mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

really, at the deli!?

We're going to a pretty decent Italian place around the corner from my office.

Ed, you're showing us all up.

Mmmmm, Italian sounds good. Have fun!

Yay the Dan!

Hey, yay J031, too!

Yay them all.

one YAY to rule them all

And in the darkness bind them?

WHY IS THAT STILL STUCK IN MY HEAD IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS PEOPLE

what is that some protestant thing?

hahahaha YES

N A PERFECT WORLD

oh lol googling

Ironically, the guy who was perpetually reciting that to me was, like me, raised Catholic.

I am quite amused.

(I am also, as Dan might have read elsewhere, quite pleased right now. The magic words are "salary," "reclass" and "increase.")

y'all may recall i have purposely avoided any and everything lotr for some time.

Just watch this, that's all I ask:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWf3iJjqYCM

who is iron0012 on twitter, minneapolis people?

I have no clue!

hahaha Ned. Also - did you get a raise/promotion then?

well they are following me, they are from mnpl and they appear to be friends with at least one other ilxor. but i have no idea who they are.

Also - did you get a raise/promotion then?

:-D

Yay Ned! CONGRATULATIONS!

Hmmmm, RR... sorry that I'm no help.

Hooray for NED! And just the other week you were saying how you enjoy money and wanted more of it. Go buy yourself some ROCKET (*devil horns*) as greenery treat.

My new job also is better paid than my old one. And only fifteen minutes cycle from my front door.

Awesome, Nick!!!

All that arugula/rocket talk makes me want a damn salad.

Also, Dan is totally getting a copy of Pat Boone's book for Xmas.

mmm rocket.

congrats, ned! and nick!

All that arugula/rocket talk makes me want a damn salad.

A salad...of the DAMNED:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g97/MAC_III/FrogSalad.jpg

Lavado means "has 1+ frogs in it."

So J031 loves her new iPhone.

happy anniversary<3!!!

Ooooh, did you give her an iPhone for your anniversary?! *swoon*

She stole one after Dan hacked into the security system at the nearest Apple Store. This, truly, is love.

aw

love hack

That's the most romantic story I've ever heard.

gross

I'm shocked that our ideas of romance differ. SHOCKED, I TELL YOU

For FAX ME, love is quantified by who most quickly cleans up the spew on the following morning.

Ned OTM

I want the little frog salad.

leaving for my LAST DAY!!!!

HOORAY FOR THE LAST DAY! You should start drinking....... NOW

Nick, as requested I have sent fulsome praise to your new employer. He hasn't got back to me and said "prove it!" yet so I reckon it's all good.

Yay Tehresa! Relish the lastness.

morning all. I drunked to much last night. However I have a new favourite cocktail, the delmonico.

Drunkery, final days at work, happiness all around. It's ITRFest (ie, the hallowed weekend before Labor Day weekend).

please tell me about this interesting-sounding drink, ed!

I shall drink wine tonight and try to get nervous about new job.

Drunk in the oh so classy environs of the Campbell Apartment in grand central it is a mix of gin, brandy vermouth and bitters in a 2:1:1:Dash ratio stirred over ice with a twist in a martini glass. Campbell apartment completes my round of Grand Central drinking and although it is the classiest and best mixer of drinks I like Cipriani because you sit in the main hall and watch the world go by.

I should have said not get nervous. Nervous is a bad state.

I could never get the hang of Ciprani although I don't do cocktails in general.

that drink sounds heavenly! i think i may have a nice cocktail this evening to enhance my celebratory mood.

Why not start now?