(Not Just) Knee Deep: The Spring 2012 Gay Thread

And he requested to be banned from here.

really?

We've all been there.

Keeping away is not the same as requesting to be banned.

I passively requested to be banned here once and seem to remember being told that it would only hold for 24 hours or 3 days or something like that.

in the throes of grad school i thought about asking to be banned. sort of wish i had in retrospect

But I guess it is possible to be http://mlkshk.com/r/1SU9

lol what movie is that from?

one of Eric's horror movies

It's from Troll'd 2.

And he requested to be banned from here.

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, May 8, 2012

really?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 11:36 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

It was nothing against ILX, he just wanted to be offline *completely*. Like I said, he got rid of his computer.

Now officially this thread's Ted Kaczynski.

You haven't seen my apartment.

Except that he still communicates by mobile phone and text message.

Though, really, is it *communication*? Think abt it.

btw bf and i might be in SF in june, to all parties whom it may concern

FUUUUUCK I forgot to post in that horror poll!! I already assembled a list of movies i've seen; maybe I can order it rly quick.

I'm quietly holding polls open until I get a ballot from Morbs or, alternately, he lets me know it ain't happening. So jump on it.

I voted!

i self-banned once but i came back

Standing outside a packed straight bar with friends last night, I was accosted by a wild-eyed drunk Croat who brought me over to his two friends -- a Hispanic who may have been a former or current lover and a blond very bro native-born American. Croat asks tentatively if I've a girlfriend or...a boyfriend? When I assure him I'm gay he hugs me tight and babbles about how cute I am, how nice I seem, and so on. He might've been cute himself but his sloppy state made it hard. We exchanged phone numbers and I returned to my circle.

Half an hour ago he sends me a text. I'm thinking of responding. Guess which in his group I was most attracted to though...

50 / 50 ?

or maybe it's a trick question and the answer is the Croat

"Dubrovnic! Yes, I've read Rebecca West and David Remnick!"

no -- the straight or straight-acting dude.

When in doubt, always choose the straight or straight-acting one.

That's MY jam, anyway.

i'm only straight-acting when i'm sad.

there are so many straights to act you gotta jazz it up with things like spandex

non-ironic spandex!

Only straight hipsters wear spandex.

unless they actually have the body for it :(

I went out last night and danced very gay at a straight club that usually has some homo-presence, but it was total heterosexuville there. When a guy finally hit on me very late, he was so far from my type it wasn't funny.

you sure it was a guy?

he was a very aggro-looking white dude

i always hit on the black dudes tbh

sry 4 brushing you off

it's ok, i went home and trimmed my soul patch

haha

tsk tsk, buying into "straight-acting" even in jest, report to my lecture on Monday morning

Tonight is the first of four weddings I am subjected to this year. TONS of straight people dancing to Bizarre Inc. Fulfills my EVERY need.

you know you godda be bide

R1ch Juzw14k just told me I had fantastic taste on twitter and I am like totally starstruck.

treasure it!

Donna Rouge, sorry to keep bugging you about ILM stuff on this thread, but the ABBA poll is due up in a day or two.

hmm...

http://www.out.com/entertainment/music/2012/03/19/100-greatest-gayest-albums-all-time

assignation with the Croat in thirty minutes

charming! have fun!

Un, they seriously want us to click through 100 pages? For real?

no janet!?

*throws vase and storms out of thread*

donna, i was actually wondering the other day, "when is donna rouge gonna come and visit." but alas, i am out of town for most of may :-(

i mean june. june. *sleepy*

also in other news, i'll be on the east coast in july. let's hang.