Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

if paul scholes did these it'd have only been down to him being not very good at tackling.

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

ah, it's a gif. That's why my phone burnt up when i clicked on it.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

thought it was p weird that ppl were losing their shit about the L'pool penalty incident and Suarez getting a bit arm-swingy and not seeming too fussed about something that could've been yr actual career-ruiner

― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 16:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was unaware of this game tbh

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

That tackle looks so weird, are we sure it's not a completely separate incident superimposed on some stock 'hapless Carroll' footage?

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 16:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

holy crap that looks bad. he's nowhere near the ball and just double footed drop kicking carroll's planted leg. carroll is v. lucky. shawx himself couldn't have made it more blatent and horrible.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

It looks bad but it looks less bad from the other angle where you see him actually get the ball.

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

thought it was p weird that ppl were losing their shit about the L'pool penalty incident and Suarez getting a bit arm-swingy and not seeming too fussed about something that could've been yr actual career-ruiner

I tuned in late and did not see the incident </wenger>

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Earlier, Wayne Rooney's first experience as an racehorse owner ended in disappointment when Pippy was last.

The two-year-old colt - owned by the Manchester United and England footballer and his wife Coleen, both of whom were among the spectators - was always towards the rear after a slow start in the Manor House Stables Lily Agnes Stakes.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Shrek Sold a Donkey: Roo Fool!

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

fwiw, according to Rafa Honigstein dortmund is looking at the following players to replace Barrios:
Nicklas Helenius (Aalborg BK), John Guidetti (ManCity/Feyenoord), Bas Dost (Heerenveen) and Luuk de Jong (Twente)

Maybe Helenius the only one that qualifies as under the radar.

― mizzell, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, he's the only one I haven't previously read about.

― pandemic, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bas Dost must be a bigger part of our lives henceforth - Spurs pls

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

It looks bad but it looks less bad from the other angle where you see him actually get the ball.

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White),

no

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

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― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/v/5yDRAr1Beus?version=3&feature=player_embedded

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

just watch it ok

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think Essien must've done his best to pull out of the challenge, but been unable to avoid landing with enough weight to send him sprawling. No way does Carroll stay on the field if that's full-force - it isn't necessarily bone-breaking contact because of where it is, but it'd wreck the muscle you'd think.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

this was worse

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

how the hell Archie thought that was only a yellow is beyond me

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

"that is a booking" - Archie knows the score with Scottish refs
lol xp

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

would love to find the one ray wilkins did where he kicked a guy in the balls. That was vicious.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

remember that one onimo?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

Archie should know you only get carded for dissent up here not vicious fouls

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Emre/Zokora business is awful. I was reading about it the other week. Especially didn't like hearing how Joseph Yobo was apparently pressured into defending him against Zokora's charges.

― boxall, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

cant find the one souness did against siggi jonsson.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

and probably the worst tackle ive ever seen in my life

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/embed/YGvEj8pDHJ4

Still the worst tackle ever on a Scottish football pitch. Referee gave fuck all iirc.

Hahaha xpost

― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think he got a yellow did he not?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

tks boxall- good for zokora, though i hardly believe he was aiming for his bollocks like that

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

No, I think after rewatching it Fergie said a yellow would have been fair?

― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

knackers yard poorly signposted...

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

simon pegg and bono's lovechild in the middle

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

scholes/hasselhoff i'd say

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

howard webb's got sunderland-utd btw. just sayin.

― Chris, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

xposts. who's the guy on the right?

― Chris, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i love sounness's 'oh shit ref there is a ladybug on the back of my sock' reaction

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2142059/Manchester-Uniteds-new-kit-looks-like-tea-towel-say-horrified-fans.html

lol

― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Multiple xps but i'd quite like to see Dejagah at Spurs. The only problem he had with playing Israel was that the match was in Tel Aviv and under Iranian visa rules he'd have never been allowed back into the country to see his family.

― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 10 May 2012 07:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

simon pegg and bono's lovechild in the middle

scholes/hasselhoff i'd say

:-)

― Pacific Trash Vortex (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 10 May 2012 07:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

howard webb was rather ineffective during the newcastle-city game

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

his man u biase averages out over a season

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Biase is a Local Government Area of Cross River State, Nigeria

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ted Dibiase

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

how wayne & coleen will look when they're older

― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/10/portugese-police-manchester-united-bebe-transfer

― Pacific Trash Vortex (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

There's no suggestion that Utd were up to no good. It does beg the question exactly what they were up to tbh.

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

I guess he's going to be coming back next season as Besiktas clearly don't want him. Not entirely sure who would at this point. Selling him for under £500,000 would look pretty damning in the context of the enquiry.

― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

undisclosed fee to whoever is discreet enough to undisclose

― tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hope at least some of this cash makes its way into Bebe's pockets.

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink