"Sure makes the cavity search interesting, let me tell ya..."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
"The downside is I have to go through the x-rays. Dying of cancer, actually."
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Lady, quit reclining your seat, it's making me uncomfortable."
― Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
the lady in front appears to be wearing a shyguy mask, and the seats behind them are unoccupied, and his seatmate's legs appear to be missing, and one arm appears to be dislocated. there's so many things weird with this cartoon.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
_bOb_
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
pretty sure I hate bOb right now
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
luggage-inspired hobo furry having sex with the back of an airline seat angers man from a dimension with bad perpective
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
irl lols
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
"What is the deal with airline food these days?"
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
"yeah, i'm sure it seems annoying now, but the C-4's gonna open up a lot of elbow room"
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
OMG just saw "Claws" upthread.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, that's still the funniest joke itt
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Christ, I've just come!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Traveling with your pets is such a nightmare"
― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Thinking of baseball just makes it worse!"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I pack myself."
― o s– man (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
i.....i gotta pee
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
"i TOLD you to wait an hour"― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu)
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu)
This one from last week was better than any of the official finalists
― Josefa, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
A one-off: This one is closed but:
now, if they allowed odds on which will get the majority vote:
Your Vote1) "He's the advertising executive. Let him come up with a caption."2) "Take the commission, hon, and you can paint full time."3) "What kind of Neanderthal uses vodka instead of gin?"
.. yeah, go meta and win!
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
meanwhile...
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Ever HBO cancelled Luck because of racehorses dying on set, things have really changed here at the track!!!!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ever SINCE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
there was always a rush to be first to the grill on 'bring your own fetish kebab' night
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
"horse racing was so much easier before the mafia got involved."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
"It's kicking in."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
is the stick horse talking? That's weird.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah the horse talking makes it almost inscrutable. i'd go non sequitur:"Giddyap!"
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 13:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I should have quit while I was a head!!!!"
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Monday, 14 May 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
or "I think I'll quit as I'm a head" but yeah.
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 13:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
This contest is basically the NY'er's rejected cartoon depot, isn't it.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
neigh!
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
you two see if you can find some body, i'll go on a head
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
yukky puns kind of don't fit the NYer's style. I think I said that upthread.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Let's win the National Review Caption Contest:
"These PETA idiots ruin EVERYTHING!"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
"The best part is him whipping himself for a change."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
all day i can't turn round without being bothered by some horses's ass, but the one time i need one....
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
ah! got it:"Well somebody certainly doped ONE of us."
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
"he's dying to win so he can be put out to stud."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
damn poles coming over here and takin our jobs
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol darragh
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
If "The Monkeys You Ordered" website doesn't have "THAT'S TED" as a caption, I will want to know why!
― Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
"This is normal."
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
"In summation, not all ideas are worth having. Thank you."
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
"So I had a TWO billion dollar idea -- iSpanx"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
New Yorker-y unfunny style: "And that's the wrong slide."
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
"J'ACCUSE!"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
^winner
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
"here is the cartoon and caption i submitted to the new yorker. they ... did not accept it."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I think we've all learned something here today."
― s.clover, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
"observe how remarkably flexible my neck is."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink