wrinlepawsmodest mickeysteve goldberglord custosbecky lucasdoom patrolsmashthe woman who would even pleasure bushwick
where have they gone, these beautiful heroes of our youth?
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
killy has a boyfriend
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
luna is a boyfriend
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh and she just now moaned "do me in the ass" which makes this even more awkward. or hilarious, depending on your POV. It's getting funnier now.
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. so when alot of people read yr posts right or wrong they're thinking 'this guy fucks his mom' and alot of people find that repulsive, like almost as bad as liking gay dad repulsive. so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle. or maybe just start posting as ian reese-moraine is on the scene againe that way you can borrow some of that motherfucker's immunity.
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), July 31st, 2006.
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
know this and know all
Cagematch of the Upper Case Trolls: GARU G vs. T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧, fite!
― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
what are the epochal clusterfucks? vice magazine, parse a sentence of xgau's, and yelling from car windows. imo.
― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
Jay-z vs Nas
― Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
up until fairly recently, this link still worked
― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
whoops wrong thread
i don't like david blaine.
basically, caulkwagon, count yrself lucky
― cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dude, seriously, wtf is up with that picture? Why are they just sitting around like that anyway? For a "pussy posse" they have a notable lack of pussy.
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, September 18, 2003
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
you have to read all of these
In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.
and skim this
OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER
and this one really closely
Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven
― max, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg that lag--n jpg, never seen that before.
basically just start reading old threads, really.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
all you need to know:
ladies and gentleman, the wit and wisdom of...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part ONE - The Nominations
BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part TWO - The Poll
― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
but what if her DOGS aren't real either
― a puppy, Monday, October 15, 2007 3:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
cant believe i've never read the whole bottle opener thread
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
what makes the bottle opener thread really special is the image-only summary in clusterfuck summary
― rob, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
That photo, annotated:
http://beta.ilxor.com/sandbox/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=159&threadid=8
Also, what were the prime Momus threads? I can't remember, just that they were great in a trainwrecky way.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
Something about the suburbs, something about Eyes Wide Shut...?
― cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
i love momus on kill bill thread. classique. morbz carries on in his honor.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
Maybe it was Kill Bill and not EWS: my bad
― cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Let Us Now Praise Dave Q
probably my favorite before-my-time poster
― los blue jeans, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
also le coq
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah all those Dave Q threads are great ILM history lessons
― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
The thread that killed me in laughter the most I think is mostly gone now, it was a picture thread about Albainia mostly by Ned and someone else. I about broke down in laughter going through that one.
I think a classic one on ILM is one of the Stevie Ray Vaughn ones where random SRV fans get in to a pissing match (kind of literally) on the site.
Definitely having to register for the site has taken away the random freakiness of the site some. Before you would get say a Bobby Caldwell drummer page and people/family just randomly googling 'bobby caldwell' would pop on a thread. I get why they made the change, but that kind of happenstance that made stuff like that (or the mad Dave Matthews thread tick, can't happen without it).
― earlnash, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
TS: Denny Lethargy VS. Denny Vertigo
― sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
I never realized that Dreamboat Gorilla totally ripped off Danny Lethargy's tunes and style!
― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
ae
― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX
― buzza, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 06:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
Behold! (It was Elvis T. and I, pretty much.)
Albanians
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
And mostly all I was doing was reacting, Elvis did the heavy lifting.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
ILU strongo
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
Well, that was new to me! (xposT)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
i am the small cat
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 16:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
music biz blogger Leftsetz luvs former ilxer Yancey
http://lefsetz.com/wordpress/index.php/archives/2012/05/08/yancey-from-kickstarter/
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
i had no idea!
― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
Reverend's post really says it all, doesn't it
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
The biggest and most interesting clusterfuck I experienced in real time (refresh! refresh!) was the Luna thing. That's in one of the above-linked, right?
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also historic was when the guy who sonned vordul visited ILX.
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
the fascists scapegoated various "undesirable" groups - homosexuals, foreign immigrants, and left-wing liberals
ftr they didn't care if they were black, white or purple
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
Geir outed as a nazi
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
guy on the left, just under the owl: I cannot for the life of me remember any searchable terms to find that story again, can someone help?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
that is wayne
― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
so not gonna happen
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
the son not gonna happen guy is probably the most legendary element of the collage, at least for me
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
so not
so not gonna happen! of course. thanking u
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
doe-eyed aquatic murder fantasies
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
trucker hat douches
lysol douche
― the late great, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
Old ILM: we love neptunes, missy, timbaland, beyonce. Fuck you rockists. We are making the future here!
Nu ILM: we love Yes, Steely Dan, Sabbath, the Mac
― President Keyes, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
the Mac Dre?
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Beanie Mac
― President Keyes, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
god, remember outkast? good times...
― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
what are the ying yang twins up to these days?
― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
bieber
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
old ILM: tl/drmid ILM: zing!nu ILM: gif
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:00 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wiki says they are releasing 2 albums this year! :D
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
ying yang twins
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
i miss noize board
― catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
i miss giant image bombs and css hax
how many noize people are still here? am0n is here but jon is gone. is the ian that's here the ian from noize? did cutty quit? ddb? sleep is still here, no?
also: POV: people who think they're noise dudes
― the late great, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
ian is ian, yes.
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
does river wolf still post?
For full credit, you have to turn this into a gif.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
― the late great, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
D:
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
ilx males gets schooled
― the late great, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Born and raised in Fife, Scotland, Nutty Nigel studied English at Stirling University before taking on a Masters course in Film Production. As a film critic in the UK, his work has appeared in Empire, The Guardian, Impact, Neo, Sci-Fi Now and SFX, and he has also produced / co-written documentaries for the British DVDs of such cult films as The House By the Cemetery, Macabre and Dario Argento's Sleepless. His producer credits on feature films include The Collingswood Story, Brotherhood of Blood and the documentary American Grindhouse, and in addition, he has penned the acclaimed books Minds of Fear (2005), Taboo Breakers (2008) and Jack Hill: The Exploitation and Blaxploitation Master (2009). As a film festival curator, Nutty Nigel has hosted live question and answer sessions with directors as varied as Lamberto Bava, Tobe Hooper, John Landis and Tom Savini. His study at Aberdeen is entitled Subverting the Mainstream: How the North American Exploitation Film Reflected History and Changed the Course of Hollywood Filmmaking.
― the late great, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
― catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, May 10, 2012 12:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, May 10, 2012 12:14 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
;)
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
^_^
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
its sad, he was sassy
― catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahaha
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
i miss the listening threadz on noize board. those started in 2004? something like that. that's when i started posting there i think. likeminded people and all that.
― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah the listening threads really turned me on to some good stuff.
― catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
plus leonardo, the kind old sage
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh yeah he was Awesome!!
― the late great, Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
i didn't leonardo.
― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
you LIVE leonardo!
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
(in its purest vinyl form)
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
got new mark robinson/fang wizard lp in the mail today! woohoo! very few 90's indie artists that make me go woohoo!!
― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:40 (1 year ago) Permalink