Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

just caught the tail end of a replay that looked like Chelsea's #6 hitting Carroll with a particularly vicious chokeslam. Only a two count tho.

― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Crowd chanting Andy Carroll's name too after he chased down a lost cause at the corner flag.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

Aw, Robbie Fowler + kiddie waving at camera, all embarrassed, was very sweet

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lukaku is on, i almost forgot Chelsea signed him.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Crowd chanting Andy Carroll's name too after he chased down a lost cause at the corner flag.

Heroic giving away of throw-in by the £35m man rightly acknowledged. Torres could learn from that.

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lukaku hasn't impressed so far. He ought to bulk down a bit, his movement is like a bodybuilder going through a narrow doorway.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

he just missed a sitter

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

New Carroll imo

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a cross from johnson

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

I saw van Persie hit a volley like that once

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

^prescient two posts as Carroll fluffs one xxp

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

shame we saw carroll mishit it

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was meaning the sitter/next Carroll posts before that

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

what happened there? i missed it

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

did he do to ivanovic what ivanovic did to carroll?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Clothesline

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Suarez gets revenge for that earlier chokeslam on Carroll with a stiff lariat to Ivanovic. xp.

― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Suarez being a dick at 4-1 up shocker. Attempted clothesline plus blatant kick xp

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Big substitution this. Kuyt's last appearance & Sterling's first.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maxi's swansong too. Oh, and there's Downing going off.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

nearly his 1st goal too

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can forgive him that. Better not happen again.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

next season they should try playing Downing as an unnamed 12th man, see if anyone notices.

― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

BBC Radio 5 live's Michael Gray at Liverpool v Chelsea: "Luis Suarez has tried to shake hands with Branislav Ivanovic afterwards. Having seen a replay of the incident I can see why Ivanovic did not want to."

can dish it out but...

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Suarez getting some revenge there

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

is kuyt really leaving?

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

can't tell if that excites or dismays me

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Carroll has put a couple of really great crosses in tonight

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

he should teach stuart downing

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

If only they had two Andy Carrolls

― Number None, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah he's off to Germany or Holland to see out his career. He's done in I think, but he's been so great for us, I do love the bloke.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Baby Reina looking very happy out there with his dad.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

andy carroll on the right wing to replace kuyt. we're not allowed to play actual wingers.

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

we should sign someone from another sport for the left wing.

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

:)

Barry Glendenning ‏ @bglendenning

For those asking, yes - Guardian staff parade around office holding their kids when last edition of paper goes to press each year

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha, I didn't even think this was strange until now

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

xposts. sterling came on against wigan and fulham.

bye bye dirk and maxi, love you guys.

― Chris, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Louis Saha is on Newsnight

― Number None, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

What's he done?

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's talking about the rise of the far right and racism in France. Hasn't been on yet

― Number None, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Did I read an interview with him on that topic just recently?

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

And kids today being spoiled, etc?

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

Seems he's got an autobiography out and it's not the usual rubbish. It's called "Thinking Inside The Box". I'm going to allow it

― Number None, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

the interior life of louis saha

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Let Them Eat Prawn Sandwiches: My Time At Manchester United

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Injury Time - The Saha Saga

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

hes fairly well spoken for a football player in their second language but he didnt rly say anything

his contention that ppl of colour can ascend in this country to a greater degree than in france is probably false, the unemployment rate for black men is terrible, the number of black football managers vs number of black players is clearly fucked

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

the interior life of louis saha
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let Them Eat Prawn Sandwiches: My Time At Manchester United
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Injury Time - The Saha Saga
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

knowing me, knowing you - saha

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

so i missed the game of the season?

stewey downing is bordering on becoming a beloved ilf cult hero imo

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:33 (1 year ago) Permalink