Twitter C/D

Following better people is one thing, unfollowing should be done regularly.

Also use an app where you can mute hastags or tweets from certain clients, eg 4sq, spotify, etc.

Yeah tbf the most ive ever done is read it via the website, it just doesnt interest me enough really. Not into soundbite blogging.

Also handy is to block retweets by certain ppl. So you can see their regular tweets, but none of their retweets.

if someone who i don't follow has replied to me, why doesn't it show me their tweet in my original tweets conversation?

ie the only way i know they replied was because it forwarded to my phone text service.

thank god erica let me know someone was saying nasty rumors abt me

lol

OK so I changed my password and I still think my account is sending spam out to people. I don't know what to do!

you need to revoke your managed applications. Go into your settings, then choose "Apps" on the left hand side, then revoke everything. You'll need to reactivate the ones you actually want later.

(Changing your password doesn't stop authenticated apps from working, and the spammers will have authenticated a client app to do their thing)

but how will i know if someone is saying nasty rumors abt me

heh

Dr. Jerry Beans ‏@dogboner
all my people that have mild depression or severe dont worry because theres someone that loves u and hes a rotating doghouse with gold teeth

Ste, I'm guessing they deleted the tweet?

new twitter is a completely over engineered mess

They're rebuilding it to take all that shit out now.

'bout time http://engineering.twitter.com/2012/05/improving-performance-on-twittercom.html

hey thanks stet! I'll try that today.

Roffle

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/model-live-tweets-married-actor-trying-to-hook-up

The first thing that you might notice is that permalink URLs are now simpler: they no longer use the hashbang (#!).

#!
#!
#!

rip hashbang

fuck give it back!

totally not what i thought a hashbang was.

Roffle

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/model-live-tweets-married-actor-trying-to-hook-up

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 4:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah this cracked me up

I loved the phrase "divine interception", ha

hahahaha amazing

anyone looking for a reason why twitter exists

Each week, Sweden gives its official national twitter account to a different Swedish citizen... this week it is the rather entertaining Sonja... https://twitter.com/#!/sweden

http://i.imgur.com/3LgCT.png

social media

dying

alton brown is posting cute drawings to twitter: squid, lobster godzilla, barney the dinosaur on a grill, the chairman.

F5 F5 F5 F5

lol

sucks when a celeb makes the same joke you made in a previous tweet and you look at their RTs and favs and followers vs. your RTs and favs and followers and you feel a little sad about it

eh if someone makes the same joke as you it's prob not a terribly original joke worth feeling any type of way about

but i made it first. so they're the ones being unoriginal.

starting a twitter feud is def the way to go in these situations

You gotta do the standup to get the followers.

my little brother has been laboring on this truly amazing twitter project far too long & hard to have only 18 followers-- please follow him

https://twitter.com/#!/eatingabagel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNQpYz1ztx8

Why did your parents decide to have another child that is a bot. Xpost

cool tip http://kottke.org/12/07/turn-your-twitter-stream-into-your-friends-linkblog

this is punishment for me mocking ppl annoyed that gchat is down

is twitter down too my lord

Twitter is currently down for <%= reason %>.
We expect to be back in <%= deadline %>.

lmao cant even rouse the fail whale

Thanks for your patience!

aaaaaand we're back

not me :(

works for me now

oh god the olympics

Tweetbot for iOS can mute hashtags and keywords. Quiets things down quite a bit.