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Following better people is one thing, unfollowing should be done regularly.

all things must pass (shaane), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also use an app where you can mute hastags or tweets from certain clients, eg 4sq, spotify, etc.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah tbf the most ive ever done is read it via the website, it just doesnt interest me enough really. Not into soundbite blogging.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also handy is to block retweets by certain ppl. So you can see their regular tweets, but none of their retweets.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

if someone who i don't follow has replied to me, why doesn't it show me their tweet in my original tweets conversation?

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 17 May 2012 09:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

ie the only way i know they replied was because it forwarded to my phone text service.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 17 May 2012 09:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

thank god erica let me know someone was saying nasty rumors abt me

lag∞n, Friday, 25 May 2012 22:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

blossom smulch (schlump), Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

OK so I changed my password and I still think my account is sending spam out to people. I don't know what to do!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 27 May 2012 09:38 (11 months ago) Permalink

you need to revoke your managed applications. Go into your settings, then choose "Apps" on the left hand side, then revoke everything. You'll need to reactivate the ones you actually want later.

(Changing your password doesn't stop authenticated apps from working, and the spammers will have authenticated a client app to do their thing)

stet, Sunday, 27 May 2012 12:28 (11 months ago) Permalink

but how will i know if someone is saying nasty rumors abt me

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 May 2012 13:16 (11 months ago) Permalink

heh


Dr. Jerry Beans ‏@dogboner
all my people that have mild depression or severe dont worry because theres someone that loves u and hes a rotating doghouse with gold teeth

tpp, Monday, 28 May 2012 20:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

Ste, I'm guessing they deleted the tweet?

The Reverend, Monday, 28 May 2012 20:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

new twitter is a completely over engineered mess

They're rebuilding it to take all that shit out now.

'bout time http://engineering.twitter.com/2012/05/improving-performance-on-twittercom.html

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

hey thanks stet! I'll try that today.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:49 (11 months ago) Permalink

The first thing that you might notice is that permalink URLs are now simpler: they no longer use the hashbang (#!).

#!
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#!

blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:34 (11 months ago) Permalink

rip hashbang

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:29 (11 months ago) Permalink

fuck give it back!

markers, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:30 (11 months ago) Permalink

totally not what i thought a hashbang was.

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

Roffle

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/model-live-tweets-married-actor-trying-to-hook-up

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 4:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah this cracked me up

shipl.de.al (some dude), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

I loved the phrase "divine interception", ha

Ò (Ówen P.), Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

hahahaha amazing

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Thursday, 7 June 2012 07:45 (11 months ago) Permalink

anyone looking for a reason why twitter exists

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:57 (11 months ago) Permalink

Each week, Sweden gives its official national twitter account to a different Swedish citizen... this week it is the rather entertaining Sonja... https://twitter.com/#!/sweden

only NWOFHM! is real (krakow), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

social media

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:33 (11 months ago) Permalink

dying

decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:59 (11 months ago) Permalink

alton brown is posting cute drawings to twitter: squid, lobster godzilla, barney the dinosaur on a grill, the chairman.

thumbs.db (get bent), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:29 (11 months ago) Permalink

F5 F5 F5 F5

stet, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:27 (11 months ago) Permalink

lol

deadcandace (diamonddave85), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:39 (11 months ago) Permalink

sucks when a celeb makes the same joke you made in a previous tweet and you look at their RTs and favs and followers vs. your RTs and favs and followers and you feel a little sad about it

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 19:59 (10 months ago) Permalink

eh if someone makes the same joke as you it's prob not a terribly original joke worth feeling any type of way about

abandon al ships (some dude), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:00 (10 months ago) Permalink

but i made it first. so they're the ones being unoriginal.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

starting a twitter feud is def the way to go in these situations

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:08 (10 months ago) Permalink

You gotta do the standup to get the followers.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Monday, 2 July 2012 21:09 (10 months ago) Permalink

my little brother has been laboring on this truly amazing twitter project far too long & hard to have only 18 followers-- please follow him

https://twitter.com/#!/eatingabagel

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 2 July 2012 23:48 (10 months ago) Permalink

Why did your parents decide to have another child that is a bot. Xpost

Jeff, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:58 (10 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

this is punishment for me mocking ppl annoyed that gchat is down

stet, Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:35 (9 months ago) Permalink

is twitter down too my lord

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:35 (9 months ago) Permalink

Twitter is currently down for <%= reason %>.
We expect to be back in <%= deadline %>.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:41 (9 months ago) Permalink

lmao cant even rouse the fail whale

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

Thanks for your patience!

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:45 (9 months ago) Permalink

aaaaaand we're back

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:51 (9 months ago) Permalink

not me :(

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:51 (9 months ago) Permalink

works for me now

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:53 (9 months ago) Permalink

oh god the olympics

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

Tweetbot for iOS can mute hashtags and keywords. Quiets things down quite a bit.

Jeff, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:53 (9 months ago) Permalink


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