it started with somebody faking a 911 call about a shooting and getting the SWAT team called to a conservative blogger's home

the whole thing is really fucked up.

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah michelle malkin and "twitchy" have been going on about this on twitter for the last week or so

calling a swat team on someone is obviously fucked up but patterico's hed was like "I Could Have Been Killed for Blogging" which is just

max, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah this is the victim of the attack (i think if you get the SWAT team involved it's not a "prank" anymore

http://patterico.com/

http://patterico.com/2012/05/25/convicted-bomber-brett-kimberlin-neal-rauhauser-ron-brynaert-and-their-campaign-of-political-terrorism/

what does it mean that i've never heard of any of these 'leftists' before? like not one time ever.

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh wait, that happened last year? then what's happening now? ok idg this at all

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

glenn beck seized on it for his radio show a couple weeks ago and malkin has been pushing it since then

max, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

count on the corner! this is a summary of what just happened i take it

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/301263/arrested-blogging-maryland-jonathan-h-adler

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's a bunch of loons in a trailer park scanning eachother's phone calls, poisoning eachother's dogs, and calling the police five times a day. Getting all Sam Spade on internet machines at the library to prove that the Masons are running the whole thing.

oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

well it's a little more serious than that, one guy was just thrown in jail for a night

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

managed to convince a technologically illiterate judge that this was incitement...

Huh? I would imagine that whatever technological form is used to publish an incitement, it is still recognizable as incitement because of what it says. Now, if the judge had been just plain illiterate, maybe it would have some bearing.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

he doesn't even understand that it's okay to be a shithead on the internet!

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm trying to understand why crazy cousin larry went to jail, but right now I have only incoherant stories from crazy cousin larry’s family about how the government is conspiring with the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog. As far as I can figure, crazy cousin larry was arrested for minding his own business because the cops and the whole town are against crazy cousin larry's family for no other reason than that they are right with the lord.

I'm not defending the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog. He's crazier than cousin larry! It looks like he's been harassing crazy cousin larry's family with frivolous lawsuits and calls to 911.

Larry's only been in jail for two days, so it's probably too soon to call it a sign of end days. I suspect it will be sorted out. I keep telling crazy cousin Larry's family to work with the authorities and to quit pamphleting the neighborhood and digging through the lowdown-sonofabitch-across-the-way-who-done-kilt-their-dog's garbage, but I just saw crazy cousin larry's ma on the roof with some binoculars and a police scanner.

oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

"the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog" = guy who set off a bunch of bombs, one of which blew off someone's leg

Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh god, I remember this guy! He was a speaker at the 4th of July Smoke-out march in DC when I went back in like 95 or 96? My impression of him was that he was wackily psychotic and is one of the main reasons that I don't really go to political protests anymore, if I can avoid them. I had no idea about the bombings until now. That's super scary. I was like 16 years old, smoking pot, and sitting a few yards away from a convicted bomber. Fuck this guy.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

"the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog" = guy who set off a bunch of bombs, one of which blew off someone's leg

my analogy still holds up. have you ever seen a horror movie?

the conch is a well worn copy of the AD&D Fiends Folio (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's really weird how the response is "make this guy famous!" instead of "this guy is schizophrenic and needs help"

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

the Brynaert email is really deranged too.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

i gather kimberlin has claimed (in legal proceedings?) that he's not a 'public figure' and so talking about the speedway bombings should be off limits. so 'making him famous' is both trolly and, idk, not wrong either.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm basically with the wingers on this one, kimberlin and these dudes seem like bonafide creeps, and if you've gotten to the point of messing around with lethal police powers for yuks you can go die afaic.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 June 2012 03:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 June 2012 03:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/g8HC3.png

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this guy looks like the one dude from the tyler perry movies

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 June 2012 05:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ the most shameful washingtonian

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 05:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

Nothing says socialism like fabulously wealthy celebrities.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 June 2012 15:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

i love this world where just showing a picture of the President with his own AG is supposed to prove some dastardly point

Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

We won The Cold War, so why are black people in power???????????

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

is that Terry Bradshaw, middle left?

atlas arghed (brownie), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

corzine

Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:32 (2 years ago) Permalink


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