this one demands the words accentuate, not guide the image because the cartoon is self-actualizing ("I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!") and is not only not funny but doesn't really reward deeper thought.so you kinda got to make it quiddy i think.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I'm gonna make a fuss like Kevin Smith on twitter when they kick me off the plane."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
"You can come out when we land"
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Allahu Akbar!"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I'm flying above the clouds at 540 mph, but they used to serve hot meals."
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
"(FARRRRRRT!)"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
im a suitcase
― max, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
"If you think this looks uncomfortable, you should see what I did to get around the restriction on liquids!"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Boy they really pack you like sardines in these things, don't they?"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Part of what is irritating me about this one is that the positioning of the other passenger makes no sense to me visually.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
"this is the only drawback to my plan to get a free cancer screening by going through the airport x-ray machines"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
like, is he partially under the guy with the suitcase, and does he have two left arms?
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
"the craziest thing about me is that for some reason i am bringing four different hats on this trip"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Guess I'm just on a lucky streak - second time I've been upgraded from baggage to coach for free."
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
"favorite unintentionally homoerotic new yorker cartoon imagery"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
"my therapist told me i had to get a 'handle' on my fear of flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
― max, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 4:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is the only one so far that's actually made me laugh.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha n/a I had the same thought about the hats, especially since three of them look like identical knit caps in different colors
"One for each day of Bonaroo"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
what's going on with the passenger to his right? is he flat stanley slipping between the two seats?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 18:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
"been upgraded from baggage" is lols.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Ironically, I could fit very few items in this bag, because the bulk of its capacity is consumed by the volume of my own body."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahaha
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
"If I knew how warm it would be, I would have gone with the valise."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's true! The whole point is that he's supposed to be cramming as much stuff onto the plane as possible, and yet he winds up wearing extra hats and socks so he can for no apparent reason fit his own body into the suitcase. Christ what an asshole.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I've never flown in first class before"
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Sure makes the cavity search interesting, let me tell ya..."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
"The downside is I have to go through the x-rays. Dying of cancer, actually."
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Lady, quit reclining your seat, it's making me uncomfortable."
― Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
the lady in front appears to be wearing a shyguy mask, and the seats behind them are unoccupied, and his seatmate's legs appear to be missing, and one arm appears to be dislocated. there's so many things weird with this cartoon.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
_bOb_
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
pretty sure I hate bOb right now
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
luggage-inspired hobo furry having sex with the back of an airline seat angers man from a dimension with bad perpective
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
irl lols
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
"What is the deal with airline food these days?"
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
"yeah, i'm sure it seems annoying now, but the C-4's gonna open up a lot of elbow room"
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
OMG just saw "Claws" upthread.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, that's still the funniest joke itt
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Christ, I've just come!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Traveling with your pets is such a nightmare"
― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Thinking of baseball just makes it worse!"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I pack myself."
― o s– man (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
i.....i gotta pee
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
"i TOLD you to wait an hour"― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu)
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu)
This one from last week was better than any of the official finalists
― Josefa, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
A one-off: This one is closed but:
now, if they allowed odds on which will get the majority vote:
Your Vote1) "He's the advertising executive. Let him come up with a caption."2) "Take the commission, hon, and you can paint full time."3) "What kind of Neanderthal uses vodka instead of gin?"
.. yeah, go meta and win!
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
meanwhile...
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Ever HBO cancelled Luck because of racehorses dying on set, things have really changed here at the track!!!!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ever SINCE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
there was always a rush to be first to the grill on 'bring your own fetish kebab' night
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
"horse racing was so much easier before the mafia got involved."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:25 (1 year ago) Permalink